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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    This thread is full of lies.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I egosearched and i saw NOTHING

    Raneados on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I haven't been laid since Monday

    by choice

    fuck off it was hot and I was sleepy




    god it's like I'm already married HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOHHHHH MARRIAGE JOKES!

    God you know what's terrible

    my coworkers at work telling me how much it sucks to be married and how they wish they could live on their own

    I'm like sheesh guys

    thanks
    man tell me about it

    the office manager here is this nasty old barfly bitch, been married like four times to dumb drunks, her son just knocked up a sixteen year old chick

    and she's all "pffft, good luck! I'm never making that mistake again!"

    and I'm all "Maybe if you met guys in ways that didn't involve sucking dicks in the bathrooms of hick town bars, maybe I'd give a shit"

    Rankenphile on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I pay way less than that for much more than enough space

    I mean, I don't need terabytes of bandwidth

    But even if I turn my site into an actual store that people can purchase wedding photos from, I'll STILL be totally okay. D:

    It didn't start out like that, honestly, but they started just adding more and more bandwidth and space.

    And like I said, the first time I bought it, I paid $10 for an entire year.

    $10 for a year is damn cheap, yes

    I pay, like, $50/year

    Sheri on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    18 years, 3 months, and 10 days
    Suck it

    Oh shut your hole, if you're a virgin, it doesn't count.

    It's worse when you've had it before, trust me.

    oh god I hope not

    it's constantly on my mind as is

    I really don't want to imagine it being worse

    TheySlashThem on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    Oh shiz...now I'm curious as to what the trump card is. Maybe it's that thing that makes me sad that people don't know about yet?

    It's true. No menu yet. But it doesn't matter much now, does it?

    I need a haircut? For real? I was just thinking how much I like it this length. Fuck.
    yes that is the trump card

    also I am just being a bitch your hair is fine
    Awwwwwwwwwwwww, kiddo.

    :(

    naporeon on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    jadrian and I are staying in the same hotel as callius and natasha

    but look we aren't gonna want to really socialize much on saturday night after the rehearsal and stuff because uhhhh

    also t nap: we aren't going to be leaving early enough to catch a movie on saturday morning, I don't think -- we were planning to just drive as soon as jadrian got into pdx, but uhhhhh
    what hotel?

    and maaaaaaaaaan, if you're tellin me "oh I can't hang out with you mister rank because I gotta go have the most sex all the time" then so angry at you
    no no we're totally hanging out a ton but also having sex a ton and if I start talking really loud about HOW TIRED I AM SUDDENLY you guys just need to let nature take its course
    nope

    I'm hanging out in the room with you while you get your bone on, dammit

    just all unf unf unf unf hey man these bacon donuts holy damn they're tasty unf unf unf unf you want one? nah looks like your hands are full unf unf unf unf unf hey hold that thought, I gotta take a leak, don't finish till I get back
    this is precisely the kind of thing I have prepped jadrian to expect

    also -- the doughnuts should probably be consumed sooner rather than later... you want I should just bring 'em to rehearsal dinner?

    World as Myth on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I love Raneados and I want him up in me.

    ChicoBlue on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    nope

    I'm hanging out in the room with you while you get your bone on, dammit

    just all unf unf unf unf hey man these bacon donuts holy damn they're tasty unf unf unf unf you want one? nah looks like your hands are full unf unf unf unf unf hey hold that thought, I gotta take a leak, don't finish till I get back
    I am fully in favor of this idea.
    you and me will all be playing D&D

    "oh shit hey I think one of our minis fell off the table onto your bed you mind if I just woooaaaah wet spot"

    Rankenphile on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    RANEADOS IS A BUTT CUZ HE NEVER TOOK ME ON A DATE LIKE HE SAID HE WOULD

    Also he eats like a robot with 2 stomaches

    These are all nice things!

    Sheri on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I haven't had meaningful sex!
    I've had meaningful before. Being in love and making it is a wonderful feeling. Just that the last few months I haven't found the love part of sex, just the animal nature of it.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    jadrian and I are staying in the same hotel as callius and natasha

    but look we aren't gonna want to really socialize much on saturday night after the rehearsal and stuff because uhhhh

    also t nap: we aren't going to be leaving early enough to catch a movie on saturday morning, I don't think -- we were planning to just drive as soon as jadrian got into pdx, but uhhhhh
    what hotel?

    and maaaaaaaaaan, if you're tellin me "oh I can't hang out with you mister rank because I gotta go have the most sex all the time" then so angry at you
    no no we're totally hanging out a ton but also having sex a ton and if I start talking really loud about HOW TIRED I AM SUDDENLY you guys just need to let nature take its course
    nope

    I'm hanging out in the room with you while you get your bone on, dammit

    just all unf unf unf unf hey man these bacon donuts holy damn they're tasty unf unf unf unf you want one? nah looks like your hands are full unf unf unf unf unf hey hold that thought, I gotta take a leak, don't finish till I get back
    this is precisely the kind of thing I have prepped jadrian to expect

    also -- the doughnuts should probably be consumed sooner rather than later... you want I should just bring 'em to rehearsal dinner?
    damn right

    Rankenphile on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Chicoblue, say something nice about me.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rane is the biggest pansywuss.
    He wouldn't come to ATL when people (me, stale) offered to pay for it.
    And ditto for PAX.

