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Dr. Horrible's Sing Along [PHALLA] (Moist Victory)

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !weatheredclown over Edcrab, then.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    But now it's 4 to 3, which leaves it open to shenanigans.

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    No no, cj voted for kuhlmeye before. So it's 5 to 3, with you (Thetheroo) and Maximus tied at 1.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh, when he said "over edcrab" I thought that was a retraction.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ten minutes to close, by the way.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    To save edcrab, that is.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So what is Edcrab?

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    'a mayor.' Or so he says.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    'a mayor.' Or so he says.

    A mayor? What about, THE MAYOR.

    Who has more than one mayor in a city? Death for him.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    and he didn't want to get rid of the supervillains?

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah. It was rather suspicious.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Closed and stuff.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Who is it curtains for?

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Who is it curtains for?

    Funny you should ask, Thetheroo.

    Why is it funny?

    Because it's curtains for YOU!

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh shit.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I feel bad for Thetheroo sometimes, but when we don't kill him he ends up screwing everything up.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man, you just had to do this the same day I died in the other Phalla.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    :whistle:Because it's not enough to bash in heads!
    You've!
    Got!
    To!
    Bash!
    In!
    Miiiiinds!:whistle:

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also, oh, wow.

    Narration up in ~5.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    M'just getting the few songs I need for narration, but it's ready.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh wonderful, I wonder which song you're going to choose for my death?

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Oh wonderful, I wonder which song you're going to choose for my death?

    Which was the one with Captain Hammer punching Dr. Horrible repeatedly in flashbacks? That one would fit well, I think.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU1i1gNaYqg

    This appeared as a moral dilemma, 'cause at first it was weird,
    Though I swore to eliminate the worst of the plague that devoured humanity it’s true I was vague on the ‘how’
    so how can it be that you have shown me the light?

    It’s a brand new day, and the sun is high,
    All the birds are singing, that you’re gonna die,
    How I hesitated, now I wonder why, it’s a brand new day...

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    "A death ray? Looks like Dr. Horrible's moving up. Let's see if this one works any better than your others."

    An inexplicably soggy Captain Hammer aimed Dr. Horrible's invention at the inventor himself.

    Hastily crawling away on the floor from Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible shook his head. A few feet away Johnny Snow's body lay; for with the good in Dr. Horrible gone, he had no reason to hold back anymore. "No, don't..."

    "I don't have time for your warnings. You give my regards to Saint Peter... or whoever has his job, but in Hell." Captain Hammer scoffed, pulling the trigger...the gun exploding a few seconds later, sharp metal pieces flying every which way and knocking him back about twenty feet.

    "Awww! Ahh! I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like!"

    Working up to his feet, Dr. Horrible watched, satisfied...until he realized who else was hit. Penny lay against the wall, bleeding heavily, and Dr. Horrible could only watch in shock.

    "Oh, no no no no..."

    "It's okay...it's okay...Captain Hammer will save us..."

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    Here lies everything, the world I wanted at my feet,
    My victory’s complete, so hail to the king...

    Arise and sing, so your world’s benign,
    So you think justice has a voice and we all have a choice,
    Well now your world is mine...

    And I am fi-

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    Captain Hammer cut Dr. Horrible's song short by swinging a fist into his face. Moist and the Pink Pummeler, seeing Dr. Horrible fall, decided to escape for the moment, to continue on in his name.

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    Across town, Bad Horse had an unfortunate trip to the glue factory.

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    eecc (Penny) - hit by shrapenel
    cj iwakura (Johnny Snow) - hit by a death ray
    Thetheroo (Dr. Horrible) - nose broken by Captain Hammer
    Edcrab (Bad Horse) - turned into glue

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fuck all y'all.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    wow Rainfall you kick ass as a good guy.

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oOooOOoOOOooOooOOooOOOOoooooOOO

    There's no happy ending, so they say...
    Not for me anyway...

    ooOooOOooOOOooOOOooooooooOOooOoo

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yea Rainfall! I can't believe you can actually do well as a good guy!

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do

    Good job, townspeople! My girlfriend may have died, but I'm still here!

    ...now why am I so damp?

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    3. Rainfall(Captain Hammer)
    4. TheLawinator
    6. Egos
    9. Maximus
    11. weatheredclown
    12. DasUberEdward
    13. kuhlmeye

    Everyone, I need your roles please? Let's finish this tonight, or as soon as possible.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    publically? or just pm you?

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    PMs, preferably. Good specials should NOT out themselves in the thread. I only did it because I'm just that good. I've already been contacted by the seer, who proved himself accurate by spotting Roo for me.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The opportunity was lost, to spread just a little more frost.

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    TODAY'S TOP STORY:
    Evil takes a punch in the nose! Hero Captain Hammer defeated Dr. Horrible today in an explosive confrontation. Additional his girlfriend died tragically, as well as some other guy dying too. In other news, Bad Horse, The Thoroughbred of Sin! was defeated once and for all as all good-minded citizens breath a collective sigh of relief.

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So how many mafia are left, Moist and maybe Fake Thomas Jefferson?

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Moist and Pink Pummeler, according to the narration. Two minimum. More than four mafia in a 13 person game could be ridiculous, so we should be able to end the game tonight if we're careful. I'll be going over the game sometime tomorrow afternoon, feel free to vote on your own hunches today.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    OoOoOoOoOoOoO

    If you weren't also dead cj I would be most vexed you ice-beaming git

    oOoOoOoOoOoOo

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Captain Hammer ponders the fate of the city, while a nervous city looks on in tense anticipation.

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'll gladly change this if someone has a better idea !DUE

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ok, we have 7 people left... so who could be alive?

    Capt. Hammer
    2 fans
    Moist and the Pink Pummeler

    2 others, I'm starting to think they could be other evil league of evil members. I doubt it was planned that the phalla could end in 3 days. They might not have a kill though, or it could be unlocked if they meet a wind condition or something.

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Good day fair city.
    For those of you following along at home. Here is today's roster:

    1. Wildcat (Creepy Female Fan) - hit with a freeze ray, pummeled, and made damp
    2. Thetheroo (Dr. Horrible) - nose broken by Captain Hammer
    3. Rainfall
    4. TheLawinator
    5. Edcrab (Bad Horse) - turned into glue
    6. Egos
    7. cj iwakura (Johnny Snow) - hit by a death ray
    8. thorgot (Billy) - voted out
    9. Maximus
    10. eecc (Penny) - hit by shrapenel
    11. weatheredclown
    12. DasUberEdward
    13. kuhlmeye

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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