I don't really care about fat people if they're happy being fat. Good for them. If they're unhappy being fat but are too lazy to do anything about it, fuck em. I do look at some fat people and honestly wonder how they let it get that far.
I shaved it after the party. It was messing with my barbecue eating. The next party I'm doing a really thick cop/military mustache and I'm wearing a greco-roman wrestling outfit, complete with helmet and I'm shaving all of the hair off my body.
Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.
I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"
that story sort of tails off towards the end
It must be difficult not being able to infract people in the real world. Like not having an undo button when you've been working in photoshop for 12 hours straight and you spill your coffee.
About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"
I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.
I hope you're not serious.
But genetics, you see.
Yeah but even those people seem to forget that they are hoisting 450 pounds of flesh and take up as much sidewalk space as a group of asians on tour in NYC are thus are assholes and so fuck them too.
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I gotta lose my gut, it's getting shabby
startin to sport some moob starters, too, that ain't good
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First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.
I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"
that story sort of tails off towards the end
It must be difficult not being able to infract people in the real world. Like not having an undo button when you've been working in photoshop for 12 hours straight and you spill your coffee.
I was actually slightly more specific in that I said "look, fuck off alright? no one cares about whatever stupid wrong opinion you've formulated in your breaks from taunting children with disgusting fish products" but it doesn't really work unless you can see how much the guy looked like captain birdseye and unless you know who that is.
About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"
That's where you're wrong. If Gillian McKeith has taught me anything, it's to hate my fellow Scots.
Also, terrible fatty diets also cause chronic constipation.
I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.
I hope you're not serious.
But genetics, you see.
Genetics gave me terrible joint problems, a horribly bad back, a receding hairline and a digestive track that can handle little more than a potatoe. Do I just sit around on the couch eating whatever the fuck I want and going bald? No, I fucking do yoga for my joints, do back strengthening exercises, use Nioxin on my hair and watch my diet. I'm not saying everyone should be a stick, but saying that genetics makes someone predisposed to be morbidly obese no matter what they do about it is retarded.
About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"
That's where you're wrong. If Gillian McKeith has taught me anything, it's to hate my fellow Scots.
Also, terrible fatty diets also cause chronic constipation.
Her ass looked like a truck
I don't mean that metaphorically, I think I saw a tailgate
It probably took a whole roll to wipe in one sitting
Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.
I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"
that story sort of tails off towards the end
It must be difficult not being able to infract people in the real world. Like not having an undo button when you've been working in photoshop for 12 hours straight and you spill your coffee.
I was actually slightly more specific in that I said "look, fuck off alright? no one cares about whatever stupid wrong opinion you've formulated in your breaks from taunting children with disgusting fish products" but it doesn't really work unless you can see how much the guy looked like captain birdseye and unless you know who that is.
Haha! That works because I do know who captain birdseye is and you've made the insinuation that your heckler's appearance is similar.
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butt genetics do not explain the size of one's ass
I was like
It must be difficult not being able to infract people in the real world. Like not having an undo button when you've been working in photoshop for 12 hours straight and you spill your coffee.
Most successful groups start with "NA" so this could go far.
i am. i want to be an untrained astronaut advocate.
but if your ass can't fit in a goddamn movie theater seat, i think it might be easier on everyone to just take you out back, old yeller style
The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"
Yeah but even those people seem to forget that they are hoisting 450 pounds of flesh and take up as much sidewalk space as a group of asians on tour in NYC are thus are assholes and so fuck them too.
startin to sport some moob starters, too, that ain't good
I was actually slightly more specific in that I said "look, fuck off alright? no one cares about whatever stupid wrong opinion you've formulated in your breaks from taunting children with disgusting fish products" but it doesn't really work unless you can see how much the guy looked like captain birdseye and unless you know who that is.
That's where you're wrong. If Gillian McKeith has taught me anything, it's to hate my fellow Scots.
Also, terrible fatty diets also cause chronic constipation.
it's the in thing to have a disproportionately sized ass these days.
that's what, two weeks away?
Yeah that's what I meant. Work it out.
unless you have a hippo ass, because that's just awful.
I'm no scientist, let alone a fat scientist, but I'm really unsure how that occurs. POOP GOES INSIDE THE BOWL.
IN
SIDE
Genetics gave me terrible joint problems, a horribly bad back, a receding hairline and a digestive track that can handle little more than a potatoe. Do I just sit around on the couch eating whatever the fuck I want and going bald? No, I fucking do yoga for my joints, do back strengthening exercises, use Nioxin on my hair and watch my diet. I'm not saying everyone should be a stick, but saying that genetics makes someone predisposed to be morbidly obese no matter what they do about it is retarded.
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Her ass looked like a truck
I don't mean that metaphorically, I think I saw a tailgate
It probably took a whole roll to wipe in one sitting
which are indistinguishable from each other
well
Haha! That works because I do know who captain birdseye is and you've made the insinuation that your heckler's appearance is similar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU3N5c2Kxnw
ok so i just wanted to post this