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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    Yeah tackling's all well and good but your frigate has little defense against "always hit lol" missiles.

    Just buy more frigates.

    Janin on
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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    I should get the trial just so I can check out the new graphics
    My old computers couldn't handle them

    We still set people's in-game title to "Wiggin" when they've done something tremendously stupid.

    Janin on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah I was gonna say
    Not gonna fly with Merch or the Goons

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    hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janin wrote: »
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    i played with Merch I and it was just "hey guys let's mine" 24/7. And if you try to go out to kill people you die, and then people scream at you if you die because that's apparently bad for them and not for you.

    and it's just mine mine mine

    i gave EVE 20 bucks and all i got was a twenty dollar hole in my bank account.

    How long ago? We're a part of GoonSwarm now, not much mining, many more delicious tears.
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Janin wrote: »
    Months? Hahaha. You can be useful after less than a day, if your teammates aren't stuck-up elitist faggots.

    useful as fodder

    lvl3 frigate is useless against a damn tricked cruiser

    much less a BC

    Put on a web and scrambler, you'll do more good than three pimped-out cruisers in a nice fight. And your ships are effectively free.

    Pretty much all of January of this year. Everytime I asked someone where I need to go to join this big fight thing, I was asked what my skills and stuff were, and then I was told I'd need to wait probably another month before being useful.

    I spent the last week or two just logging on to change skills because that's what was suggested to me by my "mentor."

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    really the main reason i am redownloading is because i remember how fucking awesome space and stuff looked

    and that was on my old piece of shit before new fancy expansions

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    Pretty much all of January of this year. Everytime I asked someone where I need to go to join this big fight thing, I was asked what my skills and stuff were, and then I was told I'd need to wait probably another month before being useful.

    I spent the last week or two just logging on to change skills because that's what was suggested to me by my "mentor."

    If somebody says newbies aren't useful, call them a spy and insult their mother.

    Janin on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this game is tremendously pretty

    but good lord this is the epitome of boring grindfest

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Janin wrote: »
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    Pretty much all of January of this year. Everytime I asked someone where I need to go to join this big fight thing, I was asked what my skills and stuff were, and then I was told I'd need to wait probably another month before being useful.

    I spent the last week or two just logging on to change skills because that's what was suggested to me by my "mentor."

    If somebody says newbies aren't useful, call them a spy and insult their mother.

    Even if they don't say that, do it anyway
    Hell just do it whenever you feel like

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    hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I do have to say, the special pretty graphics were incredible. Best looking game ever.

    the fucking gameplay though

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    1) I know it's hard to believe, but really, you are useful in group PvP day 1. One on one, not so much.
    2) I've never really played that much, so someone to take my hand is nice.
    3) After you finish the first few missions and put in the travel time to get near friends, you can really do whatever. No "months of training time" unless you refuse to play without being in a big ship.

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    why don't they take eve and make a side game that's more of a space opera mmo

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I liked playing the market. I was a little restricted by range, but I could make a decent amount of money on autopilot.

    I had gotten a guy even newer than me to play security so I could do some decent mining without a corp, but quit before we implemented it. It wouldn't have been much, but enough for me to get a decent mining ship pretty quick while I trained some combat skills.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    this game is tremendously pretty

    but good lord this is the epitome of boring grindfest
    They're actually emulating how real life in space would be; everything takes forever, so look out the window.

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    omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man this game bored the hell out of me.

    The graphics were pretty nice though.

    I really wanted to get into this game, but man, I had more fun picking dingleberries out of my dogs ass when it got sick.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    this game is tremendously pretty

    but good lord this is the epitome of boring grindfest

    what

    you don't have to grind at all

    ALSO: something that is nice about this game is the incredible curve in finances so pretty much every time I re-trial someone is willing to give me what is an enormous amount of money for me but nothing for them

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm tempted to just reactivate my account. I'm broke, because I gave all of my money away, but I have a few week's worth of skills.

