Thanks for all the compliments. I think my dad knows I still respect him and all that, but I can see why he's still pissed. Like I said, I'll still give him a call and try and talk to him, he probably just needs some time to cool down.
All this talk of h5 makes me want that picture that Berk made from the grouphug + mspaint thread.
So let me get this straight. Your father will celebrate Christmas but you still have to stick to tradition and marry someone you've never met. Have you pointed this out to him?
Tell him to respect other cultures and religions, like the ones that don't force you to take a wife against your will. If he likes he can arranged-marry you to someone who you want to marry in the first place and you can both act like you totally didn't know each other so the family will be happy.
So let me get this straight. Your father will celebrate Christmas but you still have to stick to tradition and marry someone you've never met. Have you pointed this out to him?
Tell him to respect other cultures and religions, like the ones that don't force you to take a wife against your will. If he likes he can arranged-marry you to someone who you want to marry in the first place and you can both act like you totally didn't know each other so the family will be happy.
alternatively, start masturbating at the dinner table. he won't want another family to think that sort of rabid animal was pounded out by his spouse.
So let me get this straight. Your father will celebrate Christmas but you still have to stick to tradition and marry someone you've never met. Have you pointed this out to him?
Tell him to respect other cultures and religions, like the ones that don't force you to take a wife against your will. If he likes he can arranged-marry you to someone who you want to marry in the first place and you can both act like you totally didn't know each other so the family will be happy.
we celebrate the act of giving and receiving presents and getting days off work and school. It's not really Christmas seeing as we don't goto mass, sing songs, or really give a damn, but hey, presents and days off will make us celebrate anything.
So let me get this straight. Your father will celebrate Christmas but you still have to stick to tradition and marry someone you've never met. Have you pointed this out to him?
Tell him to respect other cultures and religions, like the ones that don't force you to take a wife against your will. If he likes he can arranged-marry you to someone who you want to marry in the first place and you can both act like you totally didn't know each other so the family will be happy.
we celebrate the act of giving and receiving presents and getting days off work and school. It's not really Christmas seeing as we don't goto mass, sing songs, or really give a damn, but hey, presents and days off will make us celebrate anything.
Man, maybe you haven't been over here long enough but THAT'S WHAT WE DO TOO.
But seriously the Hindus I know are the coolest motherfuckers ever. I can't so much as wave to them without getting free food. Their daughter's gonna be at my sister's birthday party tonight, I should ask her if her parents have picked out her husband yet. She's closing in on 15 man, you wanna call dibs?
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no fuck that, they're dumb
if your dad calls you tell him he's dumb
It's like you have some feelings invested in this situation somehow.
yeah, if my parents tried something like that, I would have colorful adjectives to describe them, and none would be positive.
yeah, yeah... different cultures, blah blah.
fuck that. we're trying to have a society here.
That would be goddamn romantic right there.
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You could reply, "The vagina was fantastic." and do a thumbs up and smile and a sparkle would emit from your teeth.
All this talk of h5 makes me want that picture that Berk made from the grouphug + mspaint thread.
And then a fuckin genie changed their lives with his inane bullshit ramblings
the first half maybe, but she better be making me a sweater and popping out a strapping young son as we speak, or it's the rod for her
the Lifetime Original Rod, starring Meredith Baxter Berny
HAAAY
i love Jim Gaffigan too
maybe i'll repeat this under a different context at a party or something
make sure to be as gramatically incorrect as LordDave is
Tell him to respect other cultures and religions, like the ones that don't force you to take a wife against your will. If he likes he can arranged-marry you to someone who you want to marry in the first place and you can both act like you totally didn't know each other so the family will be happy.
ok fine, AS dumb as an indian
alternatively, start masturbating at the dinner table. he won't want another family to think that sort of rabid animal was pounded out by his spouse.
we celebrate the act of giving and receiving presents and getting days off work and school. It's not really Christmas seeing as we don't goto mass, sing songs, or really give a damn, but hey, presents and days off will make us celebrate anything.
I can do it fine just here.
Why do you hate America?
I love the "You gon' eat that?" kid
you know i haven't had butter chicken in like a year so maybe i should get my dad to get me a cook...
...i mean a wife
good lord
that child will feed the village, their prayers have been answered
praise elephant god
think of all the hot, wet and sticky... butter chicken your missing out on
seriously, gosh
you can't have your overly spiced yet tasteless gloop and eat it too
But seriously the Hindus I know are the coolest motherfuckers ever. I can't so much as wave to them without getting free food. Their daughter's gonna be at my sister's birthday party tonight, I should ask her if her parents have picked out her husband yet. She's closing in on 15 man, you wanna call dibs?
mmm I sure do love this aloo nan
*4 hours pass*
mmm I sure do love it when I pee out of my butt
i'll have a McAloo Tikki, and a Veg McCurry Pan, please.
There's this flash graphic on the site that has a montage of food close-ups with words scrolling across them.
One of the words is "delicious" next to a sandwich
then in front of some fried potatoes? is "hygenic"
you're body is already accustomed to the non-meat shit.
to be fair, that sandwich does look delicious and the fries seem to be clean-ish.