I sorta knew this guy in high school, he didn't actually go there but he helped out with a lot of the theater productions, tech stuff. He was maybe 20 or 21 at the time I was acquainted with him. Weird goth dude and a total asshole. Had a lot of weird tattoos and piercings, including several piercings on his dick, and was always trying to "show his piercings" to some of the sluttier theater girls.
I later found out that a girlfriend of his got angry about his various and repeated unfaithfulness, and in the middle of servicing him, got a firm grip and ripped all the piercings out of his dick in one go.
I wondered in horror what this would do to the structural integrity of one's dick, and was informed that since that day, it was like a lump of cookie dough.
Wow. Good story.
On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to retrieve a pair of testicles from an abdominal cavity? A...friend of mine really needs to know.
Time is a factor here.
Hold your nose, close your mouth and try to breath out REAL HARD
I sorta knew this guy in high school, he didn't actually go there but he helped out with a lot of the theater productions, tech stuff. He was maybe 20 or 21 at the time I was acquainted with him. Weird goth dude and a total asshole. Had a lot of weird tattoos and piercings, including several piercings on his dick, and was always trying to "show his piercings" to some of the sluttier theater girls.
I later found out that a girlfriend of his got angry about his various and repeated unfaithfulness, and in the middle of servicing him, got a firm grip and ripped all the piercings out of his dick in one go.
I wondered in horror what this would do to the structural integrity of one's dick, and was informed that since that day, it was like a lump of cookie dough.
I sorta knew this guy in high school, he didn't actually go there but he helped out with a lot of the theater productions, tech stuff. He was maybe 20 or 21 at the time I was acquainted with him. Weird goth dude and a total asshole. Had a lot of weird tattoos and piercings, including several piercings on his dick, and was always trying to "show his piercings" to some of the sluttier theater girls.
I later found out that a girlfriend of his got angry about his various and repeated unfaithfulness, and in the middle of servicing him, got a firm grip and ripped all the piercings out of his dick in one go.
I wondered in horror what this would do to the structural integrity of one's dick, and was informed that since that day, it was like a lump of cookie dough.
Wow. Good story.
On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to retrieve a pair of testicles from an abdominal cavity? A...friend of mine really needs to know.
Time is a factor here.
Hold your nose, close your mouth and try to breath out REAL HARD
I thought that was for popping your ears in an airplane
I sorta knew this guy in high school, he didn't actually go there but he helped out with a lot of the theater productions, tech stuff. He was maybe 20 or 21 at the time I was acquainted with him. Weird goth dude and a total asshole. Had a lot of weird tattoos and piercings, including several piercings on his dick, and was always trying to "show his piercings" to some of the sluttier theater girls.
I later found out that a girlfriend of his got angry about his various and repeated unfaithfulness, and in the middle of servicing him, got a firm grip and ripped all the piercings out of his dick in one go.
I wondered in horror what this would do to the structural integrity of one's dick, and was informed that since that day, it was like a lump of cookie dough.
Did the harpy get away with it?
I wasn't made aware of what happened to the girlfriend after that, other than that she became an ex-girlfriend. I didn't feel much sympathy for the guy since I observed no redeemable qualities in him while we worked together.
Fortunately, beav, that method actually has never worked for me, so I just yawn now and hope for the best. Good to know I'm preventing my own death, however fantastic that would be to witness or take part in
I wasn't made aware of what happened to the girlfriend after that, other than that she became an ex-girlfriend. I didn't feel much sympathy for the guy since I observed no redeemable qualities in him while we worked together.
He sounds like someone I couldn't stand. But then, instead of leaving him after being cheated on, she assaulted him and it sounds like disabled him from having sex or pissing normally ever again.
I just have to swallow to unpop my ears when I fly
Oh yeah? Please do tell me more...
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Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
Jesus christ this thread depresses me. So many mama's boys, dickweeds and insensitive pricks. Also bitches and hags. Where have all the normal people gone?
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wow.
Hold your nose, close your mouth and try to breath out REAL HARD
Man I didn't like that show but that episode was kind of funny.
Did the harpy get away with it?
I thought that was for popping your ears in an airplane
You can propel balls with it, too
I'm learning so much here
education
I wasn't made aware of what happened to the girlfriend after that, other than that she became an ex-girlfriend. I didn't feel much sympathy for the guy since I observed no redeemable qualities in him while we worked together.
and make your brain explode out through your eyes or something awesome like that
He sounds like someone I couldn't stand. But then, instead of leaving him after being cheated on, she assaulted him and it sounds like disabled him from having sex or pissing normally ever again.
in the context of the rest of this thread, this sentence is.... fitting
Like an eagle, and letting your spirit carry you?
Go speak to R Kelly.
Just don't listen to his sex advice.
Saying "Fuck America" and "Durka Durka" won't help any.
I think I saw the video of it, but I'm not entirely sure
wasn't that his most recent offense?
peeing on some underage girl?
what a class act, that r kelly
yeah
even the girl was like "no that's not me"
and apparently video-r kelly didn't have some kind of birthmark on his back that he does
probably bullshit
just like the matrix
Yeah that was in the video
this (obviously underage) girl was stripping for him
Then he pees on her
she's all like "<3 awesome, r-kelly is pissing on me
also that story about the guy having the piercings ripped out of his dick: damn
Oh yeah? Please do tell me more...
Is that normal?
we are beautiful no matter what they say
cause words can't bring us down