Back in the glorious days of my teenage years, I was dating a sort of Hot Topic looking girl (I was young, ok?)
Anyways we are at my place and she is giving me porn star grade head. Full on messy and fast like she is some sort of professional. Half way through her phone rings. She digs through her pocket with one hand while still messaging with her other hand and sucking away. She brings the phone up to her face to see who it is. After looking at it for a second she mumbles to me with dick in her mouth "ish mm dad." All I could understand was "Dad" so naturally I assume fun time is going to have to stop and she will have to talk to daddy.
She answers the phone, my dick in hand, pumping furiously. She proceeds to talk to her dad while wacking me off like its her sport of choice. She will say something into the phone, hear her dad start to talk and then give me head while he did. This went on for about five minutes and then she hung up, looked me in the eyes from down on her knees, and said "I'm just a committed person," burps, and proceeds without another breath.
The thing about Japanese rapeculture is that there is actually very little rape. It's all fantasy. The guy will hire the girl to pretend it's rape or he'll buy a porno that has pretend rape. He knows it's pretend but I guess it's enough.
I remember riding in a morning rush hour train headed into Tokyo (meaning it was packed so fucking hard), and this salaryman is doing his best to read his magazine. He's positioned in a way that he has to have his arm over the shoulder of this poor office lady with his hand clutching some horrifying sex comic right in front of her face. They read the lewdest shit in comics, and their animus have some awful rape and tentacle and all that shit, but when all is said and done, there's a terribly low rate of sex crimes compared to the US (and a terribly high rate of super ultra mega hyper sayan fucked up porn compared to the US).
The thing about Japanese rapeculture is that there is actually very little rape. It's all fantasy. The guy will hire the girl to pretend it's rape or he'll buy a porno that has pretend rape. He knows it's pretend but I guess it's enough.
I remember riding in a morning rush hour train headed into Tokyo (meaning it was packed so fucking hard), and this salaryman is doing his best to read his magazine. He's positioned in a way that he has to have his arm over the shoulder of this poor office lady with his hand clutching some horrifying sex comic right in front of her face. They read the lewdest shit in comics, and their animus have some awful rape and tentacle and all that shit, but when all is said and done, there's a terribly low rate of sex crimes compared to the US (and a terribly high rate of super ultra mega hyper sayan fucked up porn compared to the US).
I see. So by carrying out these seemingly harmless rape fantasies, they in turn don't feel the desire to go out and rape someone for reals, thus reducing the rate of sex crimes? ingenious
The thing about Japanese rapeculture is that there is actually very little rape. It's all fantasy. The guy will hire the girl to pretend it's rape or he'll buy a porno that has pretend rape. He knows it's pretend but I guess it's enough.
I remember riding in a morning rush hour train headed into Tokyo (meaning it was packed so fucking hard), and this salaryman is doing his best to read his magazine. He's positioned in a way that he has to have his arm over the shoulder of this poor office lady with his hand clutching some horrifying sex comic right in front of her face. They read the lewdest shit in comics, and their animus have some awful rape and tentacle and all that shit, but when all is said and done, there's a terribly low rate of sex crimes compared to the US (and a terribly high rate of super ultra mega hyper sayan fucked up porn compared to the US).
Well it's hard to rape someoen if you have to conventrate your Chi for 5 hours
The thing about Japanese rapeculture is that there is actually very little rape. It's all fantasy. The guy will hire the girl to pretend it's rape or he'll buy a porno that has pretend rape. He knows it's pretend but I guess it's enough.
I remember riding in a morning rush hour train headed into Tokyo (meaning it was packed so fucking hard), and this salaryman is doing his best to read his magazine. He's positioned in a way that he has to have his arm over the shoulder of this poor office lady with his hand clutching some horrifying sex comic right in front of her face. They read the lewdest shit in comics, and their animus have some awful rape and tentacle and all that shit, but when all is said and done, there's a terribly low rate of sex crimes compared to the US (and a terribly high rate of super ultra mega hyper sayan fucked up porn compared to the US).
I see. So by carrying out these seemingly harmless rape fantasies, they in turn don't feel the desire to go out and rape someone for reals, thus reducing the rate of sex crimes? ingenious
Yeah I guess reading about it and jacking off thinking about it keeps them from doing it for real.
There was this one case where this guy who had been killing children (I can't remember if sex was involved) was caught and inside his apartment there were tons of those gory slasher comics. Like, stack to the ceiling and shit, all over the place. That was the one case that it happened, and afterwards people were like "omg look at what awful things pornography is doing".
Look people, dude was clearly off his rocker anyway.
Man, one surefire to have terrible sex is for one party to be not into it at all. Like they're too tired or something.
Then they say stuff like "We'll i'm tired, but if you want to do it I'm just not going to be too into it."
In which case one of two things happens: A)You don't do anything because it's too much work or You try to go at it and slowly are just less and less into because you feel like you're getting nowhere and not performing well
So, when I was 16 I got my first real girlfriend. By "real girlfriend" I mean she let me play with her tits, which makes a pretty fucking serious relationship when you have limited social skills and are by all accounts a geek. Also, this girl was 20.
Anyway, a couple months in we hadn't had sex yet, and for some reason I wasn't getting any attention. She had no problem with me being a couple knuckles deep in her whenever we made out, but the wee-wee is getting impatient. So one night I grew a pair and whipped it out. Thankfully, she started to give me a handjob.
Then I found out why she waited so long to do anything.
She was fucking terrible. Apparently trying to yank my cock off of my body was the plan, and the plan was going rather well.
I moved my hand up to the back of her neck and mentioned something about lubrication. Basically a nice way of saying "Your mouth, my dong, please and thank you." She's not too bright, doesn't get the hint, and licks her palm.
When she does this, the diamond ring on her ring finger that she failed to remove gets turned around so the setting is facing inward. She grasps my shaft and tries to propel my dick through my abdomen, creating a large furrow from tip to taint. I politely told her to stop what she was doing with a "Stop it you fucking evil harpy!" It's the reverse of Moses parting the red sea, with the red sea coming out of the terrain of my pumphandle at an alarming rate. I have to get to the bathroom, stat.
Unfortunately, the bathroom was on the other side of the living room. The living room was where her parents were now sitting, watching tv.
So I took her panties, wrapped them tightly around my schlong, pulled up my pants, and marched across that living room like nothing at all happened.
We broke up on the ride to drop me off.
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So I'm dating my first girlfriend, and we have it in mind that we're going to wait until we're eighteen to have sex, because that would be the smart and responsible thing to do. Well, we ended up going at it after a year, but we did a lot of other stuff inbetween. One time, she's giving me head in her room, which is in the basement and by the laundry room. Right as I blow my load, her mom walks right down the hallway past us. I should mention that her room doesn't have a door, but just a large open space. I also shouted something like "Oh fuck!" Anyway, her mom gives no indication she's seen us, ever. This is the lady who called me up and chewed me out when she found a hickey on her daughter. I still have no idea how that happened.
Eventually, the girl breaks up with me, twice. This is because she is my first girlfriend and I am an idiot. Anyway, I started talking to her again about six months after she broke up with me for the second time (a week before my birthday). During this six months, she had slept with twelve guys, after making me wait a year. I'm pretty sure anyone who frequented Flying Stove a couple years back could tell you what an idiot I was.
My first time, I think the condom was too small or something, because my dong was in pain for most of the venture. I think I might have faked it just to get out of there. For the next week or two my dong was pretty sore.
As a sidenote, both of my girlfriend's parents yelled at them for breaking up with me.
So, when I was 16 I got my first real girlfriend. By "real girlfriend" I mean she let me play with her tits, which makes a pretty fucking serious relationship when you have limited social skills and are by all accounts a geek. Also, this girl was 20.
Anyway, a couple months in we hadn't had sex yet, and for some reason I wasn't getting any attention. She had no problem with me being a couple knuckles deep in her whenever we made out, but the wee-wee is getting impatient. So one night I grew a pair and whipped it out. Thankfully, she started to give me a handjob.
Then I found out why she waited so long to do anything.
She was fucking terrible. Apparently trying to yank my cock off of my body was the plan, and the plan was going rather well.
I moved my hand up to the back of her neck and mentioned something about lubrication. Basically a nice way of saying "Your mouth, my dong, please and thank you." She's not too bright, doesn't get the hint, and licks her palm.
When she does this, the diamond ring on her ring finger that she failed to remove gets turned around so the setting is facing inward. She grasps my shaft and tries to propel my dick through my abdomen, creating a large furrow from tip to taint. I politely told her to stop what she was doing with a "Stop it you fucking evil harpy!" It's the reverse of Moses parting the red sea, with the red sea coming out of the terrain of my pumphandle at an alarming rate. I have to get to the bathroom, stat.
Unfortunately, the bathroom was on the other side of the living room. The living room was where her parents were now sitting, watching tv.
So I took her panties, wrapped them tightly around my schlong, pulled up my pants, and marched across that living room like nothing at all happened.
man sex is about two people
why would you want sex with someone who doesn't really want it?
oh god
So my second girlfriend breaks up with me because she has this weird inferiority complex and I'm being too nice to her. She's talking to me on AIM, asking if there's anything she can do to make the break better. Jokingly, I say "A going away blowjob!" She says "Really? Okay."
if there was anything I could beat my younger self for, it's that.
So, when I was 16 I got my first real girlfriend. By "real girlfriend" I mean she let me play with her tits, which makes a pretty fucking serious relationship when you have limited social skills and are by all accounts a geek. Also, this girl was 20.
Anyway, a couple months in we hadn't had sex yet, and for some reason I wasn't getting any attention. She had no problem with me being a couple knuckles deep in her whenever we made out, but the wee-wee is getting impatient. So one night I grew a pair and whipped it out. Thankfully, she started to give me a handjob.
Then I found out why she waited so long to do anything.
She was fucking terrible. Apparently trying to yank my cock off of my body was the plan, and the plan was going rather well.