    If you guys want to group up, I could make us a decent amount of money for starters. I'm pretty sure I outfit a few people faster then you'll get the skills once I get the money to re-buy my gear, at least until you start to specialize.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    this game is tremendously pretty

    but good lord this is the epitome of boring grindfest

    what

    you don't have to grind at all

    ALSO: something that is nice about this game is the incredible curve in finances so pretty much every time I re-trial someone is willing to give me what is an enormous amount of money for me but nothing for them
    oh hey here's 5 mil isk

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    this game is tremendously pretty

    but good lord this is the epitome of boring grindfest

    what

    you don't have to grind at all

    ALSO: something that is nice about this game is the incredible curve in finances so pretty much every time I re-trial someone is willing to give me what is an enormous amount of money for me but nothing for them
    oh hey here's 5 mil isk

    basically

    and money is everything for a new character

    also my new ship can do the Kessel Run in just over 14 parsecs

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    HAS ANYONE MENTIONED HOW FUCKING BORING IT IS

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    this game is tremendously pretty

    but good lord this is the epitome of boring grindfest

    what

    you don't have to grind at all

    ALSO: something that is nice about this game is the incredible curve in finances so pretty much every time I re-trial someone is willing to give me what is an enormous amount of money for me but nothing for them
    oh hey here's 5 mil isk

    basically

    and money is everything for a new character

    also my new ship can do the Kessel Run in just over 14 parsecs

    money is fairly meaningless for a new player

    I could afford a tier 4 frigate and applicable weapons in less than a day with no mining

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I love EVE

    it has amazing graphics

    it has an amazing corp system with actual wars going on right now

    it has players mounting huge raids on enemy bases and destroying ships worth thousands of real dollars

    it has a great community

    unfortunately I am ADD with massively multiplayer games and thus got bored with it ten days in.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i hear EVE is very masturbatory.

    as in it plays with itself.

    Belruel on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    bel did you see the notes about the upcoming changes in the WoW thread? some pretty cool looking shit in there

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    pretty much

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That chart implies you need skill to play EVE Online.

    This is not factual.

    You just need to be able to tolerate oppressive boredom for hours on end.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    BUT

    has even one of you played this with SE folk before

    NO, PROBABLY NOT

    nothing is boring if done with good company

    yeah now all we have to rely on is the fact that more than 2 of us will be on the same solar system as anyone else

    where are you?

    sector XI

    where the hell is that?

    like across the universe

    ooh ok I'll be right there

    IN 5 HOURS

    seriously if they cut down the travel time it would be a lot better

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    eve requires "skill" as much as any other mmo does

    which means it basically just requires knowledge and keyboard navigation

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Or, since we're pretty much all going to be starting fresh, we could just start near each other.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Travel time is not that bad if you leave autopilot off
    Set your course, warp to 0 at a gate, warp, and repeat
    I went from one of the newb areas to Hosh in not very long at all
    From a newb area to wherever the Goons' Ryc'roll station was was only like an hour, tops

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am down for any game where you can issue a hit on another player and then ANOTHER player will go hunt them down and kill them for you

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    BUT

    has even one of you played this with SE folk before

    NO, PROBABLY NOT

    nothing is boring if done with good company

    yeah now all we have to rely on is the fact that more than 2 of us will be on the same solar system as anyone else

    where are you?

    sector XI

    where the hell is that?

    like across the universe

    ooh ok I'll be right there

    IN 5 HOURS

    seriously if they cut down the travel time it would be a lot better

    well i mean that's true the first time but after that there are only so many places that goonswarm/merchi is fighting at once so odds are it's more like "where are you" "uu vxii" "where the fuck is that - oh nevermind that's two jumps be there in ten minutes"

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Jasconius wrote: »
    That chart implies you need skill to play EVE Online.

    This is not factual.

    You just need to be able to tolerate oppressive boredom for hours on end.
    exactly
    it's not about skill, it's about investing the months and months it takes to level up your abilities

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I dunno about you fags but I am going Amarr

    lasers
    slavery
    religious doctrine

    fuck yes

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I played this game with the Goons. pretty good stuff. Their old leader had some pretty amazing speeches considering it was, you know, internet spaceships.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    shankill should i go amarr too i totally forgot everything about this game

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am down for any game where you can issue a hit on another player and then ANOTHER player will go hunt them down and kill them for you

    Star Wars Galaxies? Well, the hits were issues by the server but it was just as easy to hire someone to scan for the mission.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am down for any game where you can issue a hit on another player and then ANOTHER player will go hunt them down and kill them for you

    Or where the lame "fetch quests" are made by other players.

    Or where if you're to lazy to get your own crap, you can just make a lame "fetch quest" and let some noob do it for you.

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Long-distance travel in EVE is accomplished by killing yourself. I'm not even joking, you set your clone where you want to be, then self-destruct, and wake up somewhere else.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Shit the Ryc'roll station was literally one jump from 1DP or whatever the fuck the shorthand was for the galaxy they were working on when I played
    So just get some contracts and extra ships
    Set Ryc as your respawn and bam there you are
    Clone jumping makes it even easier if other people help out with ISK
    Also Minmatar 4 lyfe son
    Rifter fuck yes

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