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The new booze thread

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
So the other alchohol thread has gone the way of the dodo

Lets talk about booze up in here

I am contemplating mixing vodka and lemonade right now y/n

ITT getting schnockered

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have recently started enjoying the hell out of Skyy Vodka, Lime and Soda as well as Canadian Club on the rocks.

    these are two drinks i thought I'd never enjoy.

    #pipe on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    one of the only drinks i've been able to drink so far was vodka and orange juice neville gave me

    it was pretty good but we don't have vodka or orange juice

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i was going to go out drinking tonight but i decided i need to save my money

    the saddest drinking story

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    can we make this the booze and smoking thread?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    i was going to go out drinking but i still have a year and a day to go

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    can we make this the booze and smoking thread?

    i do want a cigar, but yeah i'll save my money instead

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'd rather have a pack of cigarettes

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    can we make this the booze and smoking thread?

    Yes because these are two of the things I love most in life

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i have a pack of cigarettes that stay in a drawer until i know i'm going drinking

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    That would be a screwdriver, keith.

    I'm sure you would do fine with a lemondrop or appletini, since it's pretty much liquid candy.

    I've said it once, I'll say it again. I love bloody maries.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    i've never had a bloody mary but they sound and look so gross

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The best thing to have is a pack of Camel Menthols and a bottle of Jameson

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    i've never had a bloody mary but they sound and look so gross

    you sir, are an idiot. They are delicious.

    Lemon drops are good. I also like duck farts (1-1-1 Kahlua-Crown Royal-Bailey's)

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'd really like to try a long island iced tea one day

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I'd really like to try a long island iced tea one day

    if you get one that is made properly, it really tastes like iced tea, just with alcohol. delicious.

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  • NondocNondoc Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I'd really like to try a long island iced tea one day

    It will be worth the wait

    Prolly my favorite drink

    Also: has anyone tried Amarula before? I like it but my friends say it tastes like medicine. They generally don't like cream liqueurs though

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Amaretto sours are also rather fru fru. Alabama slammers are delicious in shot form.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    birch beer is pretty awesome

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I'd really like to try a long island iced tea one day

    if you get one that is made properly, it really tastes like iced tea, just with alcohol. delicious.

    That's awesome

    I assumed they would taste like what they sound like, a whole bunch of liquor in a big glass

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i've never had a bloody mary but they sound and look so gross

    you sir, are an idiot. They are delicious.

    I'm an idiot because they sound gross?

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    standard boilerplate SE++ hyperbole keith, you should know by now

    you hold a differing opinion than he does, so you are an idiot and retarded

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  • VoranthVoranth MI NOMBRE, POR CIERTO ES DONTÉ!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Do not mix Pomegranate White Iced Tea with vodka.

    It tastes good at first. Then it starts solidifying.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

    do not

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

    do not

    Why

    I see no flaws in that plan

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Do you like Fruity Pebbles?

    Would you like a drink that tastes like Fruity Pebbles...

    that will also get you drunk?

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this one time we were doing shots of everclear with a dash of bailey's and a few drops of tabasco in them

    the baileys congealed, dude called them brain hemorrhages

    seriously wow good thing I was already drunk

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

    do not

    Why

    I see no flaws in that plan

    neither did i

    but it ended up being the sourest thing i have ever had in my life
    my jaw hurt for a good 5 minutes

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  • noluitnoluit Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The only appropriate mixer for rum is more rum.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

    do not

    Why

    I see no flaws in that plan

    neither did i

    but it ended up being the sourest thing i have ever had in my life
    my jaw hurt for a good 5 minutes

    I must try this

    I consider my life a never ending quest to find the sourest thing I can

    I still feel as if my dream is unfilfilled

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  • trantramptrantramp Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Why do americans drink light beer? What purpose does this serve? Light beer has no popularity in Australia and its consumption is mocked and ridiculed.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    'Cus we're fat and we want to feel as if we're not perpetuating it by getting drunk

    Even though we all know we are

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

    do not

    Why

    I see no flaws in that plan

    neither did i

    but it ended up being the sourest thing i have ever had in my life
    my jaw hurt for a good 5 minutes

    I must try this

    I consider my life a never ending quest to find the sourest thing I can

    I still feel as if my dream is unfilfilled

    it wasn't real koolade, it was offbrand that i got from a dollar store
    that might have something do do with it...i figure any information to aide you in your quest must be provided

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    trantramp wrote: »
    Why do americans drink light beer? What purpose does this serve? Light beer has no popularity in Australia and its consumption is mocked and ridiculed.

    why do australians still wear fluorescent clothing and short shorts

    and don't lie I was there just last year

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    trantramp wrote: »
    Why do americans drink light beer? What purpose does this serve? Light beer has no popularity in Australia and its consumption is mocked and ridiculed.
    I only drink light beer when I'm eating. I tend to get filled up really easily.

    So I like to get filled by my food, not my drink.

    If I'm just drinking beer though, I'm typically drinking the darkest, heaviest lager or ale I can find.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

    do not

    Why

    I see no flaws in that plan

    neither did i

    but it ended up being the sourest thing i have ever had in my life
    my jaw hurt for a good 5 minutes

    I must try this

    I consider my life a never ending quest to find the sourest thing I can

    I still feel as if my dream is unfilfilled

    it wasn't real koolade, it was offbrand that i got from a dollar store
    that might have something do do with it...i figure any information to aide you in your quest must be provided

    Totally going to be drunkenly stumbling into a dollar tree later to act on this

    You are a good man

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  • noluitnoluit Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    guys what is your opinion on mojitos

    i think they are tasty

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    noluit wrote: »
    guys what is your opinion on mojitos

    i think they are tasty

    I think you should come out of the closet

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  • heretoinformheretoinform __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    I had a couple of grapes this morning.

    I have SUCH a fucking headache right now.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Is it bad that I pretty much exclusively drink mixed drinks

    Unless theres whiskey around in which case I just hit the bottle

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  • trantramptrantramp Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ShimSham wrote: »
    trantramp wrote: »
    Why do americans drink light beer? What purpose does this serve? Light beer has no popularity in Australia and its consumption is mocked and ridiculed.
    I only drink light beer when I'm eating. I tend to get filled up really easily.

    So I like to get filled by my food, not my drink.

    If I'm just drinking beer though, I'm typically drinking the darkest, heaviest lager or ale I can find.

    I guess that.. sort of makes sense.

    As for our fluorescent clothing and short shorts, its actually a pretty good way to spot out who is an absolute tool.

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