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Khoo dated my best friends older sister in 6th grade.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Khoo and I had a fling back in '76, but it didn't work out.

    Yeah
    You and Calamity Jane, I'm sure

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited June 2008
    Oddly enough, it is all true.

    EXCEPT THAT IT WAS IN THE 5TH GRADE.

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    Some guy.
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh shi-

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    He voice cracks our eardrums

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it is him

    quick take a picture

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    BoxBox Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    haha, i need to get my facts right.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    khoomemoration

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    HEY KHOO

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    khoomunist

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    khoontelopes

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I occassionally wonder if Khoo speaks any foreign languages.


    I am afraid to assume anything.

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    BoxBox Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    so Khoo, does this, like, make us family? can I come over for thanksgiving?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    take a vacation at sunny khoonzumel

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Box wrote: »
    so Khoo, does this, like, make us family? can I come over for thanksgiving?

    Khoo dated your best friend's older sister in grade school.

    That makes you a punchline in spaceballs.

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    who wants to touch my butt

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    I occassionally wonder if Khoo speaks any foreign languages.


    I am afraid to assume anything.

    khoo does not need to speak languages

    when khoo shows up

    all is understood

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Robert Khoo's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Box wrote: »
    so Khoo, does this, like, make us family? can I come over for thanksgiving?

    Khoo dated your best friend's older sister in grade school.

    That makes you a punchline in spaceballs.

    hey whoa

    munkus said something funny

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    khoo is the moon

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Khoo's poop is considered currency in Argentina.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Sometimes I feel bad for Khoo.

    He was born handsome and with a fine surname.

    So now all we do is obsess over him.

    On behalf of some rational quarter of SE++ I apologize.

    A lot like some other forumers in the past



    Khooddah

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Some say that after making love, he bites the head off his partner. And that he has had to give up binge drinking now that it's got to one pound eighteen a litre.

    all we know is

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I heard Khoo is actually the Prince of Space.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    If you drop a phonograph needle on Khoos nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    these kids on john and kate plus eight are so cute

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    If you drop a phonograph needle on Khoos nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.
    if you put khoo's penis on any LP record and open his mouth, it plays Peaches' Fuck The Pain Away

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    so khoo does like girls

    you lied to me

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    so khoo does like girls

    you lied to me

    he just didn't want your dry slot

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    right, girls

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008

    he just didn't want your dry slot

    This is my legacy

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hey let's all run jokes into the ground all the time

    jokes like dry slot

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    not hags


    hoooooo

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dean Khoontz

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    world khoo III

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    hey let's all run jokes into the ground all the time

    jokes like dry slot

    But something that's funny once can only be even funnier the thirtieth time around.

    Simple mathematics.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Khoo finger banged a girl while still in the 5th grade?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    hey let's all run jokes into the ground all the time

    jokes like dry slot

    it wouldn't be se++ if we didn't run shit into the ground

    jokes, forumer meetups, dumb thread ideas like ask shoe

    it's just what we do around here

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Khoo finger banged a girl while still in the 5th grade?

    http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f173/ChicoBlue/fingers.jpg

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    More like Randall Fagg

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    hahahhaa an hour and a half later

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