Know how sometimes when you get drunk and sometimes the firework doesn't go off and because you're drunk, teenaged, stupid and trying to impress some random girl you pick up the firework and wave it around making jokes and then it suddenly goes off knocking you into the fire? Don't do that.
Know how sometimes when you get drunk and sometimes the firework doesn't go off and because you're drunk, teenaged, stupid and trying to impress some random girl you pick up the firework and wave it around making jokes and then it suddenly goes off knocking you into the fire? Don't do that.
man that's really good advice i hope nobody here has done that
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edited June 2008
know what else isn't a good idea?
waiting until everyone at a party is good and drunk and the fire is getting low and nobody is really paying attention and then tossing an M80 into the coals without telling anybody
Know how sometimes when you get drunk and sometimes the firework doesn't go off and because you're drunk, teenaged, stupid and trying to impress some random girl you pick up the firework and wave it around making jokes and then it suddenly goes off knocking you into the fire? Don't do that.
man that's really good advice i hope nobody here has done that
I would be annoyed if I found out anyone on here was that stupid.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited June 2008
I didn't throw it in, but I was there when it happened and holy shit dude got his head beat in. Had it coming, too, a shitload of people had big holes burned in their clothes and one girl got a great big scar on her cheek from an ember nailing her upside the head.
After talking to a couple local translators I found out I can get fireworks in Iraq, I am scared though to get some from them and set them off, I do not trust these guys enough. Then there is the whole situation of where would I set them off and not end up getting a courts-martial.
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edited June 2008
one time we drove out to this housing development where they had cleared a shitload of land and hadn't started building the houses yet. The only house around was this little one a ways off, and it didn't look like anyone was home. Perfect place, big gravel area, little pond in the middle.
We get out these big rockets, the ones that were supposed to have an M80 in the end that exploded in the air
stick it in the ground, light the fuse
FWWOOOOOOOOOOSH
shoots straight up, stutters, then shoots directly at the house.
Hits the big plate glass window, bounces off, lands in the flower bed and then BOOOOOOM
We stand there in shock, fireworks scattered all around us. This is the first fucking thing we lit off. Eyes as big as dinner plates, slack-jawed with no idea what to do next.
Lights turn on in the house. Then some more turn on.
We're in deeeeeeep shit.
We pack up everything and hop in the car and we're out of that fucking place before the owner could even get out the door to see what happened.
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edited June 2008
man, we got reservations everywhere out here
my favorite guy to buy from is this crazy old indian guy, calls himself Chief No-Toes
you know you can always get good fireworks from a guy named Chief No-Toes
Friend of mine did something similar, although the fireworks we have over here are relatively harmless to the ordnance you guys appear to be able to get.
He used to fire fireworks out of a pipe on his shoulder, pretending it was a bazooka or something and he fired one straight into someone's house.
I think that gave hiom the arson bug come to think of it because the next thing we knew he'd been expelled for firing a rocket type firework down a chimmney and into a design technology classroom that was full of people designing technology.
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Know how sometimes when you get drunk and sometimes the firework doesn't go off and because you're drunk, teenaged, stupid and trying to impress some random girl you pick up the firework and wave it around making jokes and then it suddenly goes off knocking you into the fire? Don't do that.
man that's really good advice i hope nobody here has done that
your sig just informed me of the existence of this Brutal Legend game
looks like equal parts Metalocalypse "lol metal" crap and actual metal awesomeness
hrmnnn
at least they got Priest
and decapitations
reminds me of the metal PnP RPG i made except more NWOBHM and less NSBM
July 1st, Canada Day, will be an interesting time. I live in a multicultural neighbourhood where fireworks are routinely lit in the field just outside the apartment complex. The first will make it a fire field.
