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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    Whoa hey now. Ketchup on eggs is perfectly acceptable.
    I mean I might dip some once in a while but I feel it kind of kills the flavor.

    Oh, really, no shit.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also to be fair I can't stand eggs unless on bread with bacon

    bacon and egg is like best frieeeeeendsssssss

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Red Bird wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

    Bologna has a name.

    Hot dogs and Pho both have names.

    I have eaten each of the aforementioned foodstuffs at least once.

    Cow something?

    Name it and maybe.

    there is no part of the cow that is not delicious when in the presence of the right condiments

    so you have nothing to fear. unless cow is a mistranslation of some other animal

    There isn't enough ketchup in the world to make me eat something.

    Are you one of those faggots that puts ketchup on everything?


    I made my girlfriend cry because she was putting ketchup on her fucking eggs.


    Don't tell me you're a ketchup faggot.

    All I'm saying is that a little more effort into naming would be appreciated. Like bologna is a great word, and the fact that it's the name of a food is even better, kind of like pickle.

    And no, I do not put ketchup on everything, but I have no idea why that would have any bearing on my sexuality.

    Oh, I guess "ketchup faggot" would be a certain type of homosexual?

    I never can tell these days.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    They are like people who like fish that doesn't taste like fish

    then you do not like fish

    I don't like seafood.




    I like sashimi.



    But I don't like seafood.

    Oh man.

    I don't know if we can be friends anymore.

    Crab is my favorite food in the entire world.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Whoa hey now. Ketchup on eggs is perfectly acceptable.
    I mean I might dip some once in a while but I feel it kind of kills the flavor.

    Oh, really, no shit.

    Wow, I completely left out the part where I was going to say I might dip some french fries in them every once in a while. I am tired and going to bed.

    but yeah. As long as you don't use too much it really isn't a thing.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    They are like people who like fish that doesn't taste like fish

    then you do not like fish

    I don't like seafood.




    I like sashimi.



    But I don't like seafood.

    Oh man.

    I don't know if we can be friends anymore.

    Crab is my favorite food in the entire world.
    Unky Pk...

    ...I don't want you molesting me anymore. I can't stay quiet against a man who likes crab.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would eat anything, barring moral limitations.

    The grossest thing I've had would have to be ayran. I only finished a quarter of the glass, and it wasn't a big glass. I'm starting to want it again.

    Maybe this sour yogurt candy that they make out of the same stuff they use for ayran, I forget the name of it, was worse, but the piece I'd had had gone bad.

    You know it's bad when something that's supposed to be a dried-out ball of sour yogurt has gone off. The kid I was with was just devouring them.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    All I'm saying is that a little more effort into naming would be appreciated. Like bologna is a great word, and the fact that it's the name of a food is even better, kind of like pickle.

    And no, I do not put ketchup on everything, but I have no idea why that would have any bearing on my sexuality.

    Oh, I guess "ketchup faggot" would be a certain type of homosexual?

    I never can tell these days.
    Being a faggot has nothing to do with who you like having sex with.


    What the fuck is this, the 1980s?


    Faggots are idiots. Morons. People who just ain't no good.


    Putting ketchup on seasoned eggs makes you a faggot, read?

    For the record, the people who made that sign probably didn't speak English as a first language. MAybe you can offer to assist them with the translation.

    Or maybe you can try being less of a faggot and try something new and mysterious.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the mouse that has been living in my car died

    now whenever I turn the AC on I have to smell rotting meat and hear the soft whump-whump-whump of the fan hitting the mouse

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ketchup is a terrible thing to do to a big bushel of beautiful, ripe, red tomatoes.

    It's like buying one of those Persian cats and then covering it with Nair, or buying a reel-to-reel recording of Itzakh Perlman playing Mozart when he was 12, and then erasing it and putting Great White's Hottest Hits over it.

    It's an injustice to all of humanity.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Red Bird wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

    Bologna has a name.

    Hot dogs and Pho both have names.

    I have eaten each of the aforementioned foodstuffs at least once.

    Cow something?

    Name it and maybe.

    there is no part of the cow that is not delicious when in the presence of the right condiments

    so you have nothing to fear. unless cow is a mistranslation of some other animal

    There isn't enough ketchup in the world to make me eat something.

    Are you one of those faggots that puts ketchup on everything?


    I made my girlfriend cry because she was putting ketchup on her fucking eggs.


    Don't tell me you're a ketchup faggot.

    how do you make someone cry by criticizing their taste in food?
    did you grab her head and rub her face in the eggs like a dog who shit on the floor? i mean, i cant imagine just words could make her cry unless you called her some vicious things (egg-ravaging cunt-face?)

    I'm guessing his girlfriend is a girl.

    Girls will cry at anything.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Ketchup is a terrible thing to do to a big bushel of beautiful, ripe, red tomatoes.

