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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Offspring?

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Offspring?
    Yes :(

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Are they still alive?

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    See, now I imagine Jojo trying to open a bra with his gun-knife.
    Are Kevlar bras the future?

    Only if he tries to shoot it off.
    How else would you do it?

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hopefully not

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    See, now I imagine Jojo trying to open a bra with his gun-knife.
    Are Kevlar bras the future?

    Only if he tries to shoot it off.
    How else would you do it?

    Gun-knife. I guess you could utilize the latter function.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    See, now I imagine Jojo trying to open a bra with his gun-knife.
    Are Kevlar bras the future?

    Only if he tries to shoot it off.
    How else would you do it?

    Gun-knife. I guess you could utilize the latter function.
    kevlar bra under a stab vest then?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    See, now I imagine Jojo trying to open a bra with his gun-knife.
    Are Kevlar bras the future?

    Only if he tries to shoot it off.
    How else would you do it?

    Gun-knife. I guess you could utilize the latter function.
    kevlar bra under a stab vest then?

    Throw in a chastity belt and a burqa and our women should be safe!
    Mabe lock them away, just to be sure.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    pepto bismalz

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    See, now I imagine Jojo trying to open a bra with his gun-knife.
    Are Kevlar bras the future?

    Only if he tries to shoot it off.
    How else would you do it?

    Gun-knife. I guess you could utilize the latter function.
    kevlar bra under a stab vest then?

    Throw in a chastity belt and a burqa and our women should be safe!
    Mabe lock them away, just to be sure.

    They're already in the kitchen/vacuuming the rest of the house. How much safer can they be?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Aren't most household accidents kitchen accidents?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Aren't most household accidents kitchen accidents?

    That depends on what you mean by "accident."

    Most of my "accidents" happen in the computer room.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm overdue for coffee drinking. OVERDUE.

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    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stay classy drez

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Aren't most household accidents kitchen accidents?

    You would be suprised how many happen in the living room.


    I want to say something in the what kind of parent would you be but I really don't see myself having children anymore
    Who would want to date a man who weezes

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    AlexanderAlexander Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Get off the coffee, its rubbish, water is the future!

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Alexander wrote: »
    Get off the coffee, its rubbish, water is the future!
    This is why you live in a forest and I live in the cradle of civilisation.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Water is getting scarce, you should switch to coffee.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Is Alex a merry man?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    in this country they give coffee to their 5 year olds

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You're right.

    I guess I'll have to wear sheet metal on the bus.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want an Iron Man armour.

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    EvigilantEvigilant VARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I wonder if I hide under my desk and take a nap if anyone will catch me...

    Government efficiency at work.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Evigilant wrote: »
    I wonder if I hide under my desk and take a nap if anyone will catch me...

    Government efficiency at work.

    I don't really use the drawers in my desk. I wonder if I could carve out a place for a cot/hammock underneath here...

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    haps i wanna hear you on vent some time

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    EvigilantEvigilant VARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Evigilant wrote: »
    I wonder if I hide under my desk and take a nap if anyone will catch me...

    Government efficiency at work.

    I don't really use the drawers in my desk. I wonder if I could carve out a place for a cot/hammock underneath here...

    Oh man, I have one of those giant metal cabinets. I should carve out their backs, glue it together, and add in hinges to turn it into a secret door. Then use the space inside to sleep in.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    haps i wanna hear you on vent some time

    And I want an Iron Man armour. I guess we won't get what we want anytime soon.
    Your wish is incredibly more realistic though, so... stay tuned! :P

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want a recording of Haps singing a lullaby.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    I want a recording of Haps singing a lullaby.

    Hahaha! No, you don't!

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    ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    The military violence thread made me depressed.

    I don't easily get depressed, but that shit is just horrifying.

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    EvigilantEvigilant VARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ege02 wrote: »
    The military violence thread made me depressed.

    I don't easily get depressed, but that shit is just horrifying.

    I could tell you a few stories from my experiences in Iraq twice, but I doubt you want to become suicidal. It's so very depressing and frustrating. Especially moreso if you grew up idolizing the military.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ege02 wrote: »
    The military violence thread made me depressed.

    I don't easily get depressed, but that shit is just horrifying.

    It's disgusting. Well, not the thread itself, but there are some incredibly high numbers thrown around in there. Really fucked up.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Holy shit that's fucked up

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Evigilant wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »
    The military violence thread made me depressed.

    I don't easily get depressed, but that shit is just horrifying.

    I could tell you a few stories from my experiences in Iraq twice, but I doubt you want to become suicidal. It's so very depressing and frustrating. Especially moreso if you grew up idolizing the military.

    :(

    How long were you there both times?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So... who was "Look"?
    Was it him again? You know who I mean.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So mike next week will like have some sort of festivities since Eddy will be about.

    oh shit its All Points West next week too.

    Shit gotta get into that

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So mike next week will like have some sort of festivities since Eddy will be about.

    oh shit its All Points West next week too.

    Shit gotta get into that

    Awesome. I'm busy Friday until the evening but free after that and saturday and sunday.

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    EvigilantEvigilant VARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Evigilant wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »
    The military violence thread made me depressed.

    I don't easily get depressed, but that shit is just horrifying.

    I could tell you a few stories from my experiences in Iraq twice, but I doubt you want to become suicidal. It's so very depressing and frustrating. Especially moreso if you grew up idolizing the military.

    :(

    How long were you there both times?

    1st
    3months trainup 12 months over the first time. So 15months of actual service.

    13months break and then..........

    2nd time
    3months trainup, 9 months over. Luckily this one was a year, but when you look at other service tours, like the Marine Corps, Navy or Air Force, all with their 4-7 month tours, and coming off of 15 or 12months, it's depressing.

    Not only that, but because of the extended duration there, you grow complacent, you stop caring about the health and wellbeing of humans in general, you are prone to depression and anger, and you feel isolated because your friends and family are back home, 8 hours in the past. The added stress and frustration with big-military fuels your growing hatred and rage, and in my case, I became a monster.

    My buddy later told me that the scariest moments in Iraq was when he was with me, and on the days where I had completely lost my patience and care, I was pointing my pistol at women and children and men, for simply just refusing to listen to my orders. He said he was afraid I'd shoot someone and he'd have to take my back and shoot someone as well to save me.

    Edit: I will add however that I did not shoot a woman or child, and being in a combat arms unit, I rarely saw women (the first time) around my area. Besides my growing hatred for women in the military (Double standards in the way that men bend over backwards to accomadate women and appeal to make it hospitable for them).

    2nd time however, I just stayed in my area and tried to stay sane as I counted down the days till we could leave.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wow. Are you better now?

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