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Terrible Sex

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    How so? Is the sex so bad from you, she wants to kill herself afterwards?
    It was so good she wanted to kill herself afterwards because nothing could ever feel so good after I fucked her vagina off.
    That makes no sense.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Her Vagina was no longer a vagina after I was done with it, it was a useless mass that only excreted urine.

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I see, so she must have been too poor for corrective surgery, so she choose the suicide route instead.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Thats pretty much how things worked out. My dick gave a speech at her funeral.

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  • EriosErios Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I see, so she must have been too poor for corrective surgery, so she choose the suicide route instead.

    Shibby:

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    who are you To Slip Away

    what's bringing you in this town

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    It was a very moving speech. He spit on the ground then walked away.

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    who are you To Slip Away

    what's bringing you in this town
    Should I not be here?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    who are you To Slip Away

    what's bringing you in this town
    Should I not be here?

    Well do you have reasons to be here?

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You know what sex was terrible?
    The sex with your mom
    Your dad was much better.

    Graves on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    You know what sex was terrible?
    The sex with your mom
    Your dad was much better.

    I cannot be your father because your mother just was not that good

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    graves will you have awkward sex with me at EASTCOASTPAX

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    who are you To Slip Away

    what's bringing you in this town
    Should I not be here?

    Well do you have reasons to be here?
    I like it here, I enjoy reading the threads and trying to attempt to add things into the conversations no matter how badly I fail at it.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    who are you To Slip Away

    what's bringing you in this town
    Should I not be here?

    Well do you have reasons to be here?
    I like it here, I enjoy reading the threads and trying to attempt to add things into the conversations no matter how badly I fail at it.
    that's not how the song goes

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Get out?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    who are you To Slip Away

    what's bringing you in this town
    Should I not be here?

    Well do you have reasons to be here?
    I like it here, I enjoy reading the threads and trying to attempt to add things into the conversations no matter how badly I fail at it.

    Are you going to visit a farm in the next 2 weeks

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    What song are you talking about?

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    stop talking about music and entertain me with sex stories

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    who are you To Slip Away

    what's bringing you in this town
    Should I not be here?

    Well do you have reasons to be here?
    I like it here, I enjoy reading the threads and trying to attempt to add things into the conversations no matter how badly I fail at it.

    Are you going to visit a farm in the next 2 weeks
    No, why do you ask?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    stop talking about music and entertain me with sex stories

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    oh

    is this..

    ..oh

    I'm sorry

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    who are you To Slip Away

    what's bringing you in this town
    Should I not be here?

    Well do you have reasons to be here?
    I like it here, I enjoy reading the threads and trying to attempt to add things into the conversations no matter how badly I fail at it.

    Are you going to visit a farm in the next 2 weeks
    No, why do you ask?

    do you have anything to declare?

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »

    do you have anything to declare?
    No.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    graves will you have awkward sex with me at EASTCOASTPAX

    Man we will have the most awkward of all sexes.

    EASTCOASTPAX4LYFE

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »

    do you have anything to declare?
    No.

    Anything else to declare beside the fact that you have nothing to declare?

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    When I was in the Marines one of the people in fire team b liked to pick up married women because they have that broken in feel

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    you can't tell but that's actually a skirt I'm wearing

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »

    do you have anything to declare?
    No.

    Anything else to declare beside the fact that you have nothing to declare?

    Wouldn't you like to know.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I prefer dead women, they have the broken skull feel.

    At least if you do it right.

    Otherwise it's not even worth it.

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    you can't tell but that's actually a skirt I'm wearing
    Was it Halloween or do you always dress like that?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »

    do you have anything to declare?
    No.

    Anything else to declare beside the fact that you have nothing to declare?

    Wouldn't you like to know.

    Do you have kids

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    stop talking about music and entertain me with sex stories

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »

    do you have anything to declare?
    No.

    Anything else to declare beside the fact that you have nