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Let's blow up America!

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
It's almost the 4th of July!

Hooray for Independence!

Hooray for Freedom!

HOORAY FOR BEING ABLE TO GO TO YOUR LOCAL INDIAN GUY AND BUY FLYING, FLAMING EXPLOSIVES THAT WERE ASSEMBLED SHODDILY BY SOME CHINESE KID WHO HATES AMERICANS!

Seriously, we are on the verge of the greatest holiday known to man - the Forf of July. This year I wanna take the explosive launch charges off of mortar shells and put them inside pop bottles filled with gunpowder and cracklers. I wanna fill a tennis ball with black powder and chuck it into a lake. I wanna see how far I can launch my fingers when I totally thought that fuse was a lot longer, dude.

FUCK YEAH, FREEDOM! LET'S BLOW SHIT UP!

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So, what are you gunna blow up this year?

For freedom?

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    6 of my fingers

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man I don't have any explosives

    Graves on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FLQ FLQ

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i plan on going up to the mountains and fishing on the 4th of july weekend

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Turrists
    Tourists?!?

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i can't blow anything up because i'm in massachusetts.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2008
    black powder is kids stuff

    hardly any bang to it at all

    what you want is flash powder

    that's the stuff that's in firecrackers, m-80s, blockbusters, the good stuff

    I WOULD BE MAKING SOME THIS YEAR BUT THAT WOULD BE A FELONY SO NO HOMEMADE FIREWORKS FOR ME

    Knob on
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I loved the 4th when I live in a rural area. It's a bit hard to do crazy shit with fireworks where I live now.

    The last 4th before I moved, we doused one of those gigantic rolls of blackcat's with gasoline, and sat it at the end of our drive way. We sat at the top of our drive way, and shot at it with roman candles.

    Those were some good times.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Actually on the 4th I will have been dating this girl for 6 months.

    I should show her how much I love her by lighting her house on fire and lining her lawn with M80s.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    black powder is kids stuff

    hardly any bang to it at all

    what you want is flash powder

    that's the stuff that's in firecrackers, m-80s, blockbusters, the good stuff

    I WOULD BE MAKING SOME THIS YEAR BUT THAT WOULD BE A FELONY SO NO HOMEMADE FIREWORKS FOR ME

    Plus you're kind of extra flammable at the moment.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Turrists
    Tourists?!?

    Tourists are the biggest threat to America

    Sheri on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    where the crap is some average dude supposed to go and find flash powder

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man I actually saw somebody with a FLQ flag the other day

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    black powder is kids stuff

    hardly any bang to it at all

    what you want is flash powder

    that's the stuff that's in firecrackers, m-80s, blockbusters, the good stuff

    I WOULD BE MAKING SOME THIS YEAR BUT THAT WOULD BE A FELONY SO NO HOMEMADE FIREWORKS FOR ME

    Pussy.

    I'm making some good stuff this year as well as doing more Thermite melting of random crap in the back yard. AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    why are awesome fireworks illegal in georgia?

    I thought we were supposed to be patriotic




    hypocrites

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    black powder is kids stuff

    hardly any bang to it at all

    what you want is flash powder

    that's the stuff that's in firecrackers, m-80s, blockbusters, the good stuff

    I WOULD BE MAKING SOME THIS YEAR BUT THAT WOULD BE A FELONY SO NO HOMEMADE FIREWORKS FOR ME
    Correct

    black powder is some weak shit

    I wish I could afford the sweet-ass expensive fireworks but all I can get are firecrackers and cheapo Wal-Mart crap

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i can't blow anything up because i'm in massachusetts.

    Come down and visit me in Georgia. We'll go to South of the Border and get some sweet m80s and shit.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    SA wrote: »
    why are awesome fireworks illegal in georgia?

    I thought we were supposed to be patriotic




    hypocrites
    they're only illegal if you don't know any indians

    it's a weird law, but it is there to encourage us to make friends

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2008
    where the crap is some average dude supposed to go and find flash powder

    you don't find it, silly

    you man up and make it

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    COME ON, POOKIE, LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I haven't seen any fireworks stands yet.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Hi welcome to NY we're pussies and make fireworks illegal

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In the philippines, people set off fireworks new years eve. It is the best. I, with help from a few cousins, used up this tableful of fireworks in one glorious night of explosions

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    and that ain't no sissy fireworks. thats the stuff you get in the philippines, all blowing off a whole arm if you're not careful. That large belt thing is basically about 200 little paper triangles full of gunpowder strung together. It went off for about 10 minutes.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i can't blow anything up because i'm in massachusetts.

    Come down and visit me in Georgia. We'll go to South of the Border and get some sweet m80s and shit.

    See this is what I usually do on the way up from Florida.

