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How not to survive the coming pandemic

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sorry, I should have specified, a citation that shows younger people die in the late 20th or early 21st century more frequently than the elderly, immunocomprimised, and children.

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sorry, I should have specified, a citation that shows younger people die in the late 20th or early 21st century more frequently than the elderly, immunocomprimised, and children.

    Specific strains. That one could have been a one-off, could have been The Future. :P I'll poke around and see if I can find other examples.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Azio wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Who gets the vaccine? The President? Whoever pays for it? How do you determine rules about that kind of thing?
    In a perfect world, it would go to old people, poor people, sick people, and small children.

    Most of it it will likely be used up by fat, overly entitled upper- and middle-class suburbanites who watch too much CNN and are therefore terrified they might die of the fucking flu.

    I think any healthy, well-fed North American should have very little to be worried about here apart from a week or two of general discomfort.

    Yeah, but there won't be enough vaccine to distribute to those groups. How do you decide who gets it?

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    One poster correctly stated that avian flu, as it currently manifests, lodges deep in the lungs, making it very hard to spread. You're being horribly alarmist and misusing epidemiology. It's virulence is high, but it's infectious capability on a pandemic level is very low. People getting this disease are people literally living with birds, sleeping with birds, et cetera. Now if it mutates and obtains a more severe host pathogenesis, we may have cause for worry. Remember also, that in 1918 we had nothing close to modern medicine. Hell, people really didn't even understand the concept of immunocomprimization or proper asceptic techniques. We were coming out of the dark age of medicine.

    Yo. Read the OP. You get bootfaced for calling it "avian flu." They are fucking all "avian flus." Call it what it actually is. H5N1.

    Edit: and the implication that old people are lower priority is correct: old people are more likely to have immunities to new pandemics. The 1918 Spanish Flu actually showed fewer old people dying from Influenza than the year before.

    Edit again: also, old people are essentially just money sinks. If we're talking about dealing with a pandemic from even a marginally utilitarian standpoint, we should let the old folks die. They aren't worth the investment.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If you fuckers would stop eating meat, a lot fewer of these diseases would be jumping into the human population from livestock and game.

    Just saying.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    If you fuckers would stop eating meat, a lot fewer of these diseases would be jumping into the human population from livestock and game.

    Just saying.

    Seriously.

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  • DukiDuki Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    I read the first few sentences of the thread and darted to my car. I am now posting from the airport, en route to Madagascar.

    Too late. Somebody in New Zealand coughed, so Madagascar has already closed their only seaport.

    IT WAS ME

    But seriously, how much does any strain of flu kill people in the western world anymore? Spanish flu probably wouldn't have been shit with, y'know, antibiotics or whatever.

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Citation needed
    Its not, really, the flu is a nasty bug. That little snippet is even more true for the newer acid-tolerant strains of E. coli, though. If they go pandemic (and they're most likely to in countries with lots of factory farms, which is where they evolve), then the healthy and young will be in big trouble.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm not particularly concerned. I've spent a lot of time around a lot of animals, so my immune system is pretty sturdy.

    People really need to not isolate themselves from commonly-keptt animals, it leaves them vulnerable to the diseases that crop up from them.

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  • EvanEvan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wasn't the world supposed to end via disease AT LEAST 10-15 times in the last 5 years? I think it's about time to put the last nail in this coffin. It's not.

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Duki wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I read the first few sentences of the thread and darted to my car. I am now posting from the airport, en route to Madagascar.

    Too late. Somebody in New Zealand coughed, so Madagascar has already closed their only seaport.

    IT WAS ME

    But seriously, how much does any strain of flu kill people in the western world anymore? Spanish flu probably wouldn't have been shit with, y'know, antibiotics or whatever.

    The flu is a VIRUS. All you're going to do with antibiotics is make it worse by killing off non-pathogenic bacteria in your gut and giving it even more space to run amok.

    All you can really do with the flu, sans immunizations, is treat the symptoms and wait for the body to kill it on its own.

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Not quite the case. I remember reading that most spanish flu deaths were actually due to secondary bacterial infections that snuck in while the immune system was depressed by its efforts to combat the virus. Antibiotics have their place as a support for the body while it fights off the disease.

