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Zimmy's first [chat]!

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    butter chicken curry

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    butter chicken curry
    so delicious

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    PS1 Guncon. I don't need a PS2 Guncon, since all the best light gun games are for PS1(Elemental Gearbolt, Time Crisis).

    I did get one briefly for Vampire Night, but I got bored of it.

    Vampire Night and that ninja one were pretty terrible. I really want to get the PS3 Time Crisis whenever I get my PS3 back.

    I loved Vampire Night in the arcades. On PS2, not so much.

    And Time Crisis 4 isn't that good. Still full of cheap life-draining deaths.

    TC1 is the only one where time actually matters.

    I only keep playing the games to kill Wild Dog.

    Again and again and again.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    butter chicken curry

    Shit, the guy sitting next to me just transformed into Black Adam.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.

    Also I never get a [chat] god damn it.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    PS1 Guncon. I don't need a PS2 Guncon, since all the best light gun games are for PS1(Elemental Gearbolt, Time Crisis).

    I did get one briefly for Vampire Night, but I got bored of it.

    Vampire Night and that ninja one were pretty terrible. I really want to get the PS3 Time Crisis whenever I get my PS3 back.

    I loved Vampire Night in the arcades. On PS2, not so much.

    And Time Crisis 4 isn't that good. Still full of cheap life-draining deaths.

    TC1 is the only one where time actually matters.

    I only keep playing the games to kill Wild Dog.

    Again and again and again.

    I owned two guncons. Vampire Night and Time Crisis.

    Someone took all of that shit and I don't know who.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    BTW the set I'm considering grabbing tonight is this. [WARNING: FUGGIN' BIG]

    That bottom one. It looks, um, potentially "erotic".

    Gim on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.

    Also I never get a [chat] god damn it.

    I didn't even want it. You should have told me I would have given it to you. But because you didn't I'm just going to assume that you're lazy and shiftless and don't really know what you want and apply that stereotype to everybody else who looks like you.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    PS1 Guncon. I don't need a PS2 Guncon, since all the best light gun games are for PS1(Elemental Gearbolt, Time Crisis).

    I did get one briefly for Vampire Night, but I got bored of it.

    Vampire Night and that ninja one were pretty terrible. I really want to get the PS3 Time Crisis whenever I get my PS3 back.

    I loved Vampire Night in the arcades. On PS2, not so much.

    And Time Crisis 4 isn't that good. Still full of cheap life-draining deaths.

    TC1 is the only one where time actually matters.

    I only keep playing the games to kill Wild Dog.

    Again and again and again.

    I want it mostly because the FPS aspect sounded kind of cool, and was the sort of direction I wanted light gun games to go.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    bob knows how it is

    why people be hating on foreigners when they have the secrets to delicious foods

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    Speaker on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    dang man

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    :(

    Well, here's to operant conditioning.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

    I'm pretty sure Mugabe hasn't rounded up all the white people and put them in cages just yet.

    Speaker on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

    I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.

    Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

    I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.

    Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.

    Some of the crazy-biggest eyes I've ever seen were on girls I knew in Japan. American girls get big boobs, Japanese girls get big eyes.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

    She's the only medal they've gotten so far, so I'm guessing they won't disown her just yet.

    Gim on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    This is why I love my adorable little scared-of-everything snuggle terrier.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

    I'm pretty sure Mugabe hasn't rounded up all the white people and put them in cages just yet.
    She sounds like she's from Connecticut.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

    I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.

    Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.
    I can't quantify it statistically or anything but my photos where I am opening my eyes wider test feminine far better than the ones where I am not. The litmus test I use may be limited, but in this case it's also consensus and consistent. vOv

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

    I'm pretty sure Mugabe hasn't rounded up all the white people and put them in cages just yet.
    She sounds like she's from Connecticut.

    Probably is.

    Connecticut is a barbarous province, governed by African thugs at the behest of their wizened governor, who is actually a robot.

    Speaker on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The bronze medalist in saber was pretty cute.

    Alecthar on
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

    I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.

    Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.

    Some of the crazy-biggest eyes I've ever seen were on girls I knew in Japan. American girls get big boobs, Japanese girls get big eyes.

    My ex has both, and she's not Asian at all. It's the strangest thing.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    God I hate connecticut it should diaf

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Man, this WWF commercial about polar bears almost makes me cry. The cubs are so adorable, even if they do grow up and would kill and eat me if I tried to cuddle with them.

    I pictured a very different kind of WWF and an entirely different kind of bear when I read this and I was greatly confused and D:
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    Hehehe. Andrew Jay.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well, you could always try to raise a polar bear cub and domesticate it, but I think you'd run out of freezer room before long.

    cj iwakura on
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    Quid on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

    Elki on
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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    Did you wreck that shit when she got in?

    I bet you wrecked that shit.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Now rad's trying to grab the laptop away from me to spread her white hate.

    Quid on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    I go try to the NRO's blog to see what they're saying about Georgia and it's all Edward! Edward! Edward!

    So lame.

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

    Whenever I hear that someone has a pitbull, that's the first question I ask. Only I replace "bite you" with "rip your throat out".

    Alecthar on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    Did you wreck that shit when she got in?

    I bet you wrecked that shit.
    She was like "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"

    And I was all "Hells yeah bizatch."

    This was after we went to Ikea though. That place is wonderful.

    Quid on
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

    Not really. Sometimes she would kind of nip me, but I think mostly she was just trying to get the stick out of her mouth or dodge the pliers.

    Speaker on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

    Whenever I hear that someone has a pitbull, that's the first question I ask. Only I replace "bite you" with "rip your throat out".
    Pitbulls are wonderful dogs. Shoosh.

    Quid on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    I will wear a garter and take her place at the wedding.

    Gim on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh holy crap I just remembered that I had a dream that involved petting a pit bull or some other type of dog. It was really nice. I like animals.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    Did you wreck that shit when she got in?

    I bet you wrecked that shit.
    She was like "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"

    And I was all "Hells yeah bizatch."

    This was after we went to Ikea though. That place is wonderful.

    I'll take a shot of tequila to honor your porno prowess. And also to the hope that she'll be able to walk again.

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