    It's like buying one of those Persian cats and then covering it with Nair, or buying a reel-to-reel recording of Itzakh Perlman playing Mozart when he was 12, and then erasing it and putting Great White's Hottest Hits over it.

    It's an injustice to all of humanity.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    They are like people who like fish that doesn't taste like fish

    then you do not like fish

    I don't like seafood.




    I like sashimi.



    But I don't like seafood.

    Oh man.

    I don't know if we can be friends anymore.

    Crab is my favorite food in the entire world.

    I can eat crab.

    I'm not all "CRAB AWMNOM" whenever I see it

    but I like dipping things in butter and lemmon sauce, and crab is one of the things that you do that with, so I'm on board.

    Cooked fish and bivalves are really what turn my stomach.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    They are like people who like fish that doesn't taste like fish

    then you do not like fish

    I don't like seafood.




    I like sashimi.



    But I don't like seafood.

    Oh man.

    I don't know if we can be friends anymore.

    Crab is my favorite food in the entire world.
    Unky Pk...

    ...I don't want you molesting me anymore. I can't stay quiet against a man who likes crab.

    That's fine.

    I'll just sit over here and eat crab.

    Mmmmm....ocean spiders...

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    All I'm saying is that a little more effort into naming would be appreciated. Like bologna is a great word, and the fact that it's the name of a food is even better, kind of like pickle.

    And no, I do not put ketchup on everything, but I have no idea why that would have any bearing on my sexuality.

    Oh, I guess "ketchup faggot" would be a certain type of homosexual?

    I never can tell these days.
    Being a faggot has nothing to do with who you like having sex with.


    What the fuck is this, the 1980s?


    Faggots are idiots. Morons. People who just ain't no good.


    Putting ketchup on seasoned eggs makes you a faggot, read?

    For the record, the people who made that sign probably didn't speak English as a first language. MAybe you can offer to assist them with the translation.

    Or maybe you can try being less of a faggot and try something new and mysterious.
    Seasoned eggs? Whats there to do with eggs? All the seasoning you need is a little salt and some ketchup and on them.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't like tomatoes

    I like sauce

    I sorta like ketchup (I put it on my Wendy's chicken nuggs today, which are the best chicken nuggs)

    I just cant eat a raw tomato(e)

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Ketchup is a terrible thing to do to a big bushel of beautiful, ripe, red tomatoes.

    It's like buying one of those Persian cats and then covering it with Nair, or buying a reel-to-reel recording of Itzakh Perlman playing Mozart when he was 12, and then erasing it and putting Great White's Hottest Hits over it.

    It's an injustice to all of humanity.

    Ketchup as a thing is fine.


    But it goes with like, maybe two or three things in the world.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    You are not my Unky anymore, Pk.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    All I'm saying is that a little more effort into naming would be appreciated. Like bologna is a great word, and the fact that it's the name of a food is even better, kind of like pickle.

    And no, I do not put ketchup on everything, but I have no idea why that would have any bearing on my sexuality.

    Oh, I guess "ketchup faggot" would be a certain type of homosexual?

    I never can tell these days.
    Being a faggot has nothing to do with who you like having sex with.


    What the fuck is this, the 1980s?


    Faggots are idiots. Morons. People who just ain't no good.


    Putting ketchup on seasoned eggs makes you a faggot, read?

    For the record, the people who made that sign probably didn't speak English as a first language. MAybe you can offer to assist them with the translation.

    Or maybe you can try being less of a faggot and try something new and mysterious.

    Okay sorry, I'll stop acting dumb about this, yeesh.

    Ketchup is only one of the things I put on eggs, depending on how they have been prepared.

    But usually it's salsa, Tabasco/Taptio, amd globs of sour cream.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Seasoned eggs? Whats there to do with eggs? All the seasoning you need is a little salt and some ketchup and on them.

    Pepper and basil are both seasonings.


    They both taste good with eggs


    along with a variety of other things


    you classless mouthbreather.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Seasoned eggs? Whats there to do with eggs? All the seasoning you need is a little salt and some ketchup and on them.

    Pepper and basil are both seasonings.


    They both taste good with eggs


    along with a variety of other things


    you classless mouthbreather.
    I'm a simple man with simple tastes.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If you tell me something is food and I can keep it down, I will eat it until I'm no longer hungry. I'll probably think it was delicious, and may ask for the recipe if it doesn't look too complicated. I will never prepare it for myself because I don't put a whole lot of effort into my meals.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Whoa hey now. Ketchup on eggs is perfectly acceptable.
    I mean I might dip some once in a while but I feel it kind of kills the flavor.

    Oh, really, no shit.

    but yeah. As long as you don't use too much it really isn't a thing.