I moved my hand up to the back of her neck and mentioned something about lubrication. Basically a nice way of saying "Your mouth, my dong, please and thank you." She's not too bright, doesn't get the hint, and licks her palm.
When she does this, the diamond ring on her ring finger that she failed to remove gets turned around so the setting is facing inward. She grasps my shaft and tries to propel my dick through my abdomen, creating a large furrow from tip to taint. I politely told her to stop what she was doing with a "Stop it you fucking evil harpy!" It's the reverse of Moses parting the red sea, with the red sea coming out of the terrain of my pumphandle at an alarming rate. I have to get to the bathroom, stat.
Unfortunately, the bathroom was on the other side of the living room. The living room was where her parents were now sitting, watching tv.
So I took her panties, wrapped them tightly around my schlong, pulled up my pants, and marched across that living room like nothing at all happened.
We broke up on the ride to drop me off.
Hahaha I remember this.
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Well, I once went down on my first girlfriend and she didn't inform me she was on her period until it was over and I was staring at my fingers in shock and awe.
"I thought your vagina just tasted like pennies today."
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more like sassper.
wow, and I thought I had gone a while.
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Eh, it is what it is
Anyways we are at my place and she is giving me porn star grade head. Full on messy and fast like she is some sort of professional. Half way through her phone rings. She digs through her pocket with one hand while still messaging with her other hand and sucking away. She brings the phone up to her face to see who it is. After looking at it for a second she mumbles to me with dick in her mouth "ish mm dad." All I could understand was "Dad" so naturally I assume fun time is going to have to stop and she will have to talk to daddy.
She answers the phone, my dick in hand, pumping furiously. She proceeds to talk to her dad while wacking me off like its her sport of choice. She will say something into the phone, hear her dad start to talk and then give me head while he did. This went on for about five minutes and then she hung up, looked me in the eyes from down on her knees, and said "I'm just a committed person," burps, and proceeds without another breath.
Not bad sex, but a story none the less.
I remember riding in a morning rush hour train headed into Tokyo (meaning it was packed so fucking hard), and this salaryman is doing his best to read his magazine. He's positioned in a way that he has to have his arm over the shoulder of this poor office lady with his hand clutching some horrifying sex comic right in front of her face. They read the lewdest shit in comics, and their animus have some awful rape and tentacle and all that shit, but when all is said and done, there's a terribly low rate of sex crimes compared to the US (and a terribly high rate of super ultra mega hyper sayan fucked up porn compared to the US).
hey, i don't remember saying that
but i can't refute it
You already have, Janson. You already have.
I see. So by carrying out these seemingly harmless rape fantasies, they in turn don't feel the desire to go out and rape someone for reals, thus reducing the rate of sex crimes? ingenious
Well it's hard to rape someoen if you have to conventrate your Chi for 5 hours
Yeah I guess reading about it and jacking off thinking about it keeps them from doing it for real.
There was this one case where this guy who had been killing children (I can't remember if sex was involved) was caught and inside his apartment there were tons of those gory slasher comics. Like, stack to the ceiling and shit, all over the place. That was the one case that it happened, and afterwards people were like "omg look at what awful things pornography is doing".
Look people, dude was clearly off his rocker anyway.
Then they say stuff like "We'll i'm tired, but if you want to do it I'm just not going to be too into it."
In which case one of two things happens: A)You don't do anything because it's too much work or
Last night was B for me
why would you want sex with someone who doesn't really want it?
Eventually, the girl breaks up with me, twice. This is because she is my first girlfriend and I am an idiot. Anyway, I started talking to her again about six months after she broke up with me for the second time (a week before my birthday). During this six months, she had slept with twelve guys, after making me wait a year. I'm pretty sure anyone who frequented Flying Stove a couple years back could tell you what an idiot I was.
My first time, I think the condom was too small or something, because my dong was in pain for most of the venture. I think I might have faked it just to get out of there. For the next week or two my dong was pretty sore.
As a sidenote, both of my girlfriend's parents yelled at them for breaking up with me.
wow, that is horrible.
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oh god
So my second girlfriend breaks up with me because she has this weird inferiority complex and I'm being too nice to her. She's talking to me on AIM, asking if there's anything she can do to make the break better. Jokingly, I say "A going away blowjob!" She says "Really? Okay."
if there was anything I could beat my younger self for, it's that.
Seriously. Twenty years old and she's dating a sixteen year old and living at home.
Hahaha I remember this.
Diamond cutters.
"I thought your vagina just tasted like pennies today."
It runs out eventually, but her arm is gonna be pretty damn tired before that happens.
same.
man, you two are pretty tame if you think that's the worst.
You have no idea what the worst could be.
poop comes out
Never been worried about poop on dick, it all washes off. It's when you have a tooth embedded in your dick that I kinda draw the line though.
Alright, how exactly can we guys fake an orgasm?
Like, there is a pretty obvious visual cue if a guy just came or not that is sorta hard to fake
I'd be worried if someones butt had teeth