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Cat wrote: »
    Not quite the case. I remember reading that most spanish flu deaths were actually due to secondary bacterial infections that snuck in while the immune system was depressed by its efforts to combat the virus. Antibiotics have their place as a support for the body while it fights off the disease.

    Hmm, true, forgot about that possibility.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also, the flu responds to antivirals. Which antivirals in particular depends on the particular strain. Remember Tamiflu? Yeah, that was an antiviral.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • nescientistnescientist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Evan wrote: »
    Wasn't the world supposed to end via disease AT LEAST 10-15 times in the last 5 years? I think it's about time to put the last nail in this coffin. It's not.

    And finally we have the inverse version of the silliness in the OP. With what we presently know about influenza we cannot conclusively say that the world will or will not end due to a dangerous mutation.

    But I'm not stockpiling cans of beans, nor am I even particularly interested in hypothetical scenarios of such. But just because threats of doom and gloom are mostly wildly inflated it doesn't follow that the OP's hypothetical scenario isn't interesting, or worthy of contemplation. It is, after all, within the sphere of what is possible, even if only narrowly.

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  • AdrienAdrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Basically, take a 16-sided die and a 9-sided die. There are maybe five or six combinations capable of causing a pandemic at any given time. Roll both at once for each year, for every year. Those numbers come up eventually.

    This is not actually true.

    The longer you roll the dice without a particular combination coming up, the less likely it is that it will ever occur, as it becomes more and more probable that the dice are loaded.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Actually, if the dice rolls give ongoing results that are counter to the established hypothesis while lacking evidence to support the existence of an omnipotent interfering craps player with a hardon for unleashing dice-based plagues...

    What I'm trying to say is, can we discard the dice metaphor?

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The problem is God is playing dice, and cheating?

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    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Also, the flu responds to antivirals. Which antivirals in particular depends on the particular strain. Remember Tamiflu? Yeah, that was an antiviral.
    So's Relenza, which is one of the drugs I love because they basically identified a receptor sight the virus uses to infect cells and then designed a molecule which blocks that. I find that to be an awesome way to develop new drugs.

    There's also a bunch of general purpose antivirals which can help too. Plus the whacky insta-vaccine thing Aegeri confirmed actually works much to my surprise (centrifuging the blood for the plasma so you get the antibodies) which has been used a couple of times to save people with Ebola.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Also, the flu responds to antivirals. Which antivirals in particular depends on the particular strain. Remember Tamiflu? Yeah, that was an antiviral.
    So's Relenza, which is one of the drugs I love because they basically identified a receptor sight the virus uses to infect cells and then designed a molecule which blocks that. I find that to be an awesome way to develop new drugs.

    There's also a bunch of general purpose antivirals which can help too. Plus the whacky insta-vaccine thing Aegeri confirmed actually works much to my surprise (centrifuging the blood for the plasma so you get the antibodies) which has been used a couple of times to save people with Ebola.

    Wow, that's a great idea. Just slam the door on the virus. Just one question, is there any natural molecules in the body that need that receptor site that cause really bad effects? I'm guessing side effects of it would be a bit nasty?

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Also, the flu responds to antivirals. Which antivirals in particular depends on the particular strain. Remember Tamiflu? Yeah, that was an antiviral.
    So's Relenza, which is one of the drugs I love because they basically identified a receptor sight the virus uses to infect cells and then designed a molecule which blocks that. I find that to be an awesome way to develop new drugs.

    There's also a bunch of general purpose antivirals which can help too. Plus the whacky insta-vaccine thing Aegeri confirmed actually works much to my surprise (centrifuging the blood for the plasma so you get the antibodies) which has been used a couple of times to save people with Ebola.

    Wow, that's a great idea. Just slam the door on the virus. Just one question, is there any natural molecules in the body that need that receptor site that cause really bad effects? I'm guessing side effects of it would be a bit nasty?
    No idea. The main point of most of these drugs I think is that they're short term things - I mean the general purpose anti-virals work by inhibiting mitosis in your cells as far as I know.

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Also, the flu responds to antivirals. Which antivirals in particular depends on the particular strain. Remember Tamiflu? Yeah, that was an antiviral.
    So's Relenza, which is one of the drugs I love because they basically identified a receptor sight the virus uses to infect cells and then designed a molecule which blocks that. I find that to be an awesome way to develop new drugs.

