1. I'm too lame to get a girlfriend
2. No-one would ever want to screw my ugly mug
3. I missed out on a chance to screw this girl one time because
4. abloobloo
Could also be termed the H/A
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
I didn't know there existed a forum equivalent of the 'overly affectionate in public' couple. You would think that would be kind of hard to do, i guess.
Just put him on ignore, you don't have to read his posts then.
If he's talking about you and mori I am pretty sure other forumers talk about you two more than you talk about yourselves. Fuckers love themselves a forum couple.
I didn't know there existed a forum equivalent of the 'overly affectionate in public' couple. You would think that would be kind of hard to do, i guess.
Just put him on ignore, you don't have to read his posts then.
If he's talking about you and mori I am pretty sure other forumers talk about you two more than you talk about yourselves. Fuckers love themselves a forum couple.
if he is talking about them then it really doesnt take much to be considered overly affectionate
I didn't know there existed a forum equivalent of the 'overly affectionate in public' couple. You would think that would be kind of hard to do, i guess.
Just put him on ignore, you don't have to read his posts then.
If he's talking about you and mori I am pretty sure other forumers talk about you two more than you talk about yourselves. Fuckers love themselves a forum couple.
if he is talking about them then it really doesnt take much to be considered overly affectionate
Any affection is too much affection. Also I just watched a documentary on celibacy. Apparently its a really bad idea.
I love the description of that image in the exif data
A group of grannies from a German knitting circle have started a company selling knitted bondage outfits that includes woolen underwear, face masks and willy warmers.
Manuela Buesch-Dankewitz, 45, who manages the group of lady knitters said: "Since we put the items on-line we have been flooded with requests from all around the world. We make our wool products to order and there is a big demand out there."
She came up with the idea after a customer in America asked for a total cover woolen bondage suit and since then has expanded her team to cater for ever more exotic tastes.
She said: "The women love to knit, and its great to earn something from it. Our oldest team member is 86. She makes willy warmers and other gear just like the rest."
The firm's products can be seen on their new web site at http://wolltraum.de
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The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
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1. tits or GTFO
2. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
3. ??????
4. PROFIT
There probably needs to be a fapfapfap step in there somewhere
If he's talking about you and mori I am pretty sure other forumers talk about you two more than you talk about yourselves. Fuckers love themselves a forum couple.
oh do tell
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if he is talking about them then it really doesnt take much to be considered overly affectionate
I didn't get laid as much as I had sex with the girlfriend (who wasn't rooting for Germany in the match but didn't mind getting boned afterwards)
Any affection is too much affection. Also I just watched a documentary on celibacy. Apparently its a really bad idea.
https://medium.com/@alascii
yeah, except we knit:
Oh my!
you gotta love GIS sometimes
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I love the description of that image in the exif data
Druhim and I are snugglebunnies.
1. New girl starts at work.
2. Sex in the cold room.
3. Be awkward till she quits.
4. Wait for new replacement girl.
Keith broke up with me and turned gay.
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way to turn another one
good job
Man what do you care
I'm only doing you a favor
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doing me a favor in that there is less men out there competing for you?
or doing me a favor in that there is another gay out there?
cause... i aint really into either.
you or the gays
Man, you never done an alabama crab dangle? For shame.
One time me and the lady looked up sexual position on Wikipedia.
That was a painful and embarrsing trip to the ER.
I was calling you gay you creepy fuck
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huzah!
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how did i turn into the asshole all of the sudden
this just flys in the face of my plan
I think this time the internet bit back.
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What a meanie!
Nope
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oww, my butt
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