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Divorce! Hooray!(?)

MysstMysst King Monkeyof Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
My wife of nearly 4 years and I are preparing to separate our stuff and go our different ways. The strange thing here is that, right now at least, there's not really any anger. We're still friends and enjoy just hanging out together, but our lives are going in different directions and for a while now neither of us has been very happy. We've even been going to marriage counseling to see if we could get back to how in love we were when we first got together, but because our life goals aren't the same anymore it's extremely difficult for either of us to see staying in the relationship. There's really no blame assigned to just one of us, if any blame at all exists, and so over the next few months we've got to figure out how to move away from being a married couple to just friends. Our lease is up in December and she'll be leaving the area for a few months immediately after, so the full reality of this may not hit until then, but overall I feel like it'll be OK, and I'm a little anxious about trying to meet women again.

tldr; Gettin' divorced, it's mostly ok, your sister's hot

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    mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    stay away from my sister

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    stay away from my sister

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I haven't had sex in months, I'll get near your sisters if I can.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    tldr; Gettin' divorced, it's mostly ok, your sister's hot

    man i'm sorry :(

    don't be saying stuff about my sister tho, i'll beat you up.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    so you finally admitted you love the cock and dropped your beard, huh?

    but really, that sucks. At least it wasn't all angry and fighty. hows the settlements and all that jazz gonna work out?

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2008
    stay away from thorgots sister

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Whats the percentage for marriages that end up in divorce now a days? Its pretty high I think.

    I know some one who has been divorced 3 times and another annulled. He just got married again last month.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    why not consider goodbye sex as a healthy alternative to sisters?

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Congratulations!(?)

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kill her and rape her corpse in a ditch.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Kill her and rape her corpse in a ditch.

    you foreigners and your strange customs!

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    tldr; Gettin' divorced, it's mostly ok, your sister's hot

    man i'm sorry :(

    don't be saying stuff about my sister tho, i'll beat you up.
    See, it's kind of sad, because we've been married half our adult lives, but at the same time I haven't really been living how I wanted to. Our focus was getting her career situated and not mine, so it really only reinforced my laziness about work and school. Now that I know I'll have to support myself, I've got plans for kicking my degree out quick and look for jobs that are over $11 an hour.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bang out all her friends and sisters, then have one last time with her, then leave town without saying anything. Critical part 2 right there.

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    You can have my sister.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I haven't had sex in months, I'll get near your sisters if I can.
    Ouch yes this is a good reason

    Pretty much everything you have said sounds like my last relationship break-up, only instead of being married we were just living together. Different life goals/directions is a big, big, big, big thing to have to consider in any long-term relationship. Good luck!

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    tldr; Gettin' divorced, it's mostly ok, your sister's hot

    man i'm sorry :(

    don't be saying stuff about my sister tho, i'll beat you up.
    See, it's kind of sad, because we've been married half our adult lives, but at the same time I haven't really been living how I wanted to. Our focus was getting her career situated and not mine, so it really only reinforced my laziness about work and school. Now that I know I'll have to support myself, I've got plans for kicking my degree out quick and look for jobs that are over $11 an hour.

    that's the kind of thing i'm afraid of in any relationship.

    one long-term relationship i had i basically subsumed my own long-term goals and such to the gf. things ended when i "resurfaced" to do new things.

    another was the exact reverse situation.

    getting that balance just right is freakin tough.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    so you finally admitted you love the cock and dropped your beard, huh?

    but really, that sucks. At least it wasn't all angry and fighty. hows the settlements and all that jazz gonna work out?
    We're just going to no-fault and split up our shit. Luckily, not a lot of things we've gotten has been 'ours', but more 'yours and mine'. For instance, I don't intend on taking the Buffy DVD's and she doesn't want Stargate. Who gets what car is pretty much the biggest decision we have to make, because one still has a payment.

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    SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You're welcome to my sister... something's gotta make that miserable bitch not be so miserable. Preemptive apologies btw.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sucks mysst

    and you can have my sister, good luck with that

    also, my wife and i are pretty happy

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I haven't had sex in months, I'll get near your sisters if I can.
    Ouch yes this is a good reason

    Pretty much everything you have said sounds like my last relationship break-up, only instead of being married we were just living together. Different life goals/directions is a big, big, big, big thing to have to consider in any long-term relationship. Good luck!
    What's funny is that she's got an employee that's always talking about wanting to get with me, and I am seriously considering "hittin' that shit" because goddamn, not getting sex after you're used to getting sex is bad for the brain.