    But he goes to Reno, the butt of the US.

    In summary, I have no more niceness to say to him. He's a big meanie

    neville on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dammit now I want doughnuts

    Moriveth on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Chicoblue, say something nice about me.

    Munkus Beaver: Well, uh... he's better than Moe.

    neville on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Rane you are a dum dum.

    Not coming to ATL?

    Jerk.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rank will there be any cute and single brides maids at your wedding?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    okay so

    IM HUNGRY

    Faricazy on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    if rane had come to ATL

    i woulda cuddled with a dude

    Kovak on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    i havent had sex in like a week

    Shankusu on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    if rane had come to ATL

    i woulda cuddled with a dude

    f u

    neville on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Kovak, you did cuddle with a dude.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    nap

    I don't know if it is still that long, but last time I saw you your hair was this certain length and you kept kind of flipping it back out of your by jerking your head around without noticing and it totally looked all late 80s surfer dude style in a way that really didn't work for you

    i'm only telling you this because I am your friend

    otherwise I'd just be making fun of it

    Rankenphile on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    RANEADOS IS A BUTT CUZ HE NEVER TOOK ME ON A DATE LIKE HE SAID HE WOULD

    Also he eats like a robot with 2 stomaches

    These are all nice things!

    see it's true ladies love jerks

    Raneados on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    if rane had come to ATL

    i woulda cuddled with a dude

    f u

    man nevs all you gotta do is ask

    i woulda felt obligated

    Kovak on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    if rane had come to ATL

    i woulda cuddled with a dude

    Instead of cuddling with the toilet

    Love yoooou

    Sheri on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Redeemer enjoyed talking to me & bongi in vent. I enjoyed it too.

    That was a fun night

    I felt like swine among pearls

    Redeemer on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    to be fair I did actually forget ATL was happening

    Raneados on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    Rank will there be any cute and single brides maids at your wedding?
    I don't think so, no. Lindsay recruited a bunch of uggos to make her feel bettoh hi kate

    Rankenphile on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    you and me will all be playing D&D

    "oh shit hey I think one of our minis fell off the table onto your bed you mind if I just woooaaaah wet spot"
    Welp... I guess your fighter was attacked by a... um... Gelatinous pit of um... fish...

    Callius on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    At my wedding Rachel's sister will be there.

    Her older sister, you perverts.

    Moriveth on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    guys I am going to share a personal detail with you

    during our collective year and a half or so together, jadrian and I have managed to have sexual relations on a plane, a train, and an automobile

    one of our goals is to continue the trend -- next up is a boat, then probably a bicycle somehow, we haven't quite worked that out

    we were trying to stay in this b&b in anacortes that is actually made out of a boat so we could call that one done the easy way, but they were all booked up

    suffice it to say whenever anyone on this forum uses the line "they fucked on the boat" I get a little misty-eyed

    World as Myth on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    if rane had come to ATL

    i woulda cuddled with a dude

    Instead of cuddling with the toilet

    Love yoooou

    she's cold

    like ice

    cool to the touch and she isn't very nice

    Kovak on
  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I haven't been laid since Monday

    by choice

    fuck off it was hot and I was sleepy




    god it's like I'm already married HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOHHHHH MARRIAGE JOKES!

    God you know what's terrible

    my coworkers at work telling me how much it sucks to be married and how they wish they could live on their own

    I'm like sheesh guys

    thanks

    Yeah! Why are you getting married anyway? What are you trying to ruin your entire life?!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    to be fair I did actually forget ATL was happening

    even though I told you about it at least 5 times, including the week it happened.

    neville on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    raneados is the best tranny

    edit tWaM ahahahahaha

    TheySlashThem on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    who's jadrian?

    Raneados on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    guys I am going to share a personal detail with you

    during our collective year and a half or so together, jadrian and I have managed to have sexual relations on a plane, a train, and an automobile

    one of our goals is to continue the trend -- next up is a boat, then probably a bicycle somehow, we haven't quite worked that out

    we were trying to stay in this b&b in anacortes that is actually made out of a boat so we could call that one done the easy way, but they were all booked up

    suffice it to say whenever anyone on this forum uses the line "they fucked on the boat" I get a little misty-eyed
    in a box

    with a fox

    Rankenphile on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    Rank will there be any cute and single brides maids at your wedding?
    I don't think so, no. Lindsay recruited a bunch of uggos to make her feel bettoh hi kate
    I FUCKING KNEW IT

    World as Myth on
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