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Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel : The Batman Thread

Mr PinkMr Pink I got catsfor youRegistered User regular
edited August 2009 in Graphic Violence
Hey you guys, it's time for a new Batman thread.

Batman is this guy who is pretty rich and dresses up like a bat and punches people who commit crimes.

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He also fights a bunch of super villains with wacky names like The Joker and Catwoman (she's not really a cat)

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Sometimes his friends help him fight crime too!

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So lets talk about the World's Greatest Detective, The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, etc.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You couldn't get a shot of Pfeiffer instead? :-(

    Forar on
    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Or Julie Newmar (hubba hubba)?

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  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    But Halle berry is such a good catwoman, and so true to the comic character.

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  • The Dark HillbillyThe Dark Hillbilly Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Good lord, you don't watch the last two Batman movies in years and you really do forget how ultra queer they were.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the best catwoman is eartha kitt

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This is such a good Bat-thread

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2008
    adam west is the best version of batman and anyone who disagrees is 110% wrong

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    clearly you have no love for the genius of Clooney

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The best Batman is Zorro.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Did I mention I just watched Zorro, the Gay Blade?

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Afterwards, I hope you didn't use the rear entrance that empties into a dark alley.

    A dark, crimeful alley.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Gay Blade is awesome

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2008
    "listen you need to take us seriously as an artistic medium now unlike that old crappy batman with the POWS and such please buy marvel apes and countdown available now"

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Gay Blade is awesome

    It was amazing.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "listen you need to take us seriously as an artistic medium now unlike that old crappy batman with the POWS and such please buy marvel apes and countdown available now"

    countdown is mature as fuck

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    ORLY?

    Edit: I am interested in reading more about this Brother I and OMAC thing, someone please point me in the right direction?

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    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    The Gay Blade is awesome

    It was amazing.

    George Hamilton is the raddest dude

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ORLY?

    Edit: I am interested in reading more about this Brother I and OMAC thing, someone please point me in the right direction?

    I still don't really get how or why Batman made an army of cyborgs.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I think Brother I made the army, Batman just made Brother I, and it got out of control.

    Just_Bri_Thanks on
    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm surprised Batman wasn't prepared for that.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    From what I understand of what I read in Batman and the Outsiders he regards it has being his problem, and he is working on it. He told the JLA to butt out.

    Just_Bri_Thanks on
    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    From what I understand of what I read in Batman and the Outsiders he regards it has being his problem, and he is working on it. He told the JLA to butt out.

    Is it still a problem? I thought Brother Eye and all the OMACs were destroyed in IC, except for that single one in the OMAC mini. Are there still some other kicking around?

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ORLY?

    Edit: I am interested in reading more about this Brother I and OMAC thing, someone please point me in the right direction?

    There is a book called The OMAC project that is all over that.

    Also Brother I came back in small parts in a few other books. There was an OMAC spin-off, the thing appeared in Countdown and Remac in Batman and the Outsiders.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Evidently Brother I is still a problem, not the OMACs That is why I am looking for more details.

    Just_Bri_Thanks on
    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What is Remac please

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    From what I understand of what I read in Batman and the Outsiders he regards it has being his problem, and he is working on it. He told the JLA to butt out.

    Is it still a problem? I thought Brother Eye and all the OMACs were destroyed in IC, except for that single one in the OMAC mini. Are there still some other kicking around?

    They were in Countdown, but since that's pretty much being ignored, the only one now is the REMAC in Batman & The Outsiders

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    What is Remac please

    The Outsiders found an OMAC and captured it and wiped its memories and shit and now they can control it with remotes and stuff

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Is there still a person inside it?

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    we don't know

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    No.

    Edit: It stands to reason that there is not. Batman and crew wouldn't risk a bystander like that.

    Just_Bri_Thanks on
    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What, is it hollow?

    SalmonOfDoubt on
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    What, is it hollow?

    Don't know what all they did to it, but they did a lot to it.

    Just_Bri_Thanks on
    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
  • frayfray Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    On a different topic, forbidden planet claims Batman 679 "ends with the surprising return of a character you never thought you’d see again!"

    Who would that be then?
    Jezebel Jet? The Joker? 'cause I was pretty sure I would see the Joker again at some point.

    fray on
    "I told you," said Ford. "Eddies in the space-time continuum."
    "And this is his sofa, is it?" said Arthur.
  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I would guess they were talking about "Thomas Wayne"

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I totally forgot Batman and the Outsiders exists. Is it any good?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    it is good until issue 10

    then Dixon leaves

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    I like it, but Dixon was obviously writing it with long term plans (like he does everything else), so not too much happened in his run

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  • frayfray Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lux wrote: »
    I would guess they were talking about "Thomas Wayne"
    I guess, it doesn't end with him showing up though. Plus, to say that we see him "again" implies we've seen him before. But he's never really been a "character" in Batman, he's always been dead.

    Meh. Guess it's not that important.

    fray on
    "I told you," said Ford. "Eddies in the space-time continuum."
    "And this is his sofa, is it?" said Arthur.
  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    fray wrote: »
    On a different topic, forbidden planet claims Batman 679 "ends with the surprising return of a character you never thought you’d see again!"

    I'm guessing it's a callback from WORLD'S FINEST #223 -

    IMAGE SPOILER:
    Bruce Wayne had a younger brother that appeared in one story. He even has a Michael Myers-esque insane asylum origin story.
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    Plus, it fits with Morrison's obsession of grabbing one-of stories/characters from the past.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Why is that SuperBatMan firing lightning from his finger

    That does not fit

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
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