I was cleaning the kitchen one time when I was, like, 14 and accidentally got some of the cleaner in my mouth. So, I'm sitting there, spitting into the sink and rinsing my mouth out when my step-mother walks up and is like, "don't spit in there, we eat there." so I say, "I JUST GOT FUCKING AJAX IN MY MOUTH AND IT BURNS!" and she tells me, "Well, go spit in your bathroom sink. That's just gross."
Funny thing is for me it's really not. I have some sort of imbalance in my head that causes me not to worry very much about things. I went to see a couple head doctors about it. Like, I can recognize the gravity and seriousness of a situation but I never seem to stress about things.
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Funny thing is for me it's really not. I have some sort of imbalance in my head that causes me not to worry very much about things. I went to see a couple head doctors about it. Like, I can recognize the gravity and seriousness of a situation but I never seem to stress about things.
julius caesar was like that
patton was like that
it may be an imbalance, but in no way is it a hinderance
except that you can't empathise with people as easily
Like Knob says if it burns your throat, then on te way back up it will pour even more of its poisony goodness into your blood stream.
So digesting it is a better idea?
I imagine that it wouldn't really digest so you'd just pass it naturally through the bodies natural channels for dealing with waste, and even if you did digest it, it would be a lot slower than going straight into your blood stream.
Knob have you any strange desires to clean the streets of injustice and wash away the corruption of big government and large corporations now you've drank that cleaning product?
Reminds me of the time I noticed the sink was full of water so I plunged my hand in to unplug it, turns out it was full of bleach. Delicious burning bleach.
Reminds me of the time I noticed the sink was full of water so I plunged my hand in to unplug it, turns out it was full of bleach. Delicious burning bleach.
Some jackass at work did that with a sink full of industrial strength drain clog remover. Shit is like pure lye with a pH of like 13 and change. He had a chem burn from the tips of his fingers to his elbow that must have hurt far beyond excruciating.
I had to develop a safety protocol to handle something like that and prevent it from happening again. My solution was to not use 1000x the amount of drain cleaner necessary and to leave a fucking note near the sink if you decide to fill it with horrific volumes of chemicals. I also developed a power point slide show about not sticking your hands in random, unidentified clear fluids in an industrial facility, because it could be water or it could be some caustic terror that will tear the flesh from your bones. It had pictures and everything.
Like Knob says if it burns your throat, then on te way back up it will pour even more of its poisony goodness into your blood stream.
So digesting it is a better idea?
ever noticed that when you throw up your gastric acid burns your throat?
aduh
I've thrown up a couple of times due to food poisoning or digestive problems. I've never had a raw throat because of it. Hell, even afterwards I could light up a smoke and puff away.
Reminds me of the time I noticed the sink was full of water so I plunged my hand in to unplug it, turns out it was full of bleach. Delicious burning bleach.
Some jackass at work did that with a sink full of industrial strength drain clog remover. Shit is like pure lye with a pH of like 13 and change. He had a chem burn from the tips of his fingers to his elbow that must have hurt far beyond excruciating.
I had to develop a safety protocol to handle something like that and prevent it from happening again. My solution was to not use 1000x the amount of drain cleaner necessary and to leave a fucking note near the sink if you decide to fill it with horrific volumes of chemicals. I also developed a power point slide show about not sticking your hands in random, unidentified clear fluids in an industrial facility, because it could be water or it could be some caustic terror that will tear the flesh from your bones. It had pictures and everything.
Yeah, in my defense, I don't expect the toilet sink to ever be filled with bleach, the kitchen and utility room sink? Sure, but the toilet sink is where a man goes to wash the feces of his hands so he may enjoy a fine sandwich.
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if it's not a horrible faux pas, may i ask how you think you got it?
edit: by the way, dude, i seriously hope you don't have it
edit edit: who's pipe?
Long story short: my step-mother is a bitch.
You should sleep with as many women without protection as you can now, before it's illegal for you to.
jesus. good luck dude. It's not super lethal these days from what I understand but I hope you have medical insurance.
This is assuming you're talking about HIV and not full blown AIDS.
This is the plan. I am like some sort of biological weapon.
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that must be nerve wracking
Pipe is... let's say that Pipe is Pipe.
Funny thing is for me it's really not. I have some sort of imbalance in my head that causes me not to worry very much about things. I went to see a couple head doctors about it. Like, I can recognize the gravity and seriousness of a situation but I never seem to stress about things.
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julius caesar was like that
patton was like that
it may be an imbalance, but in no way is it a hinderance
except that you can't empathise with people as easily
but who the fuck wants to do that
So digesting it is a better idea?
aduh
Hmmm....
And now I have a giant visitor's pass sticker.
It says NAME: Dr. Ed.
So I wish to be addressed as such.
I imagine that it wouldn't really digest so you'd just pass it naturally through the bodies natural channels for dealing with waste, and even if you did digest it, it would be a lot slower than going straight into your blood stream.
apparently most household cleaners ain't deadly in your guts
the big concern is burning up your throat
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Though having Mr. Clean for a mod would have been cool.
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well, it's been a couple of decades since chemicals like roundup were allowed to have lethal doses of anything in them
for instance, roundup is only 12% glyphosate now
back in the day they sold ultra-concentrated roundup that was 78%
my dad was working with a guy who spilled a little down his boot
the guy immediately took off his boot, and it took the entire outer layer of leg and foot skin with it
those were the days
i'm not sure i want to find out
I would guess you might want to drink lots of water.
He is a no nonsense guy behind that smile.
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
Some jackass at work did that with a sink full of industrial strength drain clog remover. Shit is like pure lye with a pH of like 13 and change. He had a chem burn from the tips of his fingers to his elbow that must have hurt far beyond excruciating.
I had to develop a safety protocol to handle something like that and prevent it from happening again. My solution was to not use 1000x the amount of drain cleaner necessary and to leave a fucking note near the sink if you decide to fill it with horrific volumes of chemicals. I also developed a power point slide show about not sticking your hands in random, unidentified clear fluids in an industrial facility, because it could be water or it could be some caustic terror that will tear the flesh from your bones. It had pictures and everything.
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I've thrown up a couple of times due to food poisoning or digestive problems. I've never had a raw throat because of it. Hell, even afterwards I could light up a smoke and puff away.
Your throat made of marmalade or something?
Yeah, in my defense, I don't expect the toilet sink to ever be filled with bleach, the kitchen and utility room sink? Sure, but the toilet sink is where a man goes to wash the feces of his hands so he may enjoy a fine sandwich.