Man I hate when dudes in a the h/a forum give men way way too much slack because they are socially maladjusted fuck whits to. It's like "Just in case you're my girlfriend uhh treat this guy with love and respect he may just have a ton of emotional baggage that is choking this relationship, but eventually he'll come around maybe I dunno, all the same you should suffer for him!"
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Tonight will be job and apartment hunting night. I'm not looking forward to it (thus why i've been putting it off) but it's coming down to the wire (5 weeks) so i gotta do it.
Medo, find me a job and a home, kthx.
Find me a house to buy and I'll rent this condo to you
Shark eating seal was one of the best moments of Planet Earth.
I kinda want to compile screenshots of the best moments
shark eating a seal
arctic fox steals a baby goose
bird of paradise putting on a display
lions taking down an elephant
snow leopard chasing a mountain goat
mushrooms growing out of insects
Tonight will be job and apartment hunting night. I'm not looking forward to it (thus why i've been putting it off) but it's coming down to the wire (5 weeks) so i gotta do it.
Medo, find me a job and a home, kthx.
Find me a house to buy and I'll rent this condo to you
I'm like 90% sure i can't afford your place.
Friends and family discount!
Ha!
Actually, i'm looking at a place in Gresham. I think the appartment is going to be the easier of the 2 to find.
I saw this one thing on planet earth where they showed this huuuuuuge flock of migrating white birds in the everglades or something. They were in a helicopter, zoomed in on just a few birds, and then kept zooming out, and out, and out, and out and there were just birds everywhere and they were little specs and I was all "oooohhh"
i stopped watching Doc's video at 2 minutes in and just assumed the orcas were pushing the seal and his little floaty ice home off into the sunset on a magical journey.
i stopped watching Doc's video at 2 minutes in and just assumed the orcas were pushing the seal and his little floaty ice home off into the sunset on a magical journey.
That's the same way I read your horrible sex mishaps, I assume things worked out and you didn't lose a corn cob up your hoo hoo... :P
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
i stopped watching Doc's video at 2 minutes in and just assumed the orcas were pushing the seal and his little floaty ice home off into the sunset on a magical journey.
That's the same way I read your horrible sex mishaps, I assume things worked out and you didn't lose a corn cob up your hoo hoo... :P
my horrible sex mishaps would be much more interesting than that.
i stopped watching Doc's video at 2 minutes in and just assumed the orcas were pushing the seal and his little floaty ice home off into the sunset on a magical journey.
That's the same way I read your horrible sex mishaps, I assume things worked out and you didn't lose a corn cob up your hoo hoo... :P
my horrible sex mishaps would be much more interesting than that.
Than a seal getting eaten by orcas? Or corn cobs in hoo hoos?
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
i stopped watching Doc's video at 2 minutes in and just assumed the orcas were pushing the seal and his little floaty ice home off into the sunset on a magical journey.
That's the same way I read your horrible sex mishaps, I assume things worked out and you didn't lose a corn cob up your hoo hoo... :P
my horrible sex mishaps would be much more interesting than that.
Than a seal getting eaten by orcas? Or corn cobs in hoo hoos?
I'd say it would be ordered as follows:
seal getting eaten by orca > my horrible sex mishaps > corn cobs in hoo hoos
Of course, there may be room for some overlap... so it's really more of a combination linear scale/venn diagram.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Friends and family discount!
I kinda want to compile screenshots of the best moments
shark eating a seal
arctic fox steals a baby goose
bird of paradise putting on a display
lions taking down an elephant
snow leopard chasing a mountain goat
mushrooms growing out of insects
Man there are a lot
Ha!
Actually, i'm looking at a place in Gresham. I think the appartment is going to be the easier of the 2 to find.
And on that note, i head home. Later all.
*Orca jumps out of water, slides over ice, grabs seal on his way back into the water.
*That crazy bird that imitates chainsaws.
Second one is fake, but that bird is still cool
Crazy coordination
It's nature, bitch
That's the same way I read your horrible sex mishaps, I assume things worked out and you didn't lose a corn cob up your hoo hoo... :P
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Awesome video. My brother was looking and the whole time saying "why don't they just jump?!"
my horrible sex mishaps would be much more interesting than that.
You're awesome.
Than a seal getting eaten by orcas? Or corn cobs in hoo hoos?
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doesn't make it not horrfying
man I forgot how lovely Pleasantville is!
one time an orca ate half my brother's salmon that he had on the line
true story
That face is so punchable
He's very unassuming in pleasantville honestly. I know what you mean but I don't feel like punching him in this movie.
I'd say it would be ordered as follows:
seal getting eaten by orca > my horrible sex mishaps > corn cobs in hoo hoos
Of course, there may be room for some overlap... so it's really more of a combination linear scale/venn diagram.
This is in fact how most sex mishaps take place.