    But I have not gone to Florida.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    black powder is kids stuff

    hardly any bang to it at all

    what you want is flash powder

    that's the stuff that's in firecrackers, m-80s, blockbusters, the good stuff

    I WOULD BE MAKING SOME THIS YEAR BUT THAT WOULD BE A FELONY SO NO HOMEMADE FIREWORKS FOR ME

    Pussy.

    I'm making some good stuff this year as well as doing more Thermite melting of random crap in the back yard. AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!

    actually, it looks like it is legal to produce less than 5 grams of flash powder at a time, so i guess i can talk about it anyway

    i was just covering my ass

    didn't want to be the guy who is all 'GUESS WHO IS THE GUY WHO IS MAKING EXPLOSIVES'

    Knob on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SA wrote: »
    why are awesome fireworks illegal in georgia?

    I thought we were supposed to be patriotic




    hypocrites
    they're only illegal if you don't know any indians

    it's a weird law, but it is there to encourage us to make friends

    all the indians from georgia left because of the trail of tears

    theres some indian casinos in the carolinas though

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    i can't blow anything up because i'm in massachusetts.

    I can't find anything to blow up where I am at either.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    I haven't seen any fireworks stands yet.

    Washington sort of strikes me as a state that would be rather strict on the purchase and use of fireworks.

    fucking hippies

    Javen on
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, New York has laws against setting off fireworks.


    Boooooooo.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    yeah good plan bonk

    because I'm precisely the sort of detail-oriented, patient and careful guy who should be making explosives in his house

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    SA wrote: »
    why are awesome fireworks illegal in georgia?

    I thought we were supposed to be patriotic




    hypocrites
    Well, up until three or four years ago, you could only sell sparklers and smoke bombs. But if you're looking for heavy ordinance, the state border is like 2 hours away.
    were they the wussy sparklers with the wood stick cores, or the ones with the metal wire cores that you can tape together to make bombs with

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    good thing I'm going to Maine for the 4th.

    I don't even think they have police up there. They just lynch people who look like bad news.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    black powder is kids stuff

    hardly any bang to it at all

    what you want is flash powder

    that's the stuff that's in firecrackers, m-80s, blockbusters, the good stuff

    I WOULD BE MAKING SOME THIS YEAR BUT THAT WOULD BE A FELONY SO NO HOMEMADE FIREWORKS FOR ME

    Pussy.

    I'm making some good stuff this year as well as doing more Thermite melting of random crap in the back yard. AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!

    actually, it looks like it is legal to produce less than 5 grams of flash powder at a time, so i guess i can talk about it anyway

    i was just covering my ass

    didn't want to be the guy who is all 'GUESS WHO IS THE GUY WHO IS MAKING EXPLOSIVES'

    That's why I love making glass. Access to niter, carbocite, sodium sulfate, and metal salts for color. Crushing equipment helps, and I have a balance with a metering system to deliver the right amount of material per tube.

    I also have three rolls of Magnesium wire that I plan on using as a sparkling fuse. It will be wicked.

    Hunter on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SA wrote: »
    why are awesome fireworks illegal in georgia?

    I thought we were supposed to be patriotic




    hypocrites
    Well, up until three or four years ago, you could only sell sparklers and smoke bombs. But if you're looking for heavy ordinance, the state border is like 2 hours away.

    Yeah we can get fountains here now. But thats as crazy as it gets.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2008
    then you need to employ a science minded doctor with a keen interest in fire and combustion




    now where in the world could you get one of those

    Knob on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    then you need to employ a science minded doctor with a keen interest in fire and combustion




    now where in the world could you get one of those
    alright, alright, I'm driving. You just best be packed when I get there, I ain't sitting outside waiting for you.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    black powder is kids stuff

    hardly any bang to it at all

    what you want is flash powder

    that's the stuff that's in firecrackers, m-80s, blockbusters, the good stuff

    I WOULD BE MAKING SOME THIS YEAR BUT THAT WOULD BE A FELONY SO NO HOMEMADE FIREWORKS FOR ME

    Pussy.

    I'm making some good stuff this year as well as doing more Thermite melting of random crap in the back yard. AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!

    actually, it looks like it is legal to produce less than 5 grams of flash powder at a time, so i guess i can talk about it anyway

    i was just covering my ass

    didn't want to be the guy who is all 'GUESS WHO IS THE GUY WHO IS MAKING EXPLOSIVES'

    That's why I love making glass. Access to niter, carbocite, sodium sulfate, and metal salts for color. Crushing equipment helps, and I have a balance with a metering system to deliver the right amount of material per tube.

    I also have three rolls of Magnesium wire that I plan on using as a sparkling fuse. It will be wicked.

    i need to get me a good ball mill

    useful, and i can save a load of cash by milling my own batches of black powder

    Knob on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter make us some stuff
    And by some stiff I mean I want to blow up half of my town with one of these babies

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think rank means its almost Canada day

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