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Dead on the 4th of July, a.k.a. Helms deep.

jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
deep in HELL

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Jesse Helms, former racist senator seen here consorting with satan himself, died Friday at the age of 86.

All over the nation people celebrated by BBQing and shooting off fireworks.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh man, a racist us senator

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    oh man, a racist us senator

    never heard of one of those before

    not ever

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    heh

    helm's six feet deep

    that's funny

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hey now, credit where credit is due.

    he was also a homophobe.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I support this initiative.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    so how long until the illegitimate black child steps forward

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  • ANTVGM64ANTVGM64 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Lot of talk about Helms in the D&D politics thread. Not quite dancing in the street, but no one is too broken up over it.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    helms calls for donut tax

    deadbeat dad beat dead

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I remember when he tried to stop any funding towards aids research because every person with aids is gay and deserves to have it for choosing such a wicked lifestyle

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Aids is actually a side-effect of choosing to be gay.

    Your immune-system rejects your god-hating homosexuality and tries to get you killed until you go back to being normal.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    addition by subtraction

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    zoolander I didn't see you around somehow
    were you away?

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i've been posting more in d&d

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ANTVGM64 wrote: »
    This guy was also the guy who stopped Massachusetts Governor Weld from shitting all over us.

    who the what now?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    helms_deep_1

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    toss me salad

    but dun tell da elf. 'e'll get jealous

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    helms_deep_1

    CORRECT

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    thatsthejoke.jpg

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Anything Helms ever did that was helpful to the conservative cause was completely offset by extreme prejudice. This man was a true peckerhead.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    thatsthejoke.jpg

    are you asking me to post that picture again

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    if the answer to the question "would anyone care if i made a thread" is "no" then maybe you need to rethink your strategy

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    because I can post it again

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    helms_deep_1

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the guy opposed aids research

    and gets elected

    sigh

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    helms_deep_1

    Hey, I can see where I died!

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I liked Reagan...

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  • RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bendery wrote: »
    I liked Reagan...

    teefs incoming to shit on your head

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Riale wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    I liked Reagan...

    teefs incoming to shit on your head

    I don't care, teefs is a shit fuck when it comes to politics

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  • RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i don't see what there is to like about reagan either way

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    He was a decent actor.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    MC Hawking, take us home.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bendery wrote: »
    I liked Reagan...

    he was a cool dude

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    He said "well" a lot.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    who got his films confused with what he actually did

    I am imagining you being out of breath from racing in here.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I was reading over his Wiki and thinking "hey, he doesn't look so bad".

    Then I realised I was subconsciously comparing him to George W. Bush and that impression lost all meaning

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    butteler

    aren't you in australia

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