We had a game called Mackerel back at school. If you farted you had to say "mackerel" before anyone else did. If you did, you were safe. If someone else heard your fart and called "mackerel" before you did then they were allowed to punch you continuously until you named 5 types of fish.
at my school we have this game where there are a number of signs you can make with your hands, and when you make them the opposing gang gets to shoot you with their guns
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my roommate and i have a game that we don't call anything
it is just hiding-the-marmalade
it is a small package of marmalade that came from like, a denny's or something
we used to hide it around the house - it will soon start up again
for the longest time we'd put it in things like shoes, or cereal boxes, or on doorhandles, things like that
then one day, david won
he taped it to the inside of my bath towel and as i dried off in the morning i got a face full of packaged-marmalade
it hurt
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edited July 2008
Mully that same thing happened to me once only it was a big spider
my roommate and i have a game that we don't call anything
it is just hiding-the-marmalade
it is a small package of marmalade that came from like, a denny's or something
we used to hide it around the house - it will soon start up again
for the longest time we'd put it in things like shoes, or cereal boxes, or on doorhandles, things like that
then one day, david won
he taped it to the inside of my bath towel and as i dried off in the morning i got a face full of packaged-marmalade
it hurt
Yeah I've done this with a lot of things before. Plastic octopus was the most recent. My favorite place for it had been in the tea kettle. It was found pretty quickly but it looked so classy.
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FramlingFaceHeadGeebs has bad ideas.Registered Userregular
edited July 2008
Oh, are we talking about made-up games now?
Jordyn and I made up a game called 'Tanker Roulette.'
You play it when you're driving down the highway. When you see a tanker truck driving along, you pull up real close behind it, and whoever's riding shotgun climbs out on the hood of the car, and taps the tanker like a keg. Then they drink whatever's in the tanker.
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you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
It was fun, and pretty immature. All you had to do to start it was say, as softly as you could but loud enough for a friend to hear it, penis. And then they had to say it just a little bit louder, and so on and so on until you get to the point where one of you either has to yell it, or lose the game.
Also, me and my friend have this game called awkward moment. If we're standing somewhere in public, like say an elevator filled with other people, we start it without even looking at eachother. To start, all you do is cough. Then the other person says, 'Did you say something?' and you respond, 'No, I just coughed'. Then you try to start sentances at the same time, and again at the same time, politely excuse yourself and try to get the other person to finish what they were saying, which in usually something like 'I was just gonna say that the weather is nice...' and trail off awkwardly. Then rinse and repeate.
It's a fun game, and if you do it right, you can make it look like you're having a really awkward conversation in public.
I only have one friend who I play that game with, because me and him can just naturally play off each other. We also play fake rage, which is the same public game, but with getting increasingly mad at each other over nothing, and having a long drawn out arguement for everyone to hear.
One time it was about a hypothetical question, 'If robots became humonoid like in I Robot, would they have to sit in the back of the bus?'
It was fun, and pretty immature. All you had to do to start it was say, as softly as you could but loud enough for a friend to hear it, penis. And then they had to say it just a little bit louder, and so on and so on until you get to the point where one of you either has to yell it, or lose the game.
Also, me and my friend have this game called awkward moment. If we're standing somewhere in public, like say an elevator filled with other people, we start it without even looking at eachother. To start, all you do is cough. Then the other person says, 'Did you say something?' and you respond, 'No, I just coughed'. Then you try to start sentances at the same time, and again at the same time, politely excuse yourself and try to get the other person to finish what they were saying, which in usually something like 'I was just gonna say that the weather is nice...' and trail off awkwardly. Then rinse and repeate.
It's a fun game, and if you do it right, you can make it look like you're having a really awkward conversation in public.
I only have one friend who I play that game with, because me and him can just naturally play off each other. We also play fake rage, which is the same public game, but with getting increasingly mad at each other over nothing, and having a long drawn out arguement for everyone to hear.
One time it was about a hypothetical question, 'If robots became humonoid like in I Robot, would they have to sit in the back of the bus?'
I'm posting this because I keep trying to jinx people, and they either don't know what I'm talking about, or stubbornly refuse to stop talking until I say their full name.
So, this is the deal, right? If we say the same thing at the same time, I get to say jinx. And that means you can't talk until I say your name. If you do talk, I get to punch your arm. OK? So don't look all hurt and angry when I punch you. You broke a jinx, you deserve it.
And another thing, if I ask you a really easy question, then say the answer at the same time, then shout JINX at you, don't say "well why did you ask me if you know the answer, and why did you just shout jinx?"
Because if you DO say that, you'll be talking whilst jinxed, and by GOD, I will punch you. (In the arm.)
Consider this posting a formal notice, served to the world.
