[spoiler:8613a643da]As Kate Spencer is issuing a statement to the press, you see a blue, vaguely insect-like mechanical leg cutting through the clouds. Suddenly, everyone looks up in the sky as Kate wonders. "What new hell is this?" Up in the sky they see, silhouetted against rays of the sun, a solitary figure descending from a trapdoor in the bottom of a familiar hovercraft, feet planted firmly on a trapeze bar, one arm wrapped around the cable, the other hanging loosely, calmly to his side. Wonder Woman, shocked, says only, "It cannot be..."
Planting his feet on the steps of the courthouse, the figure smirks and says, "Hey, Diana. I heard you were in hot water, so I came to help. What's the matter? You look like you've seen a ghost!"
The Blue Beetle is back.[/spoiler:8613a643da]
When the next issue's released and it's all shown to be a big fake-out I'm sure you'll all be able to hear my poor, comic-nerd heart break into a million pieces, but for now, I'm enjoying this goddamit.
[spoiler:8613a643da]The whole issue will lead you to believe it's true, but then on the last page it will just be Jaime with his suit making the hologram and everyone goes out for tacos at the end.[/spoiler:8613a643da]
[spoiler:69af09fc77]As Kate Spencer is issuing a statement to the press, you see a blue, vaguely insect-like mechanical leg cutting through the clouds. Suddenly, everyone looks up in the sky as Kate wonders. "What new hell is this?" Up in the sky they see, silhouetted against rays of the sun, a solitary figure descending from a trapdoor in the bottom of a familiar hovercraft, feet planted firmly on a trapeze bar, one arm wrapped around the cable, the other hanging loosely, calmly to his side. Wonder Woman, shocked, says only, "It cannot be..."
Planting his feet on the steps of the courthouse, the figure smirks and says, "Hey, Diana. I heard you were in hot water, so I came to help. What's the matter? You look like you've seen a ghost!"
The Blue Beetle is back.[/spoiler:69af09fc77]
When the next issue's released and it's all shown to be a big fake-out I'm sure you'll all be able to hear my poor, comic-nerd heart break into a million pieces, but for now, I'm enjoying this goddamit.
[spoiler:69af09fc77]The whole issue will lead you to believe it's true, but then on the last page it will just be Jaime with his suit making the hologram and everyone goes out for tacos at the end.[/spoiler:69af09fc77]
Well, I can't really argue with tacos.
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ahaha the X-23 artist cannot draw Captain America's face to save his life.
[spoiler:e736ca43ca]The whole issue will lead you to believe it's true, but then on the last page it will just be Jaime with his suit making the hologram and everyone goes out for tacos at the end.[/spoiler:e736ca43ca]
I pray for Jaime's gruesome, undignified, and vaguely Poochy-like death with each issue of Blue Beetle. But John Rogers has been showing off a cover with Jaime and Guy hanging out in a bar that looks fun. Hopefully it'll involve Guy sharing some stories of Ted/JLI shenanigans, and Jaime not acting like an ass for once. Or maybe he'll make a rocket skateboard out of the scarab, chug a gallon of Red Bull, and go dig up Ted's corpse and play it like a guitar.
ahaha the X-23 artist cannot draw Captain America's face to save his life.
He looks like a 12 year old.
Agreed. That stood out to me most when I read the issue. However, X-23 herself looks delicious, which is far more important to me than whether Cap looks right. :P
ahaha the X-23 artist cannot draw Captain America's face to save his life.
He looks like a 12 year old.
Agreed. That stood out to me most when I read the issue. However, X-23 herself looks delicious, which is far more important to me than whether Cap looks right. :P
ahaha the X-23 artist cannot draw Captain America's face to save his life.
He looks like a 12 year old.
Agreed. That stood out to me most when I read the issue. However, X-23 herself looks delicious, which is far more important to me than whether Cap looks right. :P
Pedo.
HAY. If loving X-23 is wrong, I don't want to be right.
And was I the only person humming "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" when Laura and her cousin were going around San Francisco?
You have to love the scenes with Laura in class... just classic.
And hey, it's not my fault Marvel feels the need to whore-up a 16 year old girl. I'm a slave to biology...
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You have to love the scenes with Laura in class... just classic.
And hey, it's not my fault Marvel feels the need to whore-up a 16 year old girl. I'm a slave to biology...
Laura's French monologue was beautiful. And she knows far too much about biology.
Did you guys also notice that two of the teachers are the Mythbusters guys? Jamie was the French teacher and Adam was the biology teacher. I'm guessing the artist thought that, with everything taking place in San Francisco, it'd be a neat little cameo. Since I like Mythbusters, I approve of this. :^:
The other day I got Hellblazer: Original Sins and Nextwave #11 from who I assume is Dark Primus.
I had always meant to get into Hellblazer, but I kept getting distracted by other books. It will be a nice follow up to the Absolute Sandman that I got for Christmas.
I already have Nextwave but that just means that I have 2 helpings Elvis MODOK and Wolverine chimps. :^:
The other day I got Hellblazer: Original Sins and Nextwave #11 from who I assume is Dark Primus.
I had always meant to get into Hellblazer, but I kept getting distracted by other books. It will be a nice follow up to the Absolute Sandman that I got for Christmas.
I already have Nextwave but that just means that I have 2 helpings Elvis MODOK and Wolverine chimps. :^:
Glad you got it. I figured, who doesn't like John Constantine, and fuck, you can never have enough copies of Nextwave #11!
I don't think I'm going to keep buying it because it's not really my thing, but I went into the first issue of Scalped knowing nothing about it, and damn if that's not a pretty great last page.
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Front Line was terrible again.
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Well, I can't really argue with tacos.
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He looks like a 12 year old.
I pray for Jaime's gruesome, undignified, and vaguely Poochy-like death with each issue of Blue Beetle. But John Rogers has been showing off a cover with Jaime and Guy hanging out in a bar that looks fun. Hopefully it'll involve Guy sharing some stories of Ted/JLI shenanigans, and Jaime not acting like an ass for once. Or maybe he'll make a rocket skateboard out of the scarab, chug a gallon of Red Bull, and go dig up Ted's corpse and play it like a guitar.
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[spoiler:141d72677c]Anything with more Ultimate Galactus is something that I'll buy.[/spoiler:141d72677c]
Agreed. That stood out to me most when I read the issue. However, X-23 herself looks delicious, which is far more important to me than whether Cap looks right. :P
Pedo.
HAY. If loving X-23 is wrong, I don't want to be right.
And was I the only person humming "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" when Laura and her cousin were going around San Francisco?
And hey, it's not my fault Marvel feels the need to whore-up a 16 year old girl. I'm a slave to biology...
Laura's French monologue was beautiful. And she knows far too much about biology.
Did you guys also notice that two of the teachers are the Mythbusters guys? Jamie was the French teacher and Adam was the biology teacher. I'm guessing the artist thought that, with everything taking place in San Francisco, it'd be a neat little cameo. Since I like Mythbusters, I approve of this. :^:
Hyperpoon FTW.
I had always meant to get into Hellblazer, but I kept getting distracted by other books. It will be a nice follow up to the Absolute Sandman that I got for Christmas.
I already have Nextwave but that just means that I have 2 helpings Elvis MODOK and Wolverine chimps. :^:
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Glad you got it. I figured, who doesn't like John Constantine, and fuck, you can never have enough copies of Nextwave #11!
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