Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I didn't even want it. You should have told me I would have given it to you. But because you didn't I'm just going to assume that you're lazy and shiftless and don't really know what you want and apply that stereotype to everybody else who looks like you.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P
Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P
I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.
Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.
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Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P
I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.
Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.
Some of the crazy-biggest eyes I've ever seen were on girls I knew in Japan. American girls get big boobs, Japanese girls get big eyes.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P
I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.
Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.
I can't quantify it statistically or anything but my photos where I am opening my eyes wider test feminine far better than the ones where I am not. The litmus test I use may be limited, but in this case it's also consensus and consistent. vOv
Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P
I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.
Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.
Some of the crazy-biggest eyes I've ever seen were on girls I knew in Japan. American girls get big boobs, Japanese girls get big eyes.
My ex has both, and she's not Asian at all. It's the strangest thing.
Man, this WWF commercial about polar bears almost makes me cry. The cubs are so adorable, even if they do grow up and would kill and eat me if I tried to cuddle with them.
I pictured a very different kind of WWF and an entirely different kind of bear when I read this and I was greatly confused and
Hehehe. Andrew Jay.
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Well, you could always try to raise a polar bear cub and domesticate it, but I think you'd run out of freezer room before long.
So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."
I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.
So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."
I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.
So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."
I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.
Did you wreck that shit when she got in?
I bet you wrecked that shit.
She was like "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"
And I was all "Hells yeah bizatch."
This was after we went to Ikea though. That place is wonderful.
So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."
I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.
I will wear a garter and take her place at the wedding.
So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."
I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.
Did you wreck that shit when she got in?
I bet you wrecked that shit.
She was like "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"
And I was all "Hells yeah bizatch."
This was after we went to Ikea though. That place is wonderful.
I'll take a shot of tequila to honor your porno prowess. And also to the hope that she'll be able to walk again.
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I loved Vampire Night in the arcades. On PS2, not so much.
And Time Crisis 4 isn't that good. Still full of cheap life-draining deaths.
TC1 is the only one where time actually matters.
I only keep playing the games to kill Wild Dog.
Again and again and again.
Shit, the guy sitting next to me just transformed into Black Adam.
Also I never get a [chat] god damn it.
I owned two guncons. Vampire Night and Time Crisis.
Someone took all of that shit and I don't know who.
That bottom one. It looks, um, potentially "erotic".
I didn't even want it. You should have told me I would have given it to you. But because you didn't I'm just going to assume that you're lazy and shiftless and don't really know what you want and apply that stereotype to everybody else who looks like you.
I want it mostly because the FPS aspect sounded kind of cool, and was the sort of direction I wanted light gun games to go.
why people be hating on foreigners when they have the secrets to delicious foods
Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.
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Well, here's to operant conditioning.
I'm pretty sure Mugabe hasn't rounded up all the white people and put them in cages just yet.
I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.
Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.
Some of the crazy-biggest eyes I've ever seen were on girls I knew in Japan. American girls get big boobs, Japanese girls get big eyes.
She's the only medal they've gotten so far, so I'm guessing they won't disown her just yet.
This is why I love my adorable little scared-of-everything snuggle terrier.
Probably is.
Connecticut is a barbarous province, governed by African thugs at the behest of their wizened governor, who is actually a robot.
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My ex has both, and she's not Asian at all. It's the strangest thing.
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Hehehe. Andrew Jay.
I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.
ouch
Did it try to bite you?
Did you wreck that shit when she got in?
I bet you wrecked that shit.
So lame.
Whenever I hear that someone has a pitbull, that's the first question I ask. Only I replace "bite you" with "rip your throat out".
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And I was all "Hells yeah bizatch."
This was after we went to Ikea though. That place is wonderful.
Not really. Sometimes she would kind of nip me, but I think mostly she was just trying to get the stick out of her mouth or dodge the pliers.
I will wear a garter and take her place at the wedding.
I'll take a shot of tequila to honor your porno prowess. And also to the hope that she'll be able to walk again.