It looks like it would take me a full tank of gas just to get to PA from here
Another tank to get back, plus whatever I spend at the place
Too damn much man
It looks like it would take me a full tank of gas just to get to PA from here
Another tank to get back, plus whatever I spend at the place
Too damn much man
It looks like it would take me a full tank of gas just to get to PA from here
Another tank to get back, plus whatever I spend at the place
Too damn much man
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Is boomland a real place? Because it it isnt, Boomland, USA is officially my house. You fuckers are coming up here because I have the property to do this on. Chris and I will help you out with gas money this time if it makes things any easier on you guys.
Basically we are going to have a huge-ass bonfire and cook steak on it. We are also going to have many fireworks. I have not really bought any yet but we will see what happens.
First I am thinking we get a bunch of pvc pipes and strap them to our forearms and use those to fire off bottle rockets or something at targets. (Read: not my dogs or I swear to god I will cut you so bad. They are actually afraid of fireworks all the time but that just sucks, they are just going to have to hide in their kennel while the big boys play with fire)
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man that's really good advice i hope nobody here has done that
waiting until everyone at a party is good and drunk and the fire is getting low and nobody is really paying attention and then tossing an M80 into the coals without telling anybody
that's a good way to get your ass kicked
I would be annoyed if I found out anyone on here was that stupid.
Those are legal?
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you'll likely get a box of mortars, a couple ground blooms, some bottle rockets and firecrackers and maybe some jumping jacks
you usually need about two bills to get any sort of real deal with them, in my experience. Team up with a couple friends.
You do have those, don't you?
Friends, I mean.
I was going to light them off at one of the gun ranges. But I am about to go to a promotion board so I have to be extra good until 28 July.
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Can't you just fire off some tracer rounds?
what's the worst that could happen
I would love to light a string of black cats in the new arrivals tent area and watch them freak out.
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that is pretty sad.
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We get out these big rockets, the ones that were supposed to have an M80 in the end that exploded in the air
stick it in the ground, light the fuse
FWWOOOOOOOOOOSH
shoots straight up, stutters, then shoots directly at the house.
Hits the big plate glass window, bounces off, lands in the flower bed and then BOOOOOOM
We stand there in shock, fireworks scattered all around us. This is the first fucking thing we lit off. Eyes as big as dinner plates, slack-jawed with no idea what to do next.
Lights turn on in the house. Then some more turn on.
We're in deeeeeeep shit.
We pack up everything and hop in the car and we're out of that fucking place before the owner could even get out the door to see what happened.
my favorite guy to buy from is this crazy old indian guy, calls himself Chief No-Toes
you know you can always get good fireworks from a guy named Chief No-Toes
He used to fire fireworks out of a pipe on his shoulder, pretending it was a bazooka or something and he fired one straight into someone's house.
I think that gave hiom the arson bug come to think of it because the next thing we knew he'd been expelled for firing a rocket type firework down a chimmney and into a design technology classroom that was full of people designing technology.
your sig just informed me of the existence of this Brutal Legend game
looks like equal parts Metalocalypse "lol metal" crap and actual metal awesomeness
hrmnnn
at least they got Priest
and decapitations
reminds me of the metal PnP RPG i made except more NWOBHM and less NSBM
like i'll poke fire with a stick I GUESS
Fuck you New York and your stupid fucking laws you suck
stop being a fucking pussy and take matters into your own hands
Another tank to get back, plus whatever I spend at the place
Too damn much man
might as well just complain impotently
I ain't got 90 bucks to fill my tank
Is boomland a real place? Because it it isnt, Boomland, USA is officially my house. You fuckers are coming up here because I have the property to do this on. Chris and I will help you out with gas money this time if it makes things any easier on you guys.
Basically we are going to have a huge-ass bonfire and cook steak on it. We are also going to have many fireworks. I have not really bought any yet but we will see what happens.
First I am thinking we get a bunch of pvc pipes and strap them to our forearms and use those to fire off bottle rockets or something at targets. (Read: not my dogs or I swear to god I will cut you so bad. They are actually afraid of fireworks all the time but that just sucks, they are just going to have to hide in their kennel while the big boys play with fire)
Uh.. I need more ideas for shenanigans.
have rich parents