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Let's blow up America!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Turning a propane tank into a flame thrower is pretty easy.

    Weaver on
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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hunter make us some stuff
    And by some stiff I mean I want to blow up half of my town with one of these babies

    Is now a good time to mention if all works out I will be working for homeland security?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    I think rank means its almost Canada day
    canada day is my burfday

    Rankenphile on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    I think rank means its almost Canada day
    canada day is my burfday

    29th of june is mine

    Wren on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2008
    i always wanted to fill a soda can with flash powder

    thing'd be a fucking hand grenade

    maybe deadlier


    no way i'd set it off myself unless i had some kinda remote detonator

    (note: build some kinda remote detonator)

    Knob on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    i can't blow anything up because i'm in massachusetts.

    I can't find anything to blow up where I am at either.

    hahahahahahahahahaha

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    ahahaha I love at :43, the dude who shot the flare gun into the air

    you know it was some guy that ran out of shit to light off and started raiding his neighbor's boat for a flare

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Actual hand grenades have the lamest explosions. Just a puff of dark grey smoke.

    Weaver on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    black powder is kids stuff

    hardly any bang to it at all

    what you want is flash powder

    that's the stuff that's in firecrackers, m-80s, blockbusters, the good stuff

    I WOULD BE MAKING SOME THIS YEAR BUT THAT WOULD BE A FELONY SO NO HOMEMADE FIREWORKS FOR ME

    Pussy.

    I'm making some good stuff this year as well as doing more Thermite melting of random crap in the back yard. AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!

    actually, it looks like it is legal to produce less than 5 grams of flash powder at a time, so i guess i can talk about it anyway

    i was just covering my ass

    didn't want to be the guy who is all 'GUESS WHO IS THE GUY WHO IS MAKING EXPLOSIVES'

    That's why I love making glass. Access to niter, carbocite, sodium sulfate, and metal salts for color. Crushing equipment helps, and I have a balance with a metering system to deliver the right amount of material per tube.

    I also have three rolls of Magnesium wire that I plan on using as a sparkling fuse. It will be wicked.

    i need to get me a good ball mill

    useful, and i can save a load of cash by milling my own batches of black powder

    I use a jar mill because I have free access to it and it's all ceramic with ceramic media, so no sparks or iron contamination.

    I also have thousands of this tiny, plastic sample containers that will hold about 50g of charge. I'm thinking of rigging them up with the magnesium like an explosives version of dominoes. Nothing but sparkle sparkle BOOM sparkle sparkle BOOM for 10 minutes.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2008
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Actual hand grenades have the lamest explosions. Just a puff of dark grey smoke.

    what about setting off a 100 at once? I think I had a cellphone I could trigger that with. I'll leave it out on this road for the time being until its time

    Wren on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    christ, hunter

    that sounds awesome

    oh shit you know what else sounds awesome?

    Christ Hunter

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Got some real fireworks from NH a week or two back. Big 100 dollar pack plus a buttload of roman candles, and everything was buy one get one free.

    we have a party and junk so I kinda need to be doing this shit, it's my civic duty to entertain by explosive. And any leftovers go to the next holiday I feel like celebrating by shooting fireballs at the sky and/or drunk people, so New Year's Eve.

    Straightzi on
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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    firework factory fires are the best thing ever

    SA on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Actual hand grenades have the lamest explosions. Just a puff of dark grey smoke.

    goodness

    then this will definitely be much cooler than a grenade

    Knob on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    When a man raises from the dead
    And inspires a whole population to convert
    Who do you call?

    :whistle:CHRIIIIST HUNNNTTEEER:whistle:

    Wren on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Holy fuck is that a Bleve explosion?

    Fuck Yeah!

