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    Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    In Afghanistan, we had Remington 870s that we used blanks with in order to basically scare off birds and wildlife (also locals) without actually using ammunition. Those and flares were our Canada Day celebration devices. That and we used an M3 on a confiscated toyota we took from suspected Taliban. Fun times.

    Yeah, we used artillery, MK-19's, and good old Ma Deuce to scare away the wildlife and locals.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    knob wasn't about to let the man keep his penis down

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm gonna set my hand on fire

    see where things go from there

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    edited June 2008
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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm gonna see about organizing a trip to boomland

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    jedoc, that's goddamn awesome as hell

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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In Afghanistan, we had Remington 870s that we used blanks with in order to basically scare off birds and wildlife (also locals) without actually using ammunition. Those and flares were our Canada Day celebration devices. That and we used an M3 on a confiscated toyota we took from suspected Taliban. Fun times.

    Yeah, we used artillery, MK-19's, and good old Ma Deuce to scare away the wildlife and locals.

    We never had a chance to use our fifty cals like that. We had little enough ammo anyways.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fuck California's firework laws. Fuck em' hard.

    I need to find some good illegal fireworks sellers fast.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    Fuck California's firework laws. Fuck em' hard.

    I need to find some good illegal fireworks sellers fast.
    If you have a Visa, there's always Mexico.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Roman candle fights

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This thread has been flagged by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for suspected terrorist activities.

    Also, flaming dicks.

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    [ink][ink] Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    where i live, if it moves along the ground, shoots up in the air, or shoots out flames, it is illegal

    which basically only leaves smoke bombs and sparklers to be sold locally



    but luckily i can just go across the border to Wyoming and buy whatever the fuck i want
    that's the only good thing about Wyoming

    little dynamite and bottle rockets ftw

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    [ink] wrote: »
    where i live, if it moves along the ground, shoots up in the air, or shoots out flames, it is illegal

    which basically only leaves smoke bombs and sparklers to be sold locally



    but luckily i can just go across the border to Wyoming and buy whatever the fuck i want
    that's the only good thing about Wyoming

    little dynamite and bottle rockets ftw

    so wait those little snakes are illegal too

    what the fuck

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    [ink][ink] Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh yeah we can buy those locally

    i forgot

    that's like the coolest thing we're allowed to have

    which inspired that one episode of South Park where they make a giant snake thing and it covers the whole state or whatever

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fucking San Francisco.

    Can't get decent fireworks anywhere.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Fucking San Francisco.

    Can't get decent fireworks anywhere.
    Well, you can just walk outside and see flamers everywhere.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gays

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I have this thing about fire
    Comes from a Salamander space heater lighting my leg on fire

    look man

    i once set my leg hair on fire and it flash burned up the leg of my shorts and decimated my manbush

    you can't let this stuff set you back

    you gotta get back up that horse and then set it on fire and ride it around while it burns

    It was one of them traumatic experiences that you have when you're little
    Like I don't go near the Salamander anymore, haven't in 14 years
    Dad does not understand why

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    [ink][ink] Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    [ink] wrote: »
    oh yeah we can buy those locally

    i forgot

    that's like the coolest thing we're allowed to have

    which inspired that one episode of South Park where they make a giant snake thing and it covers the whole state or whatever

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I have this thing about fire
    Comes from a Salamander space heater lighting my leg on fire

    look man

    i once set my leg hair on fire and it flash burned up the leg of my shorts and decimated my manbush

    you can't let this stuff set you back

    you gotta get back up that horse and then set it on fire and ride it around while it burns

    It was one of them traumatic experiences that you have when you're little
    Like I don't go near the Salamander anymore, haven't in 14 years
    Dad does not understand why

    wiggin my dad died playing hockey

    does that mean I don't play hockey

    no

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah well
    Fire is really fucking hot
    So as much as I like explosions and shit I have a hard time lighting the fuse

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I'll be in Indonesia this 4th.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ill be working at anime expo, trying to avoid everyone at anime expo.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    why the hell is there an anime expo on the fourth of july

    you do not celebrate japan on american independence day

    that is not how that shit works

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i know, it's total bullshit. i don't wanna be around the kind of people who would rather walk around a smelly-ass convention hall than go blow shit up.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This July 4th America is going to
    do something awesome.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    huh

    so apparently people who attend conventions based on an entire genre of animation known for terrible craftsmanship, emo storytelling and horrible geek fans are a bunch of pussies?

    will wonders never cease.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    man I love Mr Show

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    [ink][ink] Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    you gotta get back up that horse and then set it on fire and ride it around while it burns

    such wise words

    i love it

    :^:

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i can't blow anything up because i'm in massachusetts.

    That didn't stop me, when I was 12!

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Regicid3 wrote: »
    i can't blow anything up because i'm in massachusetts.

    That didn't stop me, when I was 12!

    ff did you not watch Colbert last night

    because he gave you so much info on that

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    time to throw m80s at cars fuck yeaaahhh

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't really watch TV. =(

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This year I am planning on reinforcing a mortar launch tube, mounting it, and using it like a cannon to shoot at things in the Puget Sound from my friend's beach.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i think i'll get my buddy to help me make flash powder and then blow up a buncha shit in the ghetto

    scare a buncha dudes into speakin' english

    good times

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    One year my uncle brought a box of two-inch four-stage shells from Mexico. We also had one of those pre-packed displays that had a tube that was approximately two inches in diameter.

    Take careful note of the word "approximately." This will come back into play.

    So after a while we decide that glorious four-stage explosions were not enough, and that we wanted to start launching them two at a time. So I drop another shell in my tube, and my cousin drops a shell in the tube left over from the other fireworks. Mine shoots way up in the sky, while his tumbles about twelve feet into the air and then hits the ground between us.

    We probably should have warned the audience, who was sitting about ten yards away in lawn chairs, but we were too busy legging it for opposite horizons.

    Fun fact: those big starbursts look way, way bigger when they're on the ground with you. Especially when there's four of them.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The best part about starburst mortars is how, if they go off on the ground, sometimes you are caught inside the firework.

    You're running as fast as you can when suddenly a bunch of flaming shit goes flying past your head. You hit the dirt, and run your fingers over your clothes to make sure there are no holes.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    oh man

    watch?v=gesXBKGtXQg

    fishing with salutes

    various home-made fireworks using flash powder

    2 30-grams, a 50-gram and a 100-gram "firecracker"

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My brother makes his own firecrackers. They're louder than M-80s, he makes them by emptying an entire pack of 100 firecrackers into small thick cardboard tubes that I filched from my old job - they were the tubes left by the receipt dispensers when we swapped rolls.

    Then he fuses them up to give us a good 30 seconds or so, and seals the ends with hot glue.

    They are loud as fuck, louder than a 12 gauge. We blew apart a stump last time.

    Sometimes we make them with the little crackling beads you can find in your average pack of "crackling balls" and they send those out about half as far as your average mortar. We set one of those off at my friend's house one night on the puget sound, and the explosion echoed over East Bay four times. A boat on the open water turned on their spotlight and tried to find us, so we bolted.

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