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SE++ and the art of lovemaking

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
The Fire Below
Participants: 2
Difficulty: Medium

Take a pack of red or pink lubricated condoms and wash off any factory-applied lube. Carefully apply hot sauce to the outside of the condom sheath, and then roll it back up into the original ring shape. Using a glue gun or hot press, re-seal the condom inside its original packaging.

Leave the condoms at your girlfriend's house.

Break up with your girlfriend and wait.


The Greek
Participants: 2
Difficulty: Easy

Stick it in the butt.


The Bait and Switch
Particpants : 3 (at least two males)
Difficulty : Expert


While in front of a window, start making love to your partner from behind. As they approach orgasm, tag in your friend to switch places without your sex partner knowing. Leave the room quietly and get dressed.

Walk out in front of the window and wave hello to your partner.

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ...what the fuck

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh goodness

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    redeemer thread

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    gadamer thread

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Knob thread

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ergsdfgsdfg thread

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    thread thread

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    framling loves these threads

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Shibby

    Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, make a point of not tipping the waitress.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Shibby

    Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, make a point of not tipping the waitress.
    no one is going to top this

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    pooro has already won

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What is love?

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Baby don't hurt me.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    wait

    what

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Using a syringe to inject tabasco is easier.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    alligator fuckhouse

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    the keith
    participants: limitless
    difficulty: ginger
    sit and scowl at everyone
    listen to cher
    repeat

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    fantastic four that ho

    Tie your partner to a chair, obscure your partner's vision, and cover your partner in gasoline. Dip your hand in wet cement, ball it into a fist and let it dry.

    When it is dry, set your partner on fire and fist fuck as much as needed with stone hand until the screaming stops.

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  • ScrivenerScrivener Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Shibby

    Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, shit on the floor and make a point of not tipping the waitress.

    Fixed.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Dex Dynamo
    Difficulty: Moderate
    Sit alone.
    Masturbate.
    Cry. Scowl. Swear. Bleed.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sometimes I wonder how many times throughout history people have dubbed annoying songs over clips of stuff and been all genuinely excited

    "Gosh gee willikers, this is gonna be fantastic"

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Meissnerd

    difficulty: only as troublesome as you make it

    After complimenting your partner multiple times, become light headed and faint

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Urian

    Violently try to shove your penis into your partner's belly button. When your partner suggests that you might be doing the whole sex thing wrong, become filled with self-righteous indignation and accuse them of being a sheep.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Heart

    Difficulty: Very Easy

    Fall in love with girls that are taken.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Heart

    Difficulty: Very Easy

    Fall in love with girls that are taken.

    Will you stttooooooppppp

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Uriel

    Difficulty: Varies on appearance.

    Maintain your virginity indefinitely.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Rankenphile

    Difficulty: Not for the faint of heart. In fact, few survive

    Indescribable, but some liken it to punching out a shark while wrestling a bear while playing a wicked guitar solo riding a rocket car off a cliff with the Soviet national anthem blaring in the background. Some report explosions and cuddling with a substance akin to sandpaper that can tear the meat right off your bones.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Katchem_Ash

    Difficulty: depends on availability of materials

    Insert a live squid into your anus

    tsplitter on
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    the red machine d

    be a pedophile

    wasn't he the DDR Gif guy

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    the red machine d

    be a pedophile

    wasn't he the DDR Gif guy

    yes

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Munkus

    Stick it a tenth of the way in the butt

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    the red machine d

    be a pedophile

    wasn't he the DDR Gif guy

    apparently he has an ED article now

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  • NerindilNerindil Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Philly Fakeout
    Participants: 2
    Difficulty: Hard (medium with a stupid chick/dude)

    Begin in the "doggy" position with yourself on top. As you approach climax, pull out and drip a dollop of saliva on your partners back. If desired, simulate sounds of sexual satisfaction. Continue to stimulate yourself and flip partner around to face you. Deliver payload in partner's eye and laugh deviously.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    The Katchem_Ash

    Difficulty: depends on availability of materials

    Insert a live squid into your anus

    This works on several levels

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    is it true that when american dudes want to jerk off they just take off their pants and let the invisible hand of the market do it for them

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Nerindil wrote: »
    The Philly Fakeout
    Participants: 2
    Difficulty: Hard (medium with a stupid chick/dude)

    Begin in the "doggy" position with yourself on top. As you approach climax, pull out and drip a dollop of saliva on your partners back. If desired, simulate sounds of sexual satisfaction. Continue to stimulate yourself and flip partner around to face you. Deliver payload in partner's eye and laugh deviously.

    i've always heard of this called the houdini

    philly freakout sounds stupid

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nerindil wrote: »
    The Philly Fakeout
    Participants: 2
    Difficulty: Hard (medium with a stupid chick/dude)

    Begin in the "doggy" position with yourself on top. As you approach climax, pull out and drip a dollop of saliva on your partners back. If desired, simulate sounds of sexual satisfaction. Continue to stimulate yourself and flip partner around to face you. Deliver payload in partner's eye and laugh deviously.

    man that's the angry pirate

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  • NerindilNerindil Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Nerindil wrote: »
    The Philly Fakeout
    Participants: 2
    Difficulty: Hard (medium with a stupid chick/dude)

    Begin in the "doggy" position with yourself on top. As you approach climax, pull out and drip a dollop of saliva on your partners back. If desired, simulate sounds of sexual satisfaction. Continue to stimulate yourself and flip partner around to face you. Deliver payload in partner's eye and laugh deviously.

    i've always heard of this called the houdini

    philly freakout sounds stupid

    You're right. Houdini is much better. I had just never heard it called anything else.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Rodeo

    during love making say "I have AIDS", and see how long you can keep it in

    everybody knows this one though, right

    FAQ on
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