    No...but this is
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf3WKTwHpIU

    Hunter on
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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    i always wanted to fill a soda can with flash powder

    thing'd be a fucking hand grenade

    maybe deadlier


    no way i'd set it off myself unless i had some kinda remote detonator

    (note: build some kinda remote detonator)

    you could use a model rocket trigger to set it off.

    http://www.hobbylinc.com/htm/est/est2230.htm

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    casper, i bet 4th of july is fucking awesome out there in the desert

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob you best film this shit

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    man, last year when I went to portland and was hanging out with wam and cellery, we went down to the river and were shooting roman candles out over the water

    well we get the first ones lit and WHOOP WHOOOP here comes the cop boat, all shining their light at us

    we pack our shit and start to go and they're all "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

    so we stand there and they basically dick with us for a minute before letting us leave.

    "TAKE YOUR TRASH AND VACATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY."

    "Okay."

    "THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION AND YOUR DEDICATION TO THE STATE OF OREGON."

    "... what? Okay, whatever man."

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2008
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    they sure showed that washer the price of democracy

    Wren on
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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    i can't blow anything up because i'm in massachusetts.

    I can't find anything to blow up where I am at either.

    hahahahahahahahahaha

    They do have a few fireworks out here and they could really hurt someone, they could even kill you. And they do not have cool sparkly stuff that comes out when the detonate. They are very boring.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SA wrote: »
    firework factory fires are the best thing ever

    4th of july is always a downer around here because about 10 years ago some kid with brain damage lit a bunch of fireworks in a huge firework store and killed 8 people

    the entire week leading up to the holiday is stories reminding us that people died for fun

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man, last year when I went to portland and was hanging out with wam and cellery, we went down to the river and were shooting roman candles out over the water

    well we get the first ones lit and WHOOP WHOOOP here comes the cop boat, all shining their light at us

    we pack our shit and start to go and they're all "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

    so we stand there and they basically dick with us for a minute before letting us leave.

    "TAKE YOUR TRASH AND VACATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY."

    "Okay."

    "THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION AND YOUR DEDICATION TO THE STATE OF OREGON."

    "... what? Okay, whatever man."

    we invite the fire marshal to our party

    Straightzi on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2008

    this is the one i was looking for

    it's weak, but the payoff is at the end

    Knob on
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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    casper, i bet 4th of july is fucking awesome out there in the desert

    You could almost say its a blast.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Also I'm tempted to find one of my friends retarded enough to do a wizard's duel with me with roman candles but on the other hand I like having body hair

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    M67 fragmentation grenade.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfyNcn87gPI

    Weaver on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Also I'm tempted to find one of my friends retarded enough to do a wizard's duel with me with roman candles but on the other hand I like having body hair
    man roman candle fights are no big deal

    the likelyhood of getting burned is pretty low

    just wear a hoody or something and you'll be fine

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2008
    SA wrote: »
    firework factory fires are the best thing ever

    4th of july is always a downer around here because about 10 years ago some kid with brain damage lit a bunch of fireworks in a huge firework store and killed 8 people

    the entire week leading up to the holiday is stories reminding us that people died for fun

    ain't no better thing to die for

    honor their memory

    with explosives

    Knob on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    firework factory fires are the best thing ever

    4th of july is always a downer around here because about 10 years ago some kid with brain damage lit a bunch of fireworks in a huge firework store and killed 8 people

    the entire week leading up to the holiday is stories reminding us that people died for fun

    ain't no better thing to die for

    honor their memory

    with explosives

    its my civic duty

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Get a bouncer out front of every fireworks store that knocks over the retarded / too drunk for fireworks before shenanigans can ensue

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm going to set my hair on fire.

    For freedom.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Also I'm tempted to find one of my friends retarded enough to do a wizard's duel with me with roman candles but on the other hand I like having body hair
    man roman candle fights are no big deal

    the likelyhood of getting burned is pretty low

    just wear a hoody or something and you'll be fine

    wear your wizard robe and hat

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Also I'm tempted to find one of my friends retarded enough to do a wizard's duel with me with roman candles but on the other hand I like having body hair
    man roman candle fights are no big deal

    the likelyhood of getting burned is pretty low

    just wear a hoody or something and you'll be fine

    my brother and i always have bottle rocket duels at 20 paces

    edit: i don't think you realize how close 20 paces is when you're aiming those at eachother

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