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    SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I haven't had sex in months, I'll get near your sisters if I can.
    Ouch yes this is a good reason

    Pretty much everything you have said sounds like my last relationship break-up, only instead of being married we were just living together. Different life goals/directions is a big, big, big, big thing to have to consider in any long-term relationship. Good luck!
    What's funny is that she's got an employee that's always talking about wanting to get with me, and I am seriously considering "hittin' that shit" because goddamn, not getting sex after you're used to getting sex is bad for the brain.

    So what's stopping you?

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    So exactly how many dudes have been fucking your wife and for how long.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2008
    brand loyalty

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Slagmire wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I haven't had sex in months, I'll get near your sisters if I can.
    Ouch yes this is a good reason

    Pretty much everything you have said sounds like my last relationship break-up, only instead of being married we were just living together. Different life goals/directions is a big, big, big, big thing to have to consider in any long-term relationship. Good luck!
    What's funny is that she's got an employee that's always talking about wanting to get with me, and I am seriously considering "hittin' that shit" because goddamn, not getting sex after you're used to getting sex is bad for the brain.

    So what's stopping you?
    Not a whole lot right now.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sucks mysst

    and you can have my sister, good luck with that

    also, my wife and i are pretty happy

    Just so long as you never EVER put an xbox in the bedroom. Or make her sit next to the strange dude from the internet again.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    sucks mysst

    and you can have my sister, good luck with that

    also, my wife and i are pretty happy

    Just so long as you never EVER put an xbox in the bedroom. Or make her sit next to the strange dude from the internet again.
    Haha, this is the main reason I'm getting a hotel room at PAX. I never intended on her sitting around with strangers while I nerd out with you guys.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    sucks mysst

    and you can have my sister, good luck with that

    also, my wife and i are pretty happy

    Just so long as you never EVER put an xbox in the bedroom. Or make her sit next to the strange dude from the internet again.

    i thought she did surprisingly well for meeting a bunch of internet weirdos

    and we used to have the 360 in the bedroom in the old house

    she fell asleep many times to the sounds of ncaa 2004 and Knights of the Old Republic

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fucking Cheaters [ 1 2 3 ... 10 11 12 13 ]
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst, how long have you known your future ex-wife?

    I've been dating and now living with my girlfriend for a total of 8 years.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Our 4-year would/will be on July 28th, and we were seeing each other for about 6 months before then.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah I should probably marry this chick huh.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Probably, yeah. I mean, we were happy until we weren't. And what's weird is that now that we know it's over, we're happy again, which makes us feel closer than we have for a while, which is confusing as hell.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Probably, yeah. I mean, we were happy until we weren't. And what's weird is that now that we know it's over, we're happy again, which makes us feel closer than we have for a while, which is confusing as hell.
    Know that feeling too.

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    The SpecialistThe Specialist Happy Face Happy PlaceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Divorce is a sin and you will burn in hell.

    Seriously though, I always was impressed with people that get divorced in such an adult manner. It's a rare thing these days. Especially when there is a kid involved. I know this because the women in my family change husbands like they change oil filters. Seems like every week I'v lost an uncle or a cousin or a brother in law.

    Um... is congratulations appropriate?

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Surprise divorce sucks.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    My wife of nearly 4 years and I are preparing to separate our stuff and go our different ways. The strange thing here is that, right now at least, there's not really any anger. We're still friends and enjoy just hanging out together, but our lives are going in different directions and for a while now neither of us has been very happy. We've even been going to marriage counseling to see if we could get back to how in love we were when we first got together, but because our life goals aren't the same anymore it's extremely difficult for either of us to see staying in the relationship. There's really no blame assigned to just one of us, if any blame at all exists, and so over the next few months we've got to figure out how to move away from being a married couple to just friends. Our lease is up in December and she'll be leaving the area for a few months immediately after, so the full reality of this may not hit until then, but overall I feel like it'll be OK, and I'm a little anxious about trying to meet women again.

    tldr; Gettin' divorced, it's mostly ok, your sister's hot

    So I guess she can get those pets she was talking about now

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    Surprise divorce sucks.

    Kind of a raw deal you got there.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think I'll be single for the rest of my days due to being somewhat misogynistic and totally independent.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stay away from my sister for serious. Also... you can only crash on my sofa for a week before I make you start paying rent.

    See you tonight.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Surprise divorce sucks.

    Kind of a raw deal you got there.

    I chalk it off to being too young, now.

    It's lame because there was literally no sign of it until the last couple days, from my perspective, but like Mysst, we will probably get along and be happy and fine apart.

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