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LanceAdvancedLanceAdvanced Registered User regular
edited January 2012 in Help / Advice Forum
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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Freshly unjailed, are you?

    And you seem like such a charming fellow.

    Watch some porn, take care of business, move on with your life.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    First off, being attractive is nice, but it's not everything. If you're thinking you're one hot hunk of divine god-flesh with a mission to bless every chick on the planet with your holy schlong, that may be working against you. Be sure you're honestly getting to know them and having fun with them before whipping out your genitals.

    Secondly, it's like riding a bike. I've been through LONG dry spells, and I didn't really miss a step when I got back in the saddle so to speak.

    Third, sex isn't everything. Call me silly, but I like to be able to truly enjoy being with a person even when my pants are on. Most women appreciate stuff like that.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It sounds like you only go after girls to put your dick in them, I think it would be very healthy for you to think about other things. As already suggested: masturbate if you can't stand the pressure, but really you don't *have* to think about sex all the time, just find other things to occupy your brain with.

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    Durandal InfinityDurandal Infinity Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    It sounds like you only go after girls to put your dick in them, I think it would be very healthy for you to think about other things. As already suggested: masturbate if you can't stand the pressure, but really you don't *have* to think about sex all the time, just find other things to occupy your brain with.

    Hey wait a minute I think about sex 23.5 hours a day =]. Regardless it is a confidence issue, it always is. Go drink a couple beers and go to bars and meet girls. it PAINS me as man to hear such ridiculous exaggerations as "Should I even care if I have sex?" If you are alive then YES yes you should care.

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    CauldCauld Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wasn't there Seinfeld episode where George stops thinking about sex and becomes a super genius?

    Just be patient, you'll eventually get with some girl who you're good with. Though changing your attitude a little and trying to meet nice people in general might help

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Durandal Infinity wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    It sounds like you only go after girls to put your dick in them, I think it would be very healthy for you to think about other things. As already suggested: masturbate if you can't stand the pressure, but really you don't *have* to think about sex all the time, just find other things to occupy your brain with.

    Hey wait a minute I think about sex 23.5 hours a day =]. Regardless it is a confidence issue, it always is. Go drink a couple beers and go to bars and meet girls. it PAINS me as man to hear such ridiculous exaggerations as "Should I even care if I have sex?" If you are alive then YES yes you should care.

    It is said men constantly think about sex, but I'm putting it down as an excuse for horny men. :P

    And really, having sex isn't some ultimate goal you should reach for, there's other ways to have fun.

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    LanceAdvancedLanceAdvanced Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Cauld wrote: »
    Wasn't there Seinfeld episode where George stops thinking about sex and becomes a super genius?

    Just be patient, you'll eventually get with some girl who you're good with. Though changing your attitude a little and trying to meet nice people in general might help

    Oh yea, I should watch that one again. :)

    I dont know about patience at this point. The females in my life go to the friend zone so fast that these types of thoughts i'm having seem valid.

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    DerrickDerrick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well, I suppose chemical or just good ol' fashioned regular castration is an option.

    Then again you might still think about it, but just not be able to do anything about it.

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    LanceAdvancedLanceAdvanced Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Derrick wrote: »
    Well, I suppose chemical or just good ol' fashioned regular castration is an option.

    Then again you might still think about it, but just not be able to do anything about it.

    Do you think chemical castration would affect my build or voice?

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    Durandal InfinityDurandal Infinity Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    Durandal Infinity wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    It sounds like you only go after girls to put your dick in them, I think it would be very healthy for you to think about other things. As already suggested: masturbate if you can't stand the pressure, but really you don't *have* to think about sex all the time, just find other things to occupy your brain with.

    Hey wait a minute I think about sex 23.5 hours a day =]. Regardless it is a confidence issue, it always is. Go drink a couple beers and go to bars and meet girls. it PAINS me as man to hear such ridiculous exaggerations as "Should I even care if I have sex?" If you are alive then YES yes you should care.

    It is said men constantly think about sex, but I'm putting it down as an excuse for horny men. :P

    And really, having sex isn't some ultimate goal you should reach for, there's other ways to have fun.

    Sex is by no means ultimate but it is fun, and it is a sense of self accomplishment if it is a person you just met that night. I have a girlfriend right now but after all of my breakups I went on a womanizing month(s) long sprees

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    starmanbrandstarmanbrand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If you are thinking about getting a chemical castration because you are not gettin in the guts of all sorts of women you should probably seek some professional help to see where these strange feelings are coming from.

    I mean, dude. Come on.

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    DerrickDerrick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    LanceAdvanced wrote: »
    Derrick wrote: »
    Well, I suppose chemical or just good ol' fashioned regular castration is an option.

    Then again you might still think about it, but just not be able to do anything about it.

    Do you think chemical castration would affect my build or voice?

    Yes.

    From wikipedia
    A subject of castration who is castrated before the onset of puberty will retain a high voice, non-muscular build, and small genitals. They may well be taller than average, as the production of sex hormones in puberty—particularly testosterone—stops long bone growth. The person may not develop pubic hair and will have a small sex drive or none at all. Castrations after the onset of puberty will typically reduce the sex drive considerably or eliminate it altogether. Also castrated people are automatically sterile, because the testes (for males) and ovaries (for females) produce sex cells needed for sexual reproduction. Once removed the subject is infertile. The voice does not change. Some castrates report mood changes, such as depression or a more serene outlook on life. Body strength and muscle mass can decrease somewhat. Body hair sometimes may decrease. Castration prevents male pattern baldness if it is done before hair is lost; however, castration will not restore hair growth after hair has already been lost due to male pattern baldness. [11] Castration eliminates the risk of testicular cancer.

    Historically, eunuchs who additionally underwent a penectomy reportedly suffered from urinary incontinence associated with the removal of the penis, and they had their own specialist doctors. [12]

    Without Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT), typical symptoms (similar to those experienced by menopausal women) include hot flashes; gradual bone-density loss, resulting in osteopenia or osteoporosis; potential weight gain or redistribution of body fat to the hips/chest. Replacement of testosterone in the form of gel, patches, or injections can largely reverse these effects, although breast enlargement has also been reported as a possible side effect of testosterone usage [13].

    So, probably not your voice, but probably yes on the build. On the upside you'll probably keep your hair if you still have it.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Do you realize that you are only 21 years old? Calm down son, if a girl moves you to the friend zone that fast you probably don't want to be with that girl. Think of it as fitting two puzzle pieces together instead of a competition you are trying to win.

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah, there's no reason for you to have surgery or anything like that. If you think you have an unnatural obsession with sex, see a professional (doctor!).

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    grow up

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