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The "Lose Your Faith in Humanity" Thread (Now With Inspring Words by Pony!)

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    protostorm wrote: »
    You don't have a game! The sound of footsteps and jingling keys approaches from the west.

    >

    Cast lvl 4 Bongrip!
    You cannot cast Bongrips! The sound draws closer, you feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up

    >

    wield clockradio

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    protostorm wrote: »
    You don't have a game! The sound of footsteps and jingling keys approaches from the west.

    >

    Cast lvl 4 Bongrip!
    You cannot cast Bongrips! The sound draws closer, you feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up

    >
    book it
    You book it east! The sound fades away, and the stone beneath your feet gives way to grass, then asphalt. You see a gleaming purple light to the west, and an orange one to the north.

    >
    shit dogg go for dat purple

    Sars_Boy on
  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    protostorm wrote: »
    You don't have a game! The sound of footsteps and jingling keys approaches from the west.

    >

    Cast lvl 4 Bongrip!
    You cannot cast Bongrips! The sound draws closer, you feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up

    >
    book it
    You book it east! The sound fades away, and the stone beneath your feet gives way to grass, then asphalt. You see a gleaming purple light to the west, and an orange one to the north.

    >

    Venture West

    Meta T. Dust on
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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I got drunk off like half a glass of Red Champagne.

    Also I just don't like it, makes me feel all jumpy.

    Jarofmoldymayo on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Have you ever had a cold beer while taking a hot shower
    It's pretty great

    Me Too! on
  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Have you ever had a cold beer while taking a hot shower
    It's pretty great


    ...like...in a sippy cup? o_O

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    protostorm wrote: »
    You don't have a game! The sound of footsteps and jingling keys approaches from the west.

    >

    Cast lvl 4 Bongrip!
    You cannot cast Bongrips! The sound draws closer, you feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up

    >
    book it
    You book it east! The sound fades away, and the stone beneath your feet gives way to grass, then asphalt. You see a gleaming purple light to the west, and an orange one to the north.

    >

    >dir/w

    ChicoBlue on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Have you ever had a cold beer while taking a hot shower
    It's pretty great
    wiggin drinks alone in the shower

    what a suprise

    Sars_Boy on
  • weather man bobweather man bob El Heffer Assholeville USARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Have you ever had a cold beer while taking a hot shower
    It's pretty great

    Cold beer is good anywhere, especially when it has been left in the freezer too long, and it then turns into a beer slushie.

    weather man bob on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    A picture's worth a thousand words

    Alright but only Keith can look or the ladies
    n1561170063_18959_7923.jpg
    I'm the guy

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    protostorm wrote: »
    You don't have a game! The sound of footsteps and jingling keys approaches from the west.

    >

    Cast lvl 4 Bongrip!
    You cannot cast Bongrips! The sound draws closer, you feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up

    >
    book it
    You book it east! The sound fades away, and the stone beneath your feet gives way to grass, then asphalt. You see a gleaming purple light to the west, and an orange one to the north.

    >

    HUSTLE

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Have you ever had a cold beer while taking a hot shower
    It's pretty great


    ...like...in a sippy cup? o_O

    Like you open a bottle
    And you set it on the edge of the tub
    And you drink while in the shower
    It's great

    Me Too! on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Have you ever had a cold beer while taking a hot shower
    It's pretty great

    yes, we haven't forgotten wiggin, you are alone in a house with beer and no one to drink it with

    no, this does not make you cool yet, and continuing to casually "drop" facts about beer is not going to somehow remedy that

    Shankusu on
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    one of the upsides of the new drug they put me on is it isn't actually metabolized by the liver at all

    so, as a result, it doesn't interact with alcohol and i can drink if i want

    it's pretty nice

    I've heard about pills you can't have with alcohol, but I've never heard of what side affects kick in if you drink anyway.

    Usually it can just mean you get drunk faster, and most people are too dumb to be like WELL THEN MAYBE I SHOULD DRINK LESS so they continue to drink a lot without testing their bodies first.

    I can drink fine on my SSRI, but not everyone can.

    I am slightly worried about this as I will be starting an SSRI up again in a month or so. Well not so much worried as I am not sure what will happen and how it will affect my drinking.

    Artreus on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    also, the new drugs are definitely having an effect on me, which is great.

    my pain is reduced massively. still there, a little, but it's more of a dull ache and i can ignore it for the most part. i don't need to take anything else to manage it, and that's great, and as my dosage goes up over the next two weeks, i should be doing even better and hopefully the pain going away entirely.

    it also may be affecting my mood and temperment. this one is a tough call, because i'm feeling fantastic right now. a lot of my stress is disappearing. i'm getting my life back on track, and i am going back to work tomorrow for the first time in two months and i am very excited about it.

    so, is my general positive mood and mellow disposition the drugs, or is it just external factors in my life, or both?

    either way

    life is good!

