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The Bourdain Identity

SephSeph Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
Nooooooooo Reservations is a show on the travel channel (wtf who watches that) no seriously! It is awesome, the host is awesome middle aged guy Anthony Bourdain. He seems like a pretty cool guy all around. He travels the world not making an ass out of himself and he has a very humble attitude around other people. I like him because he's not a tool and he can be funny on the show without being fake.

He's like any of us except add 30 years and 100 cool points (OR SUBTRACT 40yrs IF YOU'RE DRUHIM)

He has tats and does drugs and is a chef check out this wiki excerpt:
Because of his liberal use of light profanity and sexual references in his television show No Reservations, the network has prepended viewer discretion advisories to each segment of each episode.

Adding to his untamed image, Bourdain is a former user of cocaine, heroin, and LSD. In Kitchen Confidential he writes of his experience in a trendy SoHo restaurant in 1981: "We were high all the time, sneaking off to the walk-in [refrigerator] at every opportunity to 'conceptualize.' Hardly a decision was made without drugs. Pot, quaaludes, cocaine, LSD, psilocybin mushrooms soaked in honey and used to sweeten tea, Seconal, Tuinal, speed, codeine and, increasingly, heroin, which we'd send a Spanish-speaking busboy over to Alphabet City to get."


This show is probably my favorite show on tv since Ninja Warrior (may you rest in piece) went off the air or I can't seem to find it or something. He's written some books which I am really thinking about buying and probably will next week. They are about his awesomeness and his totally radical things he does and says.

I've only seen 3 of the eps of his show "No Reservations" but i loved each one and will probably buy it after the books if they carry a travel/food show on DVD.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    holy shit

    were you trying to make that completely illegible?

    because if so, bravo, sir

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    suck my sweet and sour dick, rank

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    you might wanna get that looked at

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hurr hurr who will come up with the wittiest reply stay tuned kiddies

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    let's get high

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    drugs

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    seriously

    try reading that whole first paragraph out loud to someone

    see how much they can comprehend

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Best part was when he beat a dude to death with a book.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    I read that in my head and heard nothing but hargle blargle

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I do that sometimes.


    I sometimes do that.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I can't decide if I love or hate Anthony Bourdain.

    I'm sure this will earn me a great deal of scorn.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Bourne Supremacy was my favourite

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    the brasky identity

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    im not going to weave any of you bitches a tapestry with my words
    you get this shitty word-blanket

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Bailey Identity.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    The Bourne Supremacy was my favourite

    I liked Ultimatum
    Because that movie was bad-ass as fuck

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bourdain was cool when only I liked him.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I got me some corn on the cob and it's all buttery and it's covered with this garlic salt stuff and it is awesome awm nawm

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I haven't seen Ultimatum, only Identity and Supremacy

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'
    

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i was eating some pizza

    and some stuff got stick in between my teeth

    so i got some floss

    and got it out

    end

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ultimatum is one of the slickest action movies to come out in years.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    almost too slick, for my tastes

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    I can't decide if I love or hate Anthony Bourdain.

    I'm sure this will earn me a great deal of scorn.

    eh why would you hate him

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would have Bourdain's gaybies. i basically want to be him when i grow up. his books are deifnitely must read, and not just for foodies.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I just did this thread! Like not even a month ago!

    Also, what order should I read the books in?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    alphabetical

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    IT'S THE ONLY ORDER LETTERS COME IN

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    They also come in qwerty.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    And dvorak

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    edited June 2008
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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Why did I watch all of that?

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