There's this website, whose name is fucking escaping me right now... House of knorb... gnord, gourn, gourd... something like that. Anyway, it's fucking amazing what they do to these women.
Chandeliers(sp), night stands, computer chairs, etc.
House of Gord. Delightful, isn't it?
That's the one.
I was teetering between ing and ing the whole time.
(am I going to end up kicking myself for not remembering where this is from?)
Wait, is it this?
"Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly;
"'Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you may spy.
The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,
And I have many curious things to show when you are there."
"Oh no, no," said the little fly; "to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."
Indigo: That poem has been repeated and quoted and altered so many times that misquoting it is impossible. Especially when you learn it as a child in a different language than English.
Indigo: That poem has been repeated and quoted and altered so many times that misquoting it is impossible. Especially when you learn it as a child in a different language than English.
I was kiiiiddding, hence the wink. I was just wondering if that was indeed the correct story. In any case, the POINT was, I've actually never heard that set phrase used, and I hadn't read the story in so long I completely forgot about it.
Indigo: That poem has been repeated and quoted and altered so many times that misquoting it is impossible. Especially when you learn it as a child in a different language than English.
I was kiiiiddding, hence the wink. I was just wondering if that was indeed the correct story. In any case, the POINT was, I've actually never heard that set phrase used, and I hadn't read the story in so long I completely forgot about it.
:P
Bend over and take your punishment, insolent wench.
Indigo: That poem has been repeated and quoted and altered so many times that misquoting it is impossible. Especially when you learn it as a child in a different language than English.
potatoe: Dallas
Callius: Where the hell are you, anyway?
I'm in Maryland, though I'm soon (july) to move to Seattle.
Indigo: That poem has been repeated and quoted and altered so many times that misquoting it is impossible. Especially when you learn it as a child in a different language than English.
I was kiiiiddding, hence the wink. I was just wondering if that was indeed the correct story. In any case, the POINT was, I've actually never heard that set phrase used, and I hadn't read the story in so long I completely forgot about it.
:P
Bend over and take your punishment, insolent wench.
Callius, it's "spreche" but you nailed it otherwise. Bring your skinny ass by Dallas when you move out to Seattle and we'll do up the town; I'll take you to the porn mega-store, New Fine Arts. No decent bondage gear, but they did have a surprising selection of lubricants the last time i was there.
PotU: "meinem Wohnzimmer"....I had forgotten; time to bust out my old books.
Callius, it's "spreche" but you nailed it otherwise. Bring your skinny ass by Dallas when you move out to Seattle and we'll do up the town; I'll take you to the porn mega-store, New Fine Arts. No decent bondage gear, but they did have a surprising selection of lubricants the last time i was there.
PotU: "meinem Wohnzimmer"....I had forgotten; time to bust out my old books.
edit: You beat me to it, Cal.
Indigo: Say it again; I'm almost finished.
We're probably going way of the Northern US. Sadly =(
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Sexy bondage that heals in a week. That other stuff is too close to snuff for most people.
That's the one.
I was teetering between
Your parlor?
heeheeheehee
"Come into my parlor," said the spider to the fly.
Sorry if you didn't catch that.
Where is that from? It sounds rather familiar.
(am I going to end up kicking myself for not remembering where this is from?)
Wait, is it this?
Because if it is, you effed up the quote.
god i hope it's close to me (but i know it's not
It's a common saying.
"Come in to my parlour." Said the spider, to the fly.
go back and read my edit! Because if it's from that, then OK.
And I have never heard it used outside of the story as a set phrase.
i pride myself on having a thick skin but that shit was incredibly
Sort of how "elementary, my dear Watson." is associated with Sherlock Holmes. Even though he never said that.
Nothing's sexier on a woman than a horribly disfiguring gash that will never heal properly and looks like a third set of labia on her thigh.
potatoe: Dallas
Callius: Where the hell are you, anyway?
willkommen to mein parlour
dallas is sooo far away
That is precisely the language in which I learned that poem.
Edit: "Wilkommen zu meine parlor," is the precise translation.
As far as sex goes I'm really vanilla but I thought that movie was incredibly hot
so then you won't mind if i jack you off with my arm stumps?
Willkommen in meinem Wohnzimmer.
I was kiiiiddding, hence the wink. I was just wondering if that was indeed the correct story. In any case, the POINT was, I've actually never heard that set phrase used, and I hadn't read the story in so long I completely forgot about it.
:P
Like you even need to ask
Bend over and take your punishment, insolent wench.
I'm in Maryland, though I'm soon (july) to move to Seattle.
Firefox's suggestion for willkommen is commendably.
I just slaughtered that language. Jesus, I shouldn't have been forced to pay for that fucking semester. Waste of money.
:O
No señor! Por favor! Ooooh! No me hace daño!
Well, except for Je ne comprends pas
It's actually really funny to see you guys trying to write German, because you fuck up all the time.
Hell, I was born in Italy, why can't I speak Italian?
half the reason a girl would want to learn spanish is so she can use that word in the correct situation
PotU: "meinem Wohnzimmer"....I had forgotten; time to bust out my old books.
edit: You beat me to it, Cal.
Indigo: Say it again; I'm almost finished.
t Darth: Nein!!
AAAAAAaaaannnnddI'mdone. Thanks; that was hot. Got a towel?
We're probably going way of the Northern US. Sadly =(