    Pony on
  • weather man bobweather man bob El Heffer Assholeville USARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Have you ever had a cold beer while taking a hot shower
    It's pretty great


    ...like...in a sippy cup? o_O

    Like you open a bottle
    And you set it on the edge of the tub
    And you drink while in the shower
    It's great

    Doesn't everyone drink in the shower?

    weather man bob on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Have you ever had a cold beer while taking a hot shower
    It's pretty great

    yes, we haven't forgotten wiggin, you are alone in a house with beer and no one to drink it with

    no, this does not make you cool yet, and continuing to casually "drop" facts about beer is not going to somehow remedy that

    I'm not alone anymore
    Having someone here just means I can't drink constantly

    Me Too! on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Have you ever had a cold beer while taking a hot shower
    It's pretty great
    wiggin drinks alone in the shower

    what a suprise
    He's pushing into a brave new frontier of functionally retarded alcoholics.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I read an article about a year ago when there was a lot of unrest in an African city, about how a four-year-old girl had been taken by a gang of men and raped until her cervix was shattered and then left on the street.

    I have never felt so bad from reading a news story.

    Umaro on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    A picture's worth a thousand words

    Alright but only Keith can look or the ladies
    n1561170063_18959_7923.jpg
    I'm the guy

    Step 1.

    Have a fucking shave.

    Blake T on
  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    protostorm wrote: »
    You don't have a game! The sound of footsteps and jingling keys approaches from the west.

    >

    Cast lvl 4 Bongrip!
    You cannot cast Bongrips! The sound draws closer, you feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up

    >
    book it
    You book it east! The sound fades away, and the stone beneath your feet gives way to grass, then asphalt. You see a gleaming purple light to the west, and an orange one to the north.

    >
    shit dogg go for dat purple
    You meander west. The purple light becomes more intense, yet seems farther away. You feel your high fading, the nugs are slowly leaving you, a source of weed is definitely needed or you are surely to fall victim to the ravages of being sober.

    >

    Use item: Drank

    Meta T. Dust on
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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    protostorm wrote: »
    You don't have a game! The sound of footsteps and jingling keys approaches from the west.

    >

    Cast lvl 4 Bongrip!
    You cannot cast Bongrips! The sound draws closer, you feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up

    >
    book it
    You book it east! The sound fades away, and the stone beneath your feet gives way to grass, then asphalt. You see a gleaming purple light to the west, and an orange one to the north.

    >
    shit dogg go for dat purple
    You meander west. The purple light becomes more intense, yet seems farther away. You feel your high fading, the nugs are slowly leaving you, a source of weed is definitely needed or you are surely to fall victim to the ravages of being sober.

    >
    abandon the purple for now

    set a course for weed

    Sars_Boy on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    protostorm wrote: »
    You don't have a game! The sound of footsteps and jingling keys approaches from the west.

    >

    Cast lvl 4 Bongrip!
    You cannot cast Bongrips! The sound draws closer, you feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up

    >
    book it
    You book it east! The sound fades away, and the stone beneath your feet gives way to grass, then asphalt. You see a gleaming purple light to the west, and an orange one to the north.

    >
    shit dogg go for dat purple
    You meander west. The purple light becomes more intense, yet seems farther away. You feel your high fading, the nugs are slowly leaving you, a source of weed is definitely needed or you are surely to fall victim to the ravages of being sober.

    >

    use HUSTLE

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    I read an article about a year ago when there was a lot of unrest in an African city, about how a four-year-old girl had been taken by a gang of men and raped until her cervix was shattered and then left on the street.

    I have never felt so bad from reading a news story.
    Yeah. There's a lot of bad things in Africa.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Have you ever had a cold beer while taking a hot shower
    It's pretty great

    yes, we haven't forgotten wiggin, you are alone in a house with beer and no one to drink it with

    no, this does not make you cool yet, and continuing to casually "drop" facts about beer is not going to somehow remedy that

    I'm not alone anymore
    Having someone here just means I can't drink constantly

    well

    alright

    Shankusu on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    I read an article about a year ago when there was a lot of unrest in an African city, about how a four-year-old girl had been taken by a gang of men and raped until her cervix was shattered and then left on the street.

    I have never felt so bad from reading a news story.

    sometimes, especially when i get depressed, i wonder what it feels like to experience this.

    not what the girl went through, what you did.

    then i think to myself "it probably sucks ass" and i don't miss it and i feel a little better about my situation

    Pony on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Blaket you are not Keith

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    monkeyfeet

    a beard is not a substitute for a jawline

    no matter how you trim it

    Pony on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bloatee

    thorpe on
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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank

    Sars_Boy on
  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >

    Check the time

    Meta T. Dust on
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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >

    Shit dog call your cousin Ramon, don't he live out here

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    hey keith

    honey

    give me further ideas on how to dress myself

    Shankusu on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >

    TEXT THAT HO

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    this thread somehow became worse than it originally was

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    A picture's worth a thousand words

    Alright but only Keith can look or the ladies
    n1561170063_18959_7923.jpg
    I'm the guy

    Step 1.

    Have a fucking shave.

    Step 2.

    Jacket that doesn't reach down to your knees.

    Umaro on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Blaket you are not Keith

    I don't give a fuck.

    Shave that shit off.

    Also, a white suit makes you look like Colonel Fucking Sanders, so unless you want to sell me some goddam chicken the next time you think it's a good idea to wear a white fucking suit go stick your head in the deep fryer.

    I think I have given you two important pieces of fashion advice there.

    Blake T on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Blake can I interest you in some delicious fried poultry?

    Me Too! on
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