I got out of work a little early, didn't hit much traffic, got Five Guys and came home to find that my MVP package was here and now my eating parts are sore and I'm charging up my new bluetooth headphones.
So yesterday I spent 8-5 at school, then I went over to my ladyfriend's house and she was being really nice to me and gave me tacos and tomato soup and green tea and other random tasty things.
We watched Be Kind Rewind and I took a nap in her chair.
Then today I woke up and threw up and didn't go to school and slept all day and threw up some more.
damn
fission mailed
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
everyone knows the more you eat the less you weigh
nicole ritchie devours whole hogs
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
edited July 2008
you can't get fat if there's no food to eat
so eat all the food
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited July 2008
Lately I've been eating one meal a day like a weird snake or something
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edited July 2008
last night i got drunk next to an altar to satan while my buddy smoked meth and we both got stoned
then i had to walk like 3 miles home without really knowing where i was
i stayed in bed until like 4 pm
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited July 2008
Awesome
You should've gotten all tweaked out man
[edit] then you could knock out some of your teeth, take of your shirt, and have sex with your sister it's flawless
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited July 2008
Dammit, I think I might have gnomes. Or brownies. One of my plates has vanished, and I've suddenly got a spoon with a black plastic handle, despite never having had a silverware set with black plastic handles.
And the worst part is that the first time I noticed it I was halfway through a cup of yogurt. So now my plates are running out on me and I'm going to get AIDS from a mystery spoon. Terrific.
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited July 2008
I see the gnomes are starting small in their evil endeavors, then
Guiness from a tap is perhaps one of the best beers
Guiness from a bottle is perhaps one of the worst beers
It is a strange situation
you know there is a difference between guinness and beer right?
or do you just class everything alcoholic as beer
I'm not sure what you're trying to say but
I'm talking about consuming a beverage from different sources and the odd difference in taste that results, even though they are the selfsame beverage
edit oh i see you're saying guinness is not a beer, but as far as i can tell it is a kind of beer. i am no beer baron though so i dunno what kind of distinctions one might want to draw to seem fancy
So I realize you were an old poster that left for a while then returned.
I am so glad you are back. I am stealing that and casually slipping it into conversations.
ALSO: I have started eating terribly since school let out and worse since summer school took up. Yesterday I had coffee for breakfast, soda to tide me over till 12:20, then I got home and had a bowl of oatmeal and feasted on a single bag of strategically devoured hot-puffs. That was all.
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
So I realize you were an old poster that left for a while then returned.
I am so glad you are back. I am stealing that and casually slipping it into conversations.
ALSO: I have started eating terribly since school let out and worse since summer school took up. Yesterday I had coffee for breakfast, soda to tide me over till 12:20, then I got home and had a bowl of oatmeal and feasted on a single bag of strategically devoured hot-puffs. That was all.
Honestly, I eat worse at home than I do at school, almost. I don't know how that's possible.
I got my go go go go go go go go go go gadget flow.
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VivixenneRemember your training, and we'll get through this just fine.Registered Userregular
edited July 2008
I am the worst eater (health-wise). I'm trying to fix my habits but it's just too hard.
If there's food, I'll eat it all so that I don't get tempted to eat it later. If there's no food, I figure there's no harm in stocking up the fridge/pantry with trash.
So right now I am trying to at least snack primarily on fruit and veggies by buying only them to stock up on food. Cheaper too, so it's a win-win really.
It's not for weight loss, it's strictly for an improvement in eating habits.
[edit] then you could knock out some of your teeth, take of your shirt, and have sex with your sister it's flawless
he offered a few times but i was like nah
although it would have been nice to be awake on the walk home and not falling asleep and walking in zig-zags
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Muse Among MenSuburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered Userregular
edited July 2008
If sitting down with the family entails not being in front of the tv and enduring them, serving oneself smaller portions makes the dinner much shorter.
Perhaps you are doing that subconsciously.
Try gathering them around a warm, glowing television's warm glow.
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It's delicious.
getting fat
(actually despite gorging myself these past few weeks i lost ten pounds. the hell?)
go die
You've got cancer.
Edit: If you come down with cancer, I didn't write this.
i will haunt you
so eat all the food
then i had to walk like 3 miles home without really knowing where i was
i stayed in bed until like 4 pm
You should've gotten all tweaked out man
[edit] then you could knock out some of your teeth, take of your shirt, and have sex with your sister it's flawless
And the worst part is that the first time I noticed it I was halfway through a cup of yogurt. So now my plates are running out on me and I'm going to get AIDS from a mystery spoon. Terrific.
you know there is a difference between guinness and beer right?
or do you just class everything alcoholic as beer
Spoon AIDS is nothing to laugh about, son.
And I'll be left with nothing to eat my traditional My Girlfriend is Banging a Mob of Gnomes cheesecake off of. Oh, the pathos.
They've been planning on dunking your hand in warm water for several gnome generations
uh uh no
I'm talking about consuming a beverage from different sources and the odd difference in taste that results, even though they are the selfsame beverage
edit oh i see you're saying guinness is not a beer, but as far as i can tell it is a kind of beer. i am no beer baron though so i dunno what kind of distinctions one might want to draw to seem fancy
that dave fella is being dumb because he's irish
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So I realize you were an old poster that left for a while then returned.
I am so glad you are back. I am stealing that and casually slipping it into conversations.
ALSO: I have started eating terribly since school let out and worse since summer school took up. Yesterday I had coffee for breakfast, soda to tide me over till 12:20, then I got home and had a bowl of oatmeal and feasted on a single bag of strategically devoured hot-puffs. That was all.
Honestly, I eat worse at home than I do at school, almost. I don't know how that's possible.
So weight gain/loss works like homeopathy? Its all about the vibrations of what you're near, in this case, you're near no food, so you lose weight.
Makes total sense.
If there's food, I'll eat it all so that I don't get tempted to eat it later. If there's no food, I figure there's no harm in stocking up the fridge/pantry with trash.
So right now I am trying to at least snack primarily on fruit and veggies by buying only them to stock up on food. Cheaper too, so it's a win-win really.
It's not for weight loss, it's strictly for an improvement in eating habits.
Yesterday I had an assload of organic foods.
I dunno.
I'm very skinny.
he offered a few times but i was like nah
although it would have been nice to be awake on the walk home and not falling asleep and walking in zig-zags
Perhaps you are doing that subconsciously.
Try gathering them around a warm, glowing television's warm glow.