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There's no way he's straight, he's in De[chat] Mode!

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I was a professional smash brothers player.

    Insofar as I made money. I never got incredibly high up, though.

    Don't laugh.

    Man, if you can turn some cash doing something you enjoy that's awesome, not something to laugh at.

    That's true. I would just basically go to local tournies and make my money off scrubs. I would feel bad, but I would teach them afterwards if they wanted to learn so it wasn't a complete waste. And it wasn't a lot of money, either.

    Whenever I'd go to the giant regional tournies I would get my ass kicked, but I made a lot of friends and don't regret anything. It was fun times.

    Ah, college, the days when I had free time. *sighs*

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gah, why are my friends a bunch of pussies/cheap asses that won't play paint ball.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It's rainy and I don't want to go do anything

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mew mew mew.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    What if they're enjoyment is derived from being a clown?

    Clown would probably be a really fun job. Like, circus clown. All popping out of cars and shit.
    Dammit, I can't find that Reno 911 clown car clip anywhere on the internet.

    Suffice it to say it was morbidly hilarious.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    pew pew pew.

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    pew pew pew.

    That's not how it goes! Noooooooo!

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ahahahaha.

    Yes Mike.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mike.

    I used to hustle people in Halo, by acting like a scrub, then going for doubling the bets.

    I easily made a couple of hundred in a day going to different LANs doing that.

    Also my reputation proceeded me in 2d fighters, so I couldn't do anything there. :/

    Only 2d fighter I was never good at was MvC 2, because I thought it was horribly broken and rarely played.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mike.

    I used to hustle people in Halo, by acting like a scrub, then going for doubling the bets.

    I easily made a couple of hundred in a day going to different LANs doing that.

    Also my reputation proceeded me in 2d fighters, so I couldn't do anything there. :/

    Only 2d fighter I was never good at was MvC 2, because I thought it was horribly broken and rarely played.

    This kid charlie would do that. He's phenomenal but would act like a scrub and money-match kids, doubling them and tripling them up.

    I never did that; I think it's dishonest.

    I would clean them out in the tourney, though. 300 bucks or whatever, and I could feel good about myself. :P

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    pew pew pew.

    That's not how it goes! Noooooooo!

    But that's what you said! Look, it says so right up there!

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Mike.

    I used to hustle people in Halo, by acting like a scrub, then going for doubling the bets.

    I easily made a couple of hundred in a day going to different LANs doing that.

    Also my reputation proceeded me in 2d fighters, so I couldn't do anything there. :/

    Only 2d fighter I was never good at was MvC 2, because I thought it was horribly broken and rarely played.

    This kid charlie would do that. He's phenomenal but would act like a scrub and money-match kids, doubling them and tripling them up.

    I never did that; I think it's dishonest.

    I would clean them out in the tourney, though. 300 bucks or whatever, and I could feel good about myself. :P
    To be fair, most of the kids I played doing that were complete and total cocks.

    I never did that in any other game. Only Halo.

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    pew pew pew.

    That's not how it goes! Noooooooo!

    But that's what you said! Look, it says so right up there!

    How could you possibly take his side? I'm ashamed.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hey

    fuck you

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You would nexus, you lonely bastard.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    a moist hole is all nexus needs

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey, guys,

    where is the love?

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    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Mike.

    I used to hustle people in Halo, by acting like a scrub, then going for doubling the bets.

    I easily made a couple of hundred in a day going to different LANs doing that.

    Also my reputation proceeded me in 2d fighters, so I couldn't do anything there. :/

    Only 2d fighter I was never good at was MvC 2, because I thought it was horribly broken and rarely played.

    This kid charlie would do that. He's phenomenal but would act like a scrub and money-match kids, doubling them and tripling them up.

    I never did that; I think it's dishonest.

    I would clean them out in the tourney, though. 300 bucks or whatever, and I could feel good about myself. :P
    To be fair, most of the kids I played doing that were complete and total cocks.

    I never did that in any other game. Only Halo.

    I did that once, if we're being brutally honest. I still felt kind of bad, but not really.

    There was a supreme and total cockbag at this tourney. I was just dicking around and he watched me play against a level 1 CPU, on whom I was practicing just simple combos.

    He wanted to moneymatch me, and I said I didn't do that. There was no one else I knew at the tourney, and if I didn't recognize anyone, that pretty much meant I was the best there, because I knew all of the decent and great NJ players. So I refused.

    He then called me a pussy and said I was scared.

    Really juvenile stuff that shouldn't have angered me, but it did.

    I then said, "Okay, we'll play a match for 10 bucks."

    We played and I picked fox and proceeded to flail around like an idiot, hamming up getting all flustered but pretending not to know what I was doing. He destroyed me and I turned to him and said "Give me one more shot. 10 more bucks."

    I then picked fox again and obliterated him, only taking 10% damage. He gave me the money and I told him to think before calling people pussies and to act a little nicer. But I still felt bad.

    In fact, that one moment of weakness was when I resolved not to take advantage of people like that. A lot of players were very arrogant because they had never been to tourneys and didn't know what actual competition was like, so they were eager to moneymatch people because they thought they were good. I don't consider it ethical to hustle.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Morning!
    DynaGusriverswap.jpg

    :^:

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Morning!
    DynaGusriverswap.jpg

    :^:

    Dynagrip, master of photoshop

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Youtube comments for a video of a guy who thinks the LHC will open up a gateway for Satan to destroy the earth.


    cybernetics (3 months ago):
    You are fucking nuts.

    netaps007 (3 months ago):
    Mr.cybernetics,do u have a better explanation?It's easy to write someone off,Can u challenge this and without being offensive?Show us your strength sir.I don't know Gorrilla199 personally,I never met him however he is right on the money mate.If u thinks he is nuts,ask yourself where is this Collider Particle taking humanity to?What practical application does it hold for us.answer;nothing for us humans.Technology comes from satan(knowledge,science),ring a bell??We don't need this stuff.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I never feel bad hustling people.

    Don't play a video game for money, asshole.

    ffxiii_demo.jpg

    What the fuck is that nonsense?

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I never feel bad hustling people.

    Don't play a video game for money, asshole.

    ffxiii_demo.jpg

    What the fuck is that nonsense?

    Is that the new FF? What is that?

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It is.

    What the fuck is she holding in her hand.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You tube video comments are the place to be for intelligent discourse

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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    a Swiss Army sword.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Knife gun.

    Duh.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It is.

    What the fuck is she holding in her hand.
    I think it's a gun transforming into a sword, i.e. the best thing in the world.

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    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I should eat today huh

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Her sword has opened up to make a gun.

    I don't know, I think it's cool.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    It is.

    What the fuck is she holding in her hand.
    I think it's a gun transforming into a sword, i.e. the best thing in the world.

    WRONG

    GUNCHUCKS ARE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

    gunchuck.png

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    It is.

    What the fuck is she holding in her hand.
    I think it's a gun transforming into a sword, i.e. the stupidest thing in the world.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Doesn't ever FF have a gun sword of some type?

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    It is.

    What the fuck is she holding in her hand.
    I think it's a gun transforming into a sword, i.e. the stupidest thing in the world.

    Have you ever tried to use a gun and a sword at the same time? It's incredibly inconvenient.

    Get back to me when you have, and you'll apologize because a gun sword is a blessing.

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Doesn't ever FF have a gun sword of some type?

    Gun swords are pretty common occurrences in final fantasy.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    I love that TWEWY's pins gain PP while not being played.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    I love that TWEWY's pins gain PP while not being played.

    TWEWYYYY

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Daedalus wrote: »
    Why not, I dunno, just not read them?

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Doesn't ever FF have a gun sword of some type?

    Gun swords are pretty common occurrences in final fantasy.

    Who other than Squall had them?

    I'm drawing a blank.

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