California we just traded shots until someone bled, couldn't punch anymore, or whose hand had gotten so swollen he couldn't punch without hurting himself
utah they play it like slaps where they hit the top of the knuckles and you had to move before they could, if they missed you get to go (which i thought was the lame way to play, though i did beat someone by just letting him hit me till his fingers got too sore once)
and then there was suicide which i played in California which was like world war wallball that was the best game
a few years ago we actually started one that came up after i went to nickelcade for my birthday
we kept finding nickels we had misplaced previously and had been unable to use
since nickels pretty much suck we just slid them in to other peoples pockets when they weren't paying attention
then we got to playing street fighter and my friend was so concentrated on winning that he had something like 3 dollars in loose change by the time he stood up
you go up to somebody, and with thier complete attention, say a complete sentense to them. it could be a complete off the wall sentense, or complete nonsense. No jibberish. If that person says "what?" its a point, if they say "huh?" its a half point.
we had everybody playing it by the end of senior year. janitors, teachers, the principal.
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edited July 2008
Is bloody knuckles the same as Combs? Also, I didn't know that quarters was a drinking game until I already had deep scars on my knuckles from the junior high version.
One night we were playing Sardine in a huge house. Sardine is pretty much hide and seek, but backwards. One person hides and everyone else has to find them and squeeze in near them.
We had about 20 people playing and at one point we had 18 of the people hiding under the same bed. There was 2 people left that were taking forever.
It was dead silent as we waited. Then all of a sudden from the back of the bed we heard a very faint whisper
"penis..."
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edited July 2008
When people jinx me I start darin them to hit me, and when they try I push them into things and start hitting them and kicking them and just being a huge asshole.
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we would do that and keep going until someone messed up
also personal jinxes, which neville says don't exist
he also talked right away and hasn't bought me my coke
it is just hiding-the-marmalade
it is a small package of marmalade that came from like, a denny's or something
we used to hide it around the house - it will soon start up again
for the longest time we'd put it in things like shoes, or cereal boxes, or on doorhandles, things like that
then one day, david won
he taped it to the inside of my bath towel and as i dried off in the morning i got a face full of packaged-marmalade
it hurt
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Yeah I've done this with a lot of things before. Plastic octopus was the most recent. My favorite place for it had been in the tea kettle. It was found pretty quickly but it looked so classy.
Jordyn and I made up a game called 'Tanker Roulette.'
You play it when you're driving down the highway. When you see a tanker truck driving along, you pull up real close behind it, and whoever's riding shotgun climbs out on the hood of the car, and taps the tanker like a keg. Then they drink whatever's in the tanker.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
It was fun, and pretty immature. All you had to do to start it was say, as softly as you could but loud enough for a friend to hear it, penis. And then they had to say it just a little bit louder, and so on and so on until you get to the point where one of you either has to yell it, or lose the game.
Also, me and my friend have this game called awkward moment. If we're standing somewhere in public, like say an elevator filled with other people, we start it without even looking at eachother. To start, all you do is cough. Then the other person says, 'Did you say something?' and you respond, 'No, I just coughed'. Then you try to start sentances at the same time, and again at the same time, politely excuse yourself and try to get the other person to finish what they were saying, which in usually something like 'I was just gonna say that the weather is nice...' and trail off awkwardly. Then rinse and repeate.
It's a fun game, and if you do it right, you can make it look like you're having a really awkward conversation in public.
I only have one friend who I play that game with, because me and him can just naturally play off each other. We also play fake rage, which is the same public game, but with getting increasingly mad at each other over nothing, and having a long drawn out arguement for everyone to hear.
One time it was about a hypothetical question, 'If robots became humonoid like in I Robot, would they have to sit in the back of the bus?'
That was awkward and rage filled.
I've never lost the penis game
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I've lost to that friend.
A Lot.
and he is just barely less self-conscious than me, so when we play he wins
You must be some kind of faggot.
this
though everyone plays different everywhere i go
California we just traded shots until someone bled, couldn't punch anymore, or whose hand had gotten so swollen he couldn't punch without hurting himself
utah they play it like slaps where they hit the top of the knuckles and you had to move before they could, if they missed you get to go (which i thought was the lame way to play, though i did beat someone by just letting him hit me till his fingers got too sore once)
and then there was suicide which i played in California which was like world war wallball that was the best game
a few years ago we actually started one that came up after i went to nickelcade for my birthday
we kept finding nickels we had misplaced previously and had been unable to use
since nickels pretty much suck we just slid them in to other peoples pockets when they weren't paying attention
then we got to playing street fighter and my friend was so concentrated on winning that he had something like 3 dollars in loose change by the time he stood up
that is the best game
you go up to somebody, and with thier complete attention, say a complete sentense to them. it could be a complete off the wall sentense, or complete nonsense. No jibberish. If that person says "what?" its a point, if they say "huh?" its a half point.
we had everybody playing it by the end of senior year. janitors, teachers, the principal.
I've come up with a new variant.
"Cruiser Bruiser".
It's whenever you see a PT Cruiser.
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you mean... Punch Buggy, right?
Yeah, that's what the queers call it.
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We had about 20 people playing and at one point we had 18 of the people hiding under the same bed. There was 2 people left that were taking forever.
It was dead silent as we waited. Then all of a sudden from the back of the bed we heard a very faint whisper
"penis..."
I love it, and they deserve it.
Cruisin for a Bruisin has been around for a bit I'm pretty sure
Says the Optimus Prime that let himself be impregnated by Megatron.
He ain't my baby daddy.
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I'm sorry, I meant Perceptor. the pretentious fag.
pfft
Amateurs