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SE++ and the art of lovemaking

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the 4chan

    1. tits or GTFO

    2. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

    3. ??????

    4. PROFIT

    tsplitter on
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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    the 4chan

    1. tits or GTFO

    2. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

    3. ??????

    4. PROFIT

    There probably needs to be a fapfapfap step in there somewhere

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Abloobloo

    1. I'm too lame to get a girlfriend
    2. No-one would ever want to screw my ugly mug
    3. I missed out on a chance to screw this girl one time because
    4. abloobloo
    Could also be termed the H/A

    Janson on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    I didn't know there existed a forum equivalent of the 'overly affectionate in public' couple. You would think that would be kind of hard to do, i guess.
    Just put him on ignore, you don't have to read his posts then.

    If he's talking about you and mori I am pretty sure other forumers talk about you two more than you talk about yourselves. Fuckers love themselves a forum couple.

    Butters on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    did i hear something about a forum couple?

    oh do tell

    gossip_2.jpg

    CrackedLens on
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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    just joshing

    DodgeBlan on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Like a knitting circle over here sometimes.

    Mysst on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    I didn't know there existed a forum equivalent of the 'overly affectionate in public' couple. You would think that would be kind of hard to do, i guess.
    Just put him on ignore, you don't have to read his posts then.

    If he's talking about you and mori I am pretty sure other forumers talk about you two more than you talk about yourselves. Fuckers love themselves a forum couple.

    if he is talking about them then it really doesnt take much to be considered overly affectionate

    tsplitter on
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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    And that's why I love football parties.

    No matter what,you can get laid.

    I didn't get laid as much as I had sex with the girlfriend (who wasn't rooting for Germany in the match but didn't mind getting boned afterwards)

    Iskander on
  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    I didn't know there existed a forum equivalent of the 'overly affectionate in public' couple. You would think that would be kind of hard to do, i guess.
    Just put him on ignore, you don't have to read his posts then.

    If he's talking about you and mori I am pretty sure other forumers talk about you two more than you talk about yourselves. Fuckers love themselves a forum couple.

    if he is talking about them then it really doesnt take much to be considered overly affectionate

    Any affection is too much affection. Also I just watched a documentary on celibacy. Apparently its a really bad idea.

    DodgeBlan on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Like a knitting circle over here sometimes.

    yeah, except we knit:
    1145089.jpg

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Like a knitting circle over here sometimes.

    yeah, except we knit:
    1145089.jpg

    Oh my!

    Iskander on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    seriously

    you gotta love GIS sometimes

    CrackedLens on
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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I spend the whole weekend doing two things. Having sex and playing Boom Blox. Both have made me sore today.

    GRMike on
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Like a knitting circle over here sometimes.

    yeah, except we knit:
    1145089.jpg

    Oh my!

    I love the description of that image in the exif data
    A group of grannies from a German knitting circle have started a company selling knitted bondage outfits that includes woolen underwear, face masks and willy warmers.

    Manuela Buesch-Dankewitz, 45, who manages the group of lady knitters said: "Since we put the items on-line we have been flooded with requests from all around the world. We make our wool products to order and there is a big demand out there."

    She came up with the idea after a customer in America asked for a total cover woolen bondage suit and since then has expanded her team to cater for ever more exotic tastes.

    She said: "The women love to knit, and its great to earn something from it. Our oldest team member is 86. She makes willy warmers and other gear just like the rest."

    The firm's products can be seen on their new web site at http://wolltraum.de

    (ends)

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    did i hear something about a forum couple?

    oh do tell

    gossip_2.jpg

    Druhim and I are snugglebunnies.

    Butters on
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  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Flyingman

    1. New girl starts at work.
    2. Sex in the cold room.
    3. Be awkward till she quits.
    4. Wait for new replacement girl.

    Flyingman on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    did i hear something about a forum couple?

    oh do tell

    gossip_2.jpg

    Druhim and I are snugglebunnies.

    Keith broke up with me and turned gay. :(

    Sheri on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    did i hear something about a forum couple?

    oh do tell

    gossip_2.jpg

    Druhim and I are snugglebunnies.

    Keith broke up with me and turned gay. :(

    way to turn another one

    good job

    CrackedLens on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    did i hear something about a forum couple?

    oh do tell

    gossip_2.jpg

    Druhim and I are snugglebunnies.

    Keith broke up with me and turned gay. :(

    way to turn another one

    good job

    Man what do you care

    I'm only doing you a favor

    Sheri on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    did i hear something about a forum couple?

    oh do tell

    gossip_2.jpg

    Druhim and I are snugglebunnies.

    Keith broke up with me and turned gay. :(

    way to turn another one

    good job

    Man what do you care

    I'm only doing you a favor

    doing me a favor in that there is less men out there competing for you?

    or doing me a favor in that there is another gay out there?

    cause... i aint really into either.

    you or the gays

    CrackedLens on
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man I only know 2 sex positions, Man on top, and woman on top.

    Bucketman on
  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Man I only know 2 sex positions, Man on top, and woman on top.

    Man, you never done an alabama crab dangle? For shame.

    bent on
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bent wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Man I only know 2 sex positions, Man on top, and woman on top.

    Man, you never done an alabama crab dangle? For shame.

    One time me and the lady looked up sexual position on Wikipedia.

    That was a painful and embarrsing trip to the ER.

    Bucketman on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    did i hear something about a forum couple?

    oh do tell

    gossip_2.jpg

    Druhim and I are snugglebunnies.

    Keith broke up with me and turned gay. :(

    way to turn another one

    good job

    Man what do you care

    I'm only doing you a favor

    doing me a favor in that there is less men out there competing for you?

    or doing me a favor in that there is another gay out there?

    cause... i aint really into either.

    you or the gays

    I was calling you gay you creepy fuck

    Sheri on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    well i was calling you homely and self centered

    huzah!

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah but that's true, so it's mean

    Sheri on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    aw dang

    how did i turn into the asshole all of the sudden

    this just flys in the face of my plan

    CrackedLens on
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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    dammit crackedlens are you being mean to the internet again?

    Iskander on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I will turn this thread right around, you two.

    Javen on
  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    dammit crackedlens are you being mean to the internet again?

    I think this time the internet bit back.

    Rinder on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    she had her arm on my side!

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My brother is 25, I'm 18, we we're fighting like 5 year olds in the back of the car yesterday on a family visit to my grandfather. It was so much fun.

    stimtokolos on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Flyingman wrote: »
    The Flyingman

    1. New girl starts at work.
    2. Sex in the cold room.
    3. Be awkward till she quits.
    4. Wait for new replacement girl.
    This one's mean!

    What a meanie!

    Janson on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    get out of my butt, sheri

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    get out of my butt, sheri

    Nope

    Sheri on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    get out of my butt, sheri

    Nope

    oww, my butt

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    get out of my butt, sheri

    Nope

    oww, my butt

    report this for awesome k go

    Charles Kinbote on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
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