strangely, no. maybe after a while i got desensitized. he used to be in the army and had all these perverse stories from when he was overseas and would go slumming at the brothels. the guy had a pocket vagina that he would throw against the wall and watch slink down, end over end. just like OP said, shit just stops being weird and gets interesting after a while.
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
I'd have a lot of trouble regularly associating with someone who owns a pocket vagina
Recently, Whippy and I hung out with a guy. The guy brought his girlfriend, who had distractingly nice breasts. Later, I spoke with Whippy about them. "They were the rudest." "Dude! I know!" He starts shaking his head, and puts his hands on top, like these rocking tits had changed his perception of reality. "Wow. Wow."
Hahahahaha!
You told me about the breasts bit, but not Whippy's response.
Recently, Whippy and I hung out with a guy. The guy brought his girlfriend, who had distractingly nice breasts. Later, I spoke with Whippy about them. "They were the rudest." "Dude! I know!" He starts shaking his head, and puts his hands on top, like these rocking tits had changed his perception of reality. "Wow. Wow."
Hahahahaha!
You told me about the breasts bit, but not Whippy's response.
JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited August 2008
She was purchasing a boiler hen.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited August 2008
It probably says something about my background that I not only associate a retail situation with live poultry, but consider "wrang" an acceptable past tense form of "wring."
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The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited August 2008
It is.
Except the verb that should have been past tensified was "ring".
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
rung up would have been better huh
whooo typing in vernacular
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nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
Living with Keith is basically him just posting and making fun of me.
Sometimes he posts embarassing pictures of me.
Posts
sounds mighty utopian
awkward
Hahahahaha!
You told me about the breasts bit, but not Whippy's response.
That is pretty aces.
wait
You were the guy?
That makes this story even better
oh shit
i laughed at work
and got some stares
excellent OP, lots of potential sig quotage.
Okay, now I've got tea in my lungs and sinuses. Way to go.
Did Whippy give her a mushroom stamp to say hello?
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Except the verb that should have been past tensified was "ring".
whooo typing in vernacular
Sometimes he posts embarassing pictures of me.
youre moving neville?
are you packing keith and bringing him along with you?
Man I adore whippy
how is your move going/ how did it go
I am glaring at you so hard right now
yep
me, Keith, Anjin
and 4 Digipen chumps
gonna be a craaaaazy house.
2 gays, one a grumpy ginger, the other a fabulous desert chef, shack up with a loudmouth from tennessee
i smell sitcom
enough people that i can hide there unnoticed
you get to be the wacky uncle
you get to be the guy who sleeps in the closet
thereby setting up numerous laugh track inducing "Weaver is in the closet" jokes
sure.
also we need a name for our grand manor.
Suggestions welcome.
Two s's in dessert
shouldnt you be jailed