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    trantramptrantramp Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lern to red op, newb

    I swear there was a poop thread somewhere. I need to report my findings.

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    maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ShimSham wrote: »
    A rare occurence, this much snow in Mississippi. This has only happened twice in 22 years of my life.

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    Same here. '88 and '05 if I remember properly.

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    maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    That gets me EVERY FUCKING TIME.

    Hilarious.
    MKR wrote: »
    Meiz, that nearly got PA sued back then. They would probably just ignore the threat now, but it's worth checking with a mod first.

    What'd I miss?

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the only thing i would think of would be moviecomics?

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    trantramp wrote: »
    Is this thread still about dumps or what?

    I just took one covered in a green kind of algae moss fluff.


    My.

    What an unusual deposit of fecal matter.

    What perfidious diet could have produced such an egregious expulsion of waste?

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    thorpe wrote: »
    trantramp wrote: »
    Is this thread still about dumps or what?

    I just took one covered in a green kind of algae moss fluff.


    My.

    What an unusual deposit of fecal matter.

    What perfidious diet could have produced such an egregious expulsion of waste?
    Word of the day calendar?

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    SirToasty wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    trantramp wrote: »
    Is this thread still about dumps or what?

    I just took one covered in a green kind of algae moss fluff.


    My.

    What an unusual deposit of fecal matter.

    What perfidious diet could have produced such an egregious expulsion of waste?
    Word of the day calendar?

    I cheated and skipped ahead a few months.

    Then I put the words into an online thesaurus and copy pasted them here.

    Years of planning, ruined!

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    DKWDKW Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    jesus christ

    man, ten people injured, and one dead

    that's a mindfuck right there

    that picture right there

    somewhere in there, we don't know exactly where, but somewhere in that photo we are seeing someone's death

    omg

    man

    omggggg

    Wait, what if the one that died was the one dude just hanging out on the side of the road, from some other outrageous happening?

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Well


    That would be quite the amusing coincidence wouldn't it?

    But I'm pretty sure its one of the ones being hit by a speeding car head on.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    DKWDKW Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    thorpe wrote: »
    Well


    That would be quite the amusing coincidence wouldn't it?

    But I'm pretty sure its one of the ones being hit by a speeding car head on.

    Hey, it's just a theory. Definitely wrong.

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ...OR IS IT!!?!?!?!?



    If this was a Twilight Zone episode the eery music would begin playing at this moment while a rotting hand punches out of a grave.

    Smash to black.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    smash to black?

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    DKWDKW Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    HOLD ON.

    I need to make a phone call.

    Yeah okay it wasn't the fella on the sidewalk.

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    smash to black?

    Isn't that the official filmy term for when you immediately go to an all black screen with a heavy sound like a loud metallic clang or stone falling or something. I just wanted to seem like one of those hollywood types.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    only one of those phrases I know of is fade to black

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yeah but smash to black is like fade to black taken to the extreme of blackness.

    "None blacker" etc etc Spinal Tap reference etc etc

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    one of the millions of films I should have seen by now, but haven't

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    one of the millions of films I should have seen by now, but haven't

    It hasn't really held up all that well, actually.

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    oh, china

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that image has been posted a number of times already

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that image has been posted a number of times already

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hmm, I wonder how that holds up in actual combat. It definitely can have strength as rapid transport. Probably more of a way to flank the enemy then to occupy an area.

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    iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'd think it'd be pretty useless once they got off smooth, level pavement

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    iplaybass wrote: »
    I'd think it'd be pretty useless once they got off smooth, level pavement

    As a police action (in a city) though it would be effective. Not sure how much more effective compared to cars or something, but effective.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    thorpe wrote: »
    smash to black?

    Isn't that the official filmy term for when you immediately go to an all black screen with a heavy sound like a loud metallic clang or stone falling or something. I just wanted to seem like one of those hollywood types.

    Smash cut, I think

    it's how Lost ends every episode.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
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    oh, china

    That is simply adorable

    I hope they use those in WWIII

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
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    oh, china

    That is simply adorable

    I hope they use those in WWIII

    They will easily win. It would be hard for any adversary to shoot straight when they're laughing that hard.

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I love how their knees are all held together to stay on.

    If you were to remove the Segways from that it'd look like they all had to go pee.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I won't be laughing though when the Segways come rolling inexorably down the streets of my hometown, squatting riders gunning down my friends and family with the tiniest guns.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    I won't be laughing though when the Segways come rolling inexorably down the streets of my hometown, squatting riders gunning down my friends and family with the tiniest guns.

    My hometown only has two paved streets, one that travels south out of town and one that travels east out of town.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Well I would figure that Canada would be fighting with China against us in WWIII


    breaks down like so,

    China, Canada and Russia against the U.S. and the terrorists. There might be some other countries in there but they don't matter


    America and the terrorists resolve their differences to fight a greater threat, but the alliance is shaky. Former rivals forced to work together. Weathering trials by fire together. A grudging respect for one another.

    Hey remember that time I had to diffuse that bomb you set in the president's hospital? And you made all the wires red?

    ha ha, good times

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    man you are aware that "the terrorists" are not a country, yes?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Clearly you are forgetting about bombstrapistan

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandy, that made me laugh out loud

    Thanks

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    man you are aware that "the terrorists" are not a country, yes?

    They were as of 2012, three years before the war started.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    man you are aware that "the terrorists" are not a country, yes?

    They were as of 2012, three years before the war started.

    silly me

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