    OH REALLY THANKS FOR THIS INFORMATION AM I APPLYING THE SARCASM THICK ENOUGH THIS TIME SO THAT IT IS CLEAR AND OBVIOUS?

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What kind of ice cream should I buy at the store?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm a man(?) who likes terrible shit.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    What kind of ice cream should I buy at the store?


    AMERICONE FUCKING DREAM

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mint chocolate chip

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    They are like people who like fish that doesn't taste like fish

    then you do not like fish

    I don't like seafood.




    I like sashimi.



    But I don't like seafood.

    Oh man.

    I don't know if we can be friends anymore.

    Crab is my favorite food in the entire world.

    I can eat crab.

    I'm not all "CRAB AWMNOM" whenever I see it

    but I like dipping things in butter and lemmon sauce, and crab is one of the things that you do that with, so I'm on board.

    Cooked fish and bivalves are really what turn my stomach.

    I can only eat so much sashimi. Or sushi. I think it's more the nori than anything else.

    I once ate sushi for four days straight, two meals a day and I got really sick. My wife says it was probably from the iodine in the nori, because after that every time I saw or smelled sushi, I could taste the nori without even touching the stuff, and then I'd get all nauseous.

    Now I can eat it just fine. I've even found that I really like eel.

    I like all kinds of crab, but I don't generally get it much around here. So I kind of treat it as a special occasion type food. It's fucking expensive where I live, and sometimes it's actually cheaper to get lobster (which I'm not terribly fond of).

    I think I basically like all seafood except sea slugs. I just can't get past the idea of eating something that looks like the things crawling on my lawn at 5:30 in the morning, all covered in slime. Blargh.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    You know what? I'll also admit to be a Ketchup faggot. Not on everything, but when I feel ketchup goes with something, I either have it drenched or a big ass mound of it to dip into.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Trillian wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Ketchup is a terrible thing to do to a big bushel of beautiful, ripe, red tomatoes.

    It's like buying one of those Persian cats and then covering it with Nair, or buying a reel-to-reel recording of Itzakh Perlman playing Mozart when he was 12, and then erasing it and putting Great White's Hottest Hits over it.

    It's an injustice to all of humanity.

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    WE CANNOT REPEL A FORCE OF THAT MAGNITUDE!

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i tried ketchup on apples as a kid

    it wasn't bad

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Red bird, thats kinda gross.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    What kind of ice cream should I buy at the store?


    AMERICONE FUCKING DREAM

    Description?

    I'm walking to 7-11 so my options may be limited.

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    yea, i wouldnt do it now

    but 5 years old is a time of experimentation

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    mint chocolate chip

    This is the wrong answer

    the correct answer is

    AMERICONE DREAM

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    I can only eat so much sashimi. Or sushi. I think it's more the nori than anything else.

    I once ate sushi for four days straight, two meals a day and I got really sick. My wife says it was probably from the iodine in the nori, because after that every time I saw or smelled sushi, I could taste the nori without even touching the stuff, and then I'd get all nauseous.

    Now I can eat it just fine. I've even found that I really like eel.

    I like all kinds of crab, but I don't generally get it much around here. So I kind of treat it as a special occasion type food. It's fucking expensive where I live, and sometimes it's actually cheaper to get lobster (which I'm not terribly fond of).

    I think I basically like all seafood except sea slugs. I just can't get past the idea of eating something that looks like the things crawling on my lawn at 5:30 in the morning, all covered in slime. Blargh.
    Sashimi doesn't have nori, you're thinking of sushi.


    Sushi is good, but it's like eating a sandwich. Sometimes you just want fish meat.

    Japanese eel is the best fucking thing on the planet and I am going to try very hard to find a restaurant in California that cooks it the way the dude in my little Japanese town used to cook it.

    So far most places in Taiwan don't cook it as long as I like.

    If it makes you feel better, sea slugs taste exactly like they look: horrible.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    i tried ketchup on apples as a kid

    it wasn't bad

    most things aren't that bad when you're a kid.

    i've seen kids eat rocks off the ground and savor them like a filet mignon.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't eat a lot of seafood. The only thing local is catfish, and everything else is expensive. Salmon is getting cheaper, but it's still about six bucks a pound for the cheap stuff. Tilapia's affordable, but you might as well just get fishsticks. Crab, lobster, oysters, and the like are hard to find.

    If you want pork or corn, though, you're set.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    What kind of ice cream should I buy at the store?


    AMERICONE FUCKING DREAM

    Description?

    I'm walking to 7-11 so my options may be limited.

    Description?

    Fucking delicious
    It is Colbert's Ben and Jerry flavor, it is vanilla with caramel swirl all through it and chocolate covered waffle cone pieces IN THE ICE CREAM

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    mint chocolate chip

    This is the wrong answer

    the correct answer is

    AMERICONE DREAM
    Vanilla Bean.

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