Holy fuck, I was checking out their website and followed the link about purchasing virtual islands. I was expecting a one time fee of around $10-$20 (still too much IMO) and saw that they're charging over $1,500 US. Am I reading this right? I want to assume I'm misunderstanding this because I can't wrap my mind around the concept that someone would pay that much (plus the monthly "maintenance fee") for virtual land.
Holy fuck, I was checking out their website and followed the link about purchasing virtual islands. I was expecting a one time fee of around $10-$20 (still too much IMO) and saw that they're charging over $1,500 US. Am I reading this right? I want to assume I'm misunderstanding this because I can't wrap my mind around the concept that someone would pay that much (plus the monthly "maintenance fee") for virtual land.
It's all about what you can do in that amount of space.
The "Pimp my Daughter" show is better.
I actually heard one mom refer to her baby girl as "a sexy bitch with a smokin hot bod".
I'm like, damn, what's she gonna say next, "bitch betta have ALL my money" ?
I saw an episode of that where the nicest suburban mom you can imagine meets this complete white trash asshole. He's swearing constantly, she's constantly flustered and doesn't even know how to talk to him, and they do awkward arts and crafts shit for the entire show. And she STILL approved of him going out with her kid. Every time I turn on MTV I keep thinking, "It can't be worse than the last time I watched it," and yet it always is.
Sort of on topic, the youtube video from earlier got removed before I could watch it, which makes me sad.
and that is the story of why i don't pay for cable television
It's the exact opposite here, we got cable recently and now in addition to Mtv Germany, wich only shows bad sups of dating shows and Pimp My Ride, we now have Mtv Dance and Pop as well as VH-1 All Time Hits and there's nothing but music on all three.
I'm not a retard, so I don't watch MTV. I don't even know what's on there.
Oh god, praise the lord you never caught this show that MTV did a few months back about finding the "Ultimate Martial Arts Master"!!! I forgot the title, but it was basically like one of those eliminate-people type shows, only they had to do challenges involving breaking boards and obstacle courses and junk. Then the end of every show had sparring between the two lowest scorers that was just the weakest stuff, any form of contact was like a penalty. And every dude and chick on that show thought he was Bruce Lee reincarnated. I can see your head exploding just watching a minute of that show.
Also, the host was Ernie Reyes, or whatever the dude's name was from TMNT 2 and Surf Ninjas.
I'm not a retard, so I don't watch MTV. I don't even know what's on there.
Oh god, praise the lord you never caught this show that MTV did a few months back about finding the "Ultimate Martial Arts Master"!!! I forgot the title, but it was basically like one of those eliminate-people type shows, only they had to do challenges involving breaking boards and obstacle courses and junk. Then the end of every show had sparring between the two lowest scorers that was just the weakest stuff, any form of contact was like a penalty. And every dude and chick on that show thought he was Bruce Lee reincarnated. I can see your head exploding just watching a minute of that show.
Also, the host was Ernie Reyes, or whatever the dude's name was from TMNT 2 and Surf Ninjas.
I'm actually feeling a little pressure on my skull just reading that.
What the fuck, there's already a show called Ultimate Fighter, and those dudes are fucking hardcore ass-kickers. So this show has, like, what? A bunch of fags doing flips and karate-chopping pine boards and jumping through hula hoops and shit? Goddammit my brain hurts now.
EDIT: Let me guess, all of these great masters were hot 20-somethings?
They are wearing safety goggles! Oh my giddy aunt, this is lamer than that Metallica video where they all have trouble kicking the furniture over in the house at the end.
That's just how board-breaking is done, though. You saw these soft, pine boards down to like an eighth of an inch, then you bust em and go "HI-YAAAAAH" and that is why karate tournaments are not taken seriously like they were in the 70s and early 80s.
Hey, remember in The Karate Kid how the tournament at the end of the movie had all these people in attendance? Like it was a spectator sport? Yeah, this kind of bullshit is why that stopped.
I had woken up early because I had to wait for an important phone call. To pass the time I started up Second Life. After I had spent some time messing around a message from one of the groups I'm in popped up. It was from Integral Danton, otherwise known as Warren Ellis. He was inviting people to ride in his space ship as he he had done the day previous.
Naturally I, and several others, took up the chance. I was particularly interested in how the larger, non-physics ships actually looked as they moved as I had never seen one do so. Teleporting to Integral Bay I was greeted by the ship hovering over it and an IM to take a seat. After a minute of waiting the ship lurched into action.
As the ship moved it's components shook and many looked as if they had come loose but on a second inspection they had seemed to catch up. All seemed well until we crossed into another sim. Sections of the ship disappeared and the ship seemed to shorten. Parts began to overlap, the ship had greatly shrunk in length. Disaster had struck. The ship turned around and went for the sim border again.
As we crossed the border we noticed the back section of the ship had disappeared. This was a matter of some concern as this was where the pilot was located. In a few seconds it reappeared but this was the least of anyone's problem. Shortly after the previous problem had resolved, I realized my character my now hanging in the air outside the ship along with several others. After a few seconds we all dropped into the ocean.
We soon found the ship and hopped back on board for the brief ride back to the bay. As I looked outside I saw that the sky littered with pieces of the ship. The ship had lost anything that it didn't need to fly. As we were forcibly disembarked by the ship de-rezing we made our way onto the land. After a brief discussion of how laughably bad the whole experience was we all went our separate ways.
My dog caught and ate a bat that tried to fly through the house. I was pretty horrified at the time. Looking back on it now, that was a pretty awesome dog.
I have ninja cats, one of whom is trained to piss on the fucking couch.
you know they treat that with anti-depressants nowadays
Prozac. For cats.
apparently your animals are so depressed by their surroundings they just piss all over the place
We recently moved, but that was like a full month before he started doing that. We thought he had a UTI, but he doesn't. He was acting a little weird, we think it's because we started closing the bedroom doors since one of them coughed up a fucking hairball all over Kate's bed. Fortunately, we had just bought a new set of blankets and shit that day, so we just threw the old one out with vomit on it instead of throwing it out clean. We can't figure out what the fuck his problem is...so for now, we're spray some kind of "don't piss here" pheromones on the couch. The next solution is to kill him. We do not need this bullshit.
Don't they have cat diapers for sale somewhere on the Internet, for those pet owners who are morally against litter boxes or something? Or is the cat not worth buying diapers for?
Don't they have cat diapers for sale somewhere on the Internet, for those pet owners who are morally against litter boxes or something? Or is the cat not worth buying diapers for?
Anything I put diapers on had better be something I made with my very own penis. I am not putting diapers on a fucking cat. He has a litter box, and he knows where it is, and we clean it more than once a day. I got over being allergic to cats to take these two animals in, so I feel I've done more than my share for him.
Anything I put diapers on had better be something I made with my very own penis. I am not putting diapers on a fucking cat. He has a litter box, and he knows where it is, and we clean it more than once a day. I got over being allergic to cats to take these two animals in, so I feel I've done more than my share for him.
Way to fucking ditch your grandmother in her old age.
Anything I put diapers on had better be something I made with my very own penis. I am not putting diapers on a fucking cat. He has a litter box, and he knows where it is, and we clean it more than once a day. I got over being allergic to cats to take these two animals in, so I feel I've done more than my share for him.
Way to fucking ditch your grandmother in her old age.
You're such an ungrateful whelp.
Actually I've been helping my recently-retired mother with taking care of her lately because her spine has been collapsing because her husband is an asshole and never cared about anyone but himself.
My other one's long-dead, so I can't really "ditch" her any more than she already is...you know...buried.
Anything I put diapers on had better be something I made with my very own penis. I am not putting diapers on a fucking cat. He has a litter box, and he knows where it is, and we clean it more than once a day. I got over being allergic to cats to take these two animals in, so I feel I've done more than my share for him.
Way to fucking ditch your grandmother in her old age.
You're such an ungrateful whelp.
Actually I've been helping my recently-retired mother with taking care of her lately because her spine has been collapsing because her husband is an asshole and never cared about anyone but himself.
My other one's long-dead, so I can't really "ditch" her any more than she already is...you know...buried.
... man, I was making a joke about old people diapers and you had to go and ruin it with facts and emotions and painful triggers and god damn it.
Also she is blind and we only recently got her to wear a hearing aid by refusing to shout when we talked to her. Instead, every time she'd say "what?" we'd say "SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!"
Wait, no. We would just calmly say "you need a hearing aid." It took a month of doing that, but now she can hear again. At first it kind of freaked her out because she could hear stuff like the refrigerator running or fans working or whatever that I guess she hasn't quite been able to pick up for years. All those little buzzes and hums.
It's a shame because his being a dick basically cost her the chance to have a happy life. Well, that, and the complete lack of a socially-acceptable divorce option back in the 50s. She would've been such a fun lady. She was, and still is, I suppose, but a lot of the fun that could've been had just never happened. And man, stack on top of that two of her four children dying...one at like 22, right after surviving Vietnam, and one in 2006 a week before turning 59, having been retired for only a few months...Jesus, the world just took a shit on this woman.
Oh, right! Gay cuddles. Let's have those! Yay, cuddlytimes! We have 15 minutes, then I voluntarily go and get beat the fuck up during my lunch break.
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I actually heard one mom refer to her baby girl as "a sexy bitch with a smokin hot bod".
I'm like, damn, what's she gonna say next, "bitch betta have ALL my money" ?
the greatest use of alliteration since the invention of spoken word.
STEAM!
me and my ex used to get in heated arguments over this shit
she'd tell me "oh come on this is just like how your parents would try to break us up by throwing you someone else, it's funny"
"no, this shit is retarded and you are retarded for being entertained by it"
It's all about what you can do in that amount of space.
I saw an episode of that where the nicest suburban mom you can imagine meets this complete white trash asshole. He's swearing constantly, she's constantly flustered and doesn't even know how to talk to him, and they do awkward arts and crafts shit for the entire show. And she STILL approved of him going out with her kid. Every time I turn on MTV I keep thinking, "It can't be worse than the last time I watched it," and yet it always is.
Sort of on topic, the youtube video from earlier got removed before I could watch it, which makes me sad.
ruining my ego search in this thread
It's the exact opposite here, we got cable recently and now in addition to Mtv Germany, wich only shows bad sups of dating shows and Pimp My Ride, we now have Mtv Dance and Pop as well as VH-1 All Time Hits and there's nothing but music on all three.
Oh god, praise the lord you never caught this show that MTV did a few months back about finding the "Ultimate Martial Arts Master"!!! I forgot the title, but it was basically like one of those eliminate-people type shows, only they had to do challenges involving breaking boards and obstacle courses and junk. Then the end of every show had sparring between the two lowest scorers that was just the weakest stuff, any form of contact was like a penalty. And every dude and chick on that show thought he was Bruce Lee reincarnated. I can see your head exploding just watching a minute of that show.
Also, the host was Ernie Reyes, or whatever the dude's name was from TMNT 2 and Surf Ninjas.
Sorry Keef.
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I'm actually feeling a little pressure on my skull just reading that.
What the fuck, there's already a show called Ultimate Fighter, and those dudes are fucking hardcore ass-kickers. So this show has, like, what? A bunch of fags doing flips and karate-chopping pine boards and jumping through hula hoops and shit? Goddammit my brain hurts now.
EDIT: Let me guess, all of these great masters were hot 20-somethings?
Also, this here preview just goes to show how silly it was.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=68kDGadsbvQ
Ernie Reyes, Jr.
Hmm
Was he with Chuck Norris in Sidekicks?
Oh my god why the fuck are they walking through wet cement kicking boards? And why are they crabwalking under poles and what the fuuuuuck???
Hey, remember in The Karate Kid how the tournament at the end of the movie had all these people in attendance? Like it was a spectator sport? Yeah, this kind of bullshit is why that stopped.
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
I had woken up early because I had to wait for an important phone call. To pass the time I started up Second Life. After I had spent some time messing around a message from one of the groups I'm in popped up. It was from Integral Danton, otherwise known as Warren Ellis. He was inviting people to ride in his space ship as he he had done the day previous.
Naturally I, and several others, took up the chance. I was particularly interested in how the larger, non-physics ships actually looked as they moved as I had never seen one do so. Teleporting to Integral Bay I was greeted by the ship hovering over it and an IM to take a seat. After a minute of waiting the ship lurched into action.
As the ship moved it's components shook and many looked as if they had come loose but on a second inspection they had seemed to catch up. All seemed well until we crossed into another sim. Sections of the ship disappeared and the ship seemed to shorten. Parts began to overlap, the ship had greatly shrunk in length. Disaster had struck. The ship turned around and went for the sim border again.
As we crossed the border we noticed the back section of the ship had disappeared. This was a matter of some concern as this was where the pilot was located. In a few seconds it reappeared but this was the least of anyone's problem. Shortly after the previous problem had resolved, I realized my character my now hanging in the air outside the ship along with several others. After a few seconds we all dropped into the ocean.
We soon found the ship and hopped back on board for the brief ride back to the bay. As I looked outside I saw that the sky littered with pieces of the ship. The ship had lost anything that it didn't need to fly. As we were forcibly disembarked by the ship de-rezing we made our way onto the land. After a brief discussion of how laughably bad the whole experience was we all went our separate ways.
I have ninja cats, one of whom is trained to piss on the fucking couch.
i've never been more proud
I have a pirate dog. She sits around all day and goes "ARRR!"
you know they treat that with anti-depressants nowadays
Prozac. For cats.
apparently your animals are so depressed by their surroundings they just piss all over the place
fuckin a i wanna play wow argharghargh
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
i actually got the game mailed to me 6 days before it was suppose to get to me, but i dont have money to play
fate is a cruel temptress
I kind of wish i could also fit depressed animal piss into my post
We recently moved, but that was like a full month before he started doing that. We thought he had a UTI, but he doesn't. He was acting a little weird, we think it's because we started closing the bedroom doors since one of them coughed up a fucking hairball all over Kate's bed. Fortunately, we had just bought a new set of blankets and shit that day, so we just threw the old one out with vomit on it instead of throwing it out clean. We can't figure out what the fuck his problem is...so for now, we're spray some kind of "don't piss here" pheromones on the couch. The next solution is to kill him. We do not need this bullshit.
fucking cats
It might encourage BAAAAAAWWWWing behaviour.
Way to fucking ditch your grandmother in her old age.
You're such an ungrateful whelp.
Actually I've been helping my recently-retired mother with taking care of her lately because her spine has been collapsing because her husband is an asshole and never cared about anyone but himself.
My other one's long-dead, so I can't really "ditch" her any more than she already is...you know...buried.
... man, I was making a joke about old people diapers and you had to go and ruin it with facts and emotions and painful triggers and god damn it.
Let's cuddle.
Wait, no. We would just calmly say "you need a hearing aid." It took a month of doing that, but now she can hear again. At first it kind of freaked her out because she could hear stuff like the refrigerator running or fans working or whatever that I guess she hasn't quite been able to pick up for years. All those little buzzes and hums.
It's a shame because his being a dick basically cost her the chance to have a happy life. Well, that, and the complete lack of a socially-acceptable divorce option back in the 50s. She would've been such a fun lady. She was, and still is, I suppose, but a lot of the fun that could've been had just never happened. And man, stack on top of that two of her four children dying...one at like 22, right after surviving Vietnam, and one in 2006 a week before turning 59, having been retired for only a few months...Jesus, the world just took a shit on this woman.
Oh, right! Gay cuddles. Let's have those! Yay, cuddlytimes! We have 15 minutes, then I voluntarily go and get beat the fuck up during my lunch break.
DO NOT WANT
*shudder* They told me to be careful when I came here, to SE++... they told me to be aware... why didn't I listen? WHY?
....the horror... the horror....
Anywho y'all screwing around in SL? 'cause Im bored and I wanna assault some furried with a A PHALANX OF FLYING PHALLUSES!