Ejaculating laser beams would be problematic, whether you wanted to fight crime with your power or not.
Let's go one step further and Cyclops up this power.
You ejaculate laser beams, and you can't stop. So you have to wear ruby depends for the rest of your life to prevent you from obliterating anything in front of you.
How about the power to kill a yak? From 200 yards away? With mind bullets!
How about the power....to move you?
Sorry, but it had to be done. I regret nothing!
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"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..."
-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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GoslingLooking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered Userregular
edited July 2008
I think I'm just going to go with this guy.
Yes, that man is about to weld a dog to that other man's face.
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I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
You'd be surprised at how effective the Dog Welder actually was. I'd say that he was one of the most dangerous members of Section Eight (although I guess that's not really saying all that much). The most dangerous was, without a doubt, the Defenestrator:
Later on, in combat, the Defenestrator carries a window frame (with, you know, window glass in it), and picks people up and throws them through it.
If you were to go with ineffectual powers, I'd go with one of the other Section Eight members, Jean de Baton-Baton, who defeats evil with the power of Frenchness.
As for sick things: Bueno Excelente, another member of Section Eight, is an overweight, balding Latino in an overcoat (with nothing underneath, as far as I can tell) who fights crime with the power of perversion. He's often seen sweating, with his hands under his overcoat. The only thing he ever says is "Bueno", an occasional "Bueno excelente", and lots of creepy chuckling.
Dog welding? That's not even a power it's just a... a sick thing.
It's a super power if anything is.
Do you know how hard it is to weld a dog to anything, let alone a screaming face attached to a body that's trying to run away?
An average mundane would wind up with a smoking pile of charred puppy and a severly burned perp. But the dog welder actually welds the two together, and that is a super power right there.
As for sick things: Bueno Excelente, another member of Section Eight, is an overweight, balding Latino in an overcoat (with nothing underneath, as far as I can tell) who fights crime with the power of perversion. He's often seen sweating, with his hands under his overcoat. The only thing he ever says is "Bueno", an occasional "Bueno excelente", and lots of creepy chuckling.
Hitman really was the best thing.
The fact that he may well have 'met' Kyle Rayner just made me
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You ejaculate laser beams, and you can't stop. So you have to wear ruby depends for the rest of your life to prevent you from obliterating anything in front of you.
RESTO SHAMAN
no
As for the other problem...yeah, that would suck a lot.
man, fuck you
that power sounds delicious
"BURRITO JOHNSON, WE NEED YOU AT THE STATION IMMEDIATELY!"
As well as actually useful in combat, getting hit with flaming lava hot burritos could kill a man.
How about the power....to move you?
Sorry, but it had to be done. I regret nothing!
-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
Yes, that man is about to weld a dog to that other man's face.
If you were to go with ineffectual powers, I'd go with one of the other Section Eight members, Jean de Baton-Baton, who defeats evil with the power of Frenchness.
As for sick things: Bueno Excelente, another member of Section Eight, is an overweight, balding Latino in an overcoat (with nothing underneath, as far as I can tell) who fights crime with the power of perversion. He's often seen sweating, with his hands under his overcoat. The only thing he ever says is "Bueno", an occasional "Bueno excelente", and lots of creepy chuckling.
Hitman really was the best thing.
That's telekinesis baby!
Please tell me that there is a game where you can play as this guy.
Do you know how hard it is to weld a dog to anything, let alone a screaming face attached to a body that's trying to run away?
An average mundane would wind up with a smoking pile of charred puppy and a severly burned perp. But the dog welder actually welds the two together, and that is a super power right there.
Blowing bubbles out of your fingertips was one
Also, summoning ghost raptor that only you could see and interact with
The middle of NYC? Not so much
"Damn it, 180 yards! Move people, I need to back up!"
But this ability invariably backfires.
"Fly my minions and crush my enemies AAAA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!"
Well, let's just be more explicit about it: The ability to wipe your own memory.
I guess after the first time, you'd forget you had the ability to wipe your memory.
Doesn't stop you from trying, of course.
The ability to stutter nervousely at random
So if someone really liked strawberries, your poo would smell like that to them. And also your farts.
You're born as one of the first super humans to appear on your world.
Because of you, none of the literally hundreds of super-humans born over the course of your life even know they have powers.
You go to your death bed having lived an utterly insignificant life, being completely ignorant of the marvels you have prevented.
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I think there was a SNL skit that was close to that once.