    There's also a bunch of general purpose antivirals which can help too. Plus the whacky insta-vaccine thing Aegeri confirmed actually works much to my surprise (centrifuging the blood for the plasma so you get the antibodies) which has been used a couple of times to save people with Ebola.

    Wow, that's a great idea. Just slam the door on the virus. Just one question, is there any natural molecules in the body that need that receptor site that cause really bad effects? I'm guessing side effects of it would be a bit nasty?
    Yes, it's technically possible but I don't remember any examples. General anti viral drugs work by targeting proteins only found in viruses, not in cells.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Also, the flu responds to antivirals. Which antivirals in particular depends on the particular strain. Remember Tamiflu? Yeah, that was an antiviral.
    So's Relenza, which is one of the drugs I love because they basically identified a receptor sight the virus uses to infect cells and then designed a molecule which blocks that. I find that to be an awesome way to develop new drugs.

    There's also a bunch of general purpose antivirals which can help too. Plus the whacky insta-vaccine thing Aegeri confirmed actually works much to my surprise (centrifuging the blood for the plasma so you get the antibodies) which has been used a couple of times to save people with Ebola.

    Wow, that's a great idea. Just slam the door on the virus. Just one question, is there any natural molecules in the body that need that receptor site that cause really bad effects? I'm guessing side effects of it would be a bit nasty?
    No idea. The main point of most of these drugs I think is that they're short term things - I mean the general purpose anti-virals work by inhibiting mitosis in your cells as far as I know.

    !! Holy shit.

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  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I'm not particularly concerned. I've spent a lot of time around a lot of animals, so my immune system is pretty sturdy.

    People really need to not isolate themselves from commonly-keptt animals, it leaves them vulnerable to the diseases that crop up from them.
    I thought it was an overworking immune system that ends up killing a person when they get one of these things.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hoz wrote: »
    I thought it was an overworking immune system that ends up killing a person when they get one of these things.

    My immune system overworks and attacks my body on a daily basis to begin with. Generally speaking, the worst I get from cold or flu seasons are sore throats and maybe some sinus trouble. I haven't had a serious illness in quite awhile that wasn't just food poisoning, despite being exposed to quite a few sick people and likely carriers.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lupusjucar?

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ring ring
    it's never lupusjucar

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Lupusjucar?

    Psoriasis.

    I am fighting cancer before it even gets here.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thankfully we don't waste resources preparing for an event when we have no idea if it's even going to happen. Yes, it's possible that H5N1 will mutate into some unstoppable killer virus, but how likely is it? I would guess that its pretty remote. And even if it did become a pandemic, we have the means to stop it.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thankfully we don't waste resources preparing for an event when we have no idea if it's even going to happen. Yes, it's possible that H5N1 will mutate into some unstoppable killer virus, but how likely is it? I would guess that its pretty remote. And even if it did become a pandemic, we have the means to stop it.
    Actually it's kind of doubtful we have the means to stop a pandemic, the point is generally that it would never reach that point. H5N1 demonstrated beautifully that provided governments don't try to cover it up (FUCK YOU CHINA) the international health community has the resources and means to react very very quickly to a new pathogen.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Well, that does it, we need to kill all the birds.

    I propose we start with the small, delicious ones, and work our way up to the large, delicious ones.

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The interferon system that your body uses to combat viral infection (usually detected by the presence of double stranded RNA in your cells) Is what the whole antiviral scheme is based on. Its the reason why you feel like you have the flu when you take antivirals. If you have any interest in *oh noes, pandemic!* you should read up on viral immunology. Hell, someone give me some hosting space, and I will give you guys a few fantastic podcast/lectures that i took last semester.

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oops, re-reading my post I think I come off a bit narky, i didn't mean that. Its all extremely interesting. Virus study has to be the most interesting thing in my degree so far, maybe only behind gene therapy, which uses viruses anyway!

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    or liposomes, but liposomes suck and who doesn't want to use viruses?!

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    End wrote: »
    The problem is God is playing dice, and cheating?
    Just nerve-staple your drones.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ...you're interferon with our good time!

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    *badump*-chish!

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