yeah me too
i have some pretty funny ass poop stories
but i guarantee if i tell them people are going to be like "beav you are the grossest female on the forum" then i'll get an award for it.
hahaha, you should have been in my room at pax on saturday night
between rank's ass gauging story and bwandon, it was a funny fucking night
oh thanks, that's not the sort of out-of-context remark that will come back to haunt me at all
yeah me too
i have some pretty funny ass poop stories
but i guarantee if i tell them people are going to be like "beav you are the grossest female on the forum" then i'll get an award for it.
hahaha, you should have been in my room at pax on saturday night
between rank's ass gauging story and bwandon, it was a funny fucking night
oh thanks, that's not the sort of out-of-context remark that will come back to haunt me at all
i was trying to explain hated to my girlfriend and i decided that i'm just going to show it to her
The discreet vibrator disguised as a facial exfoliater?
Any back massager or something that vibrates is a discreet vibrator.
Yeah but not usually marketed at teenage girls. I'm not normally dirty minded or going "sex sex sex" all day long. The first thing I thought of when that commercial first aired was "hm, a vibrator marketed towards teenage girls".
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not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Sometimes you're just tired, like you just got off of work, but you want to rub one out to relax. Next thing you know it's 8pm and you wake up with your limp dick in your hand.
i'm in class so if i start jerkin' it i fear the professor will ask me how jerkin' it relates to antitrust laws
and i just don't think that i can answer that
Well right then you would have a monopoly on your boner, so if there were an anti-trust law you would have to compete for the boner and other people could jerk it?
i'm in class so if i start jerkin' it i fear the professor will ask me how jerkin' it relates to antitrust laws
and i just don't think that i can answer that
Well right then you would have a monopoly on your boner, so if there were an anti-trust law you would have to compete for the boner and other people could jerk it?
i'm in class so if i start jerkin' it i fear the professor will ask me how jerkin' it relates to antitrust laws
and i just don't think that i can answer that
Well right then you would have a monopoly on your boner, so if there were an anti-trust law you would have to compete for the boner and other people could jerk it?
Nickle did this better. :P
No me. And hai Ein. Any cool new ork conversions lately?
i'm in class so if i start jerkin' it i fear the professor will ask me how jerkin' it relates to antitrust laws
and i just don't think that i can answer that
Well right then you would have a monopoly on your boner, so if there were an anti-trust law you would have to compete for the boner and other people could jerk it?
Nickle did this better. :P
No me. And hai Ein. Any cool new ork conversions lately?
Totally, but nothing to jerk it over, so I'll keep it out of this thread. :P
i'm in class so if i start jerkin' it i fear the professor will ask me how jerkin' it relates to antitrust laws
and i just don't think that i can answer that
Well right then you would have a monopoly on your boner, so if there were an anti-trust law you would have to compete for the boner and other people could jerk it?
Nickle did this better. :P
No me. And hai Ein. Any cool new ork conversions lately?
Totally, but nothing to jerk it over, so I'll keep it out of this thread. :P
I should mosey over to CF at some point and check it out. Man, the shit you did was incredible.
Relating this back to sex? Don't finger a girl after you've been assembling minis all day. Fucking Zap-A-Gap crusts in some SHARP ways.
i'm in class so if i start jerkin' it i fear the professor will ask me how jerkin' it relates to antitrust laws
and i just don't think that i can answer that
Well right then you would have a monopoly on your boner, so if there were an anti-trust law you would have to compete for the boner and other people could jerk it?
Nickle did this better. :P
No me. And hai Ein. Any cool new ork conversions lately?
Totally, but nothing to jerk it over, so I'll keep it out of this thread. :P
I should mosey over to CF at some point and check it out. Man, the shit you did was incredible.
Relating this back to sex? Don't finger a girl after you've been assembling minis all day. Fucking Zap-A-Gap crusts in some SHARP ways.
Oh 16, so ignorant.
I totally remember when I only saw my girlfriend (now fiance) once a month or so (long distance relationship) so when I knew I was going to see her I'd stop working on my miniature stuff for like a few days beforehand so that my hands weren't permanently encrusted in glue and carelessly sliced open with the liberal use of xacto knives.
I've since become much more adept at using the tools of the trade (barring my biannual 'holy fuck is that bone?' incidents) but I remember how funny it was because I was like 'I WANNA MAKE LITTLE PLASTIC DUDES BUT... SEX!'
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yeah me too
i have some pretty funny ass poop stories
but i guarantee if i tell them people are going to be like "beav you are the grossest female on the forum" then i'll get an award for it.
hahaha, you should have been in my room at pax on saturday night
between rank's ass gauging story and bwandon, it was a funny fucking night
oh thanks, that's not the sort of out-of-context remark that will come back to haunt me at all
i was trying to explain hated to my girlfriend and i decided that i'm just going to show it to her
oh sweet, I get to break up a relationship by proxy
man, I need to get you a copy of heavy metal parking lot, I'm so bummed it wasn't on that disk
i'm in class so if i start jerkin' it i fear the professor will ask me how jerkin' it relates to antitrust laws
and i just don't think that i can answer that
Well right then you would have a monopoly on your boner, so if there were an anti-trust law you would have to compete for the boner and other people could jerk it?
Nickle did this better. :P
No me. And hai Ein. Any cool new ork conversions lately?
Totally, but nothing to jerk it over, so I'll keep it out of this thread. :P
I should mosey over to CF at some point and check it out. Man, the shit you did was incredible.
Relating this back to sex? Don't finger a girl after you've been assembling minis all day. Fucking Zap-A-Gap crusts in some SHARP ways.
Oh 16, so ignorant.
I totally remember when I only saw my girlfriend (now fiance) once a month or so (long distance relationship) so when I knew I was going to see her I'd stop working on my miniature stuff for like a few days beforehand so that my hands weren't permanently encrusted in glue and carelessly sliced open with the liberal use of xacto knives.
I've since become much more adept at using the tools of the trade (barring my biannual 'holy fuck is that bone?' incidents) but I remember how funny it was because I was like 'I WANNA MAKE LITTLE PLASTIC DUDES BUT... SEX!'
I'd toss tools I wasn't using on the bed next to my desk, so we'd be rolling on the bed together and someone would get stabbed with pliers.
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If you're gonna punch someone in the face, aim for the back of the head.
Chewing and licking my ears quickly reduces me to a paralysed blob. It's one of the best things.
hell fucking yes. it's the one thing that actually makes me weak in the knees
It's pretty great
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Question for Synth, since he seems the most likely to know.
You know those retards who stretch out their earlobes? Have you ever tried having them take out those plug things and then nibbling on their dangling lobes? It seems like that would be less romantic than a person with god-fearing ears
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Yeah, this is one of my major weaknesses, too.
Also, I have fallen asleep while jackin it.
It's a horrible feeling. Man, I AM boring.
maybe if you're just screwing around there, but once you're committed, it's not like "hurrrrrrrrrrghwhatever"
hell fucking yes. it's the one thing that actually makes me weak in the knees
i was trying to explain hated to my girlfriend and i decided that i'm just going to show it to her
Yeah but not usually marketed at teenage girls. I'm not normally dirty minded or going "sex sex sex" all day long. The first thing I thought of when that commercial first aired was "hm, a vibrator marketed towards teenage girls".
Mine is always when I'm really drunk.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
Yes but when I am angry at a person I don't want to fuck them. Because I'm angry, see.
And your roomate won't talk to you anymore.
and i just don't think that i can answer that
yesterday the creepiest looking mother asks me for some guide/book about mr. skin.
Just give a wink and say it's pareto inefficient to have a monopoly on your wangtime.
This may only work if your professor is hot.
Oh, I'm sorry, I was monopolizing my dick.
I welcome competition in my field.
Although I can't imagine falling asleep even if I was on the bed, unless I've just started and decide that I'm not that into it.
he is a dude with a combover
suffice to say, smokin' hot
It's pretty great
Fingers going through my hair is pretty great.
Well right then you would have a monopoly on your boner, so if there were an anti-trust law you would have to compete for the boner and other people could jerk it?
this. i will basically turn to putty when a chick starts slowly scratching my head.
she could probably ask me to kill a dude and i'd do it as long as it meant more head scratchings
Just make sure you don't shoot any 8 year-olds on the way out. We all know how THAT turns out.
Nickle did this better. :P
No me. And hai Ein. Any cool new ork conversions lately?
Totally, but nothing to jerk it over, so I'll keep it out of this thread. :P
I should mosey over to CF at some point and check it out. Man, the shit you did was incredible.
Relating this back to sex? Don't finger a girl after you've been assembling minis all day. Fucking Zap-A-Gap crusts in some SHARP ways.
Oh 16, so ignorant.
I totally remember when I only saw my girlfriend (now fiance) once a month or so (long distance relationship) so when I knew I was going to see her I'd stop working on my miniature stuff for like a few days beforehand so that my hands weren't permanently encrusted in glue and carelessly sliced open with the liberal use of xacto knives.
I've since become much more adept at using the tools of the trade (barring my biannual 'holy fuck is that bone?' incidents) but I remember how funny it was because I was like 'I WANNA MAKE LITTLE PLASTIC DUDES BUT... SEX!'
man, I need to get you a copy of heavy metal parking lot, I'm so bummed it wasn't on that disk
I'd toss tools I wasn't using on the bed next to my desk, so we'd be rolling on the bed together and someone would get stabbed with pliers.
Noted
Question for Synth, since he seems the most likely to know.
You know those retards who stretch out their earlobes? Have you ever tried having them take out those plug things and then nibbling on their dangling lobes? It seems like that would be less romantic than a person with god-fearing ears
you must have been busy ranting about fucking america
I'll get it to you, don't worry. It's a must-see
actually i remember now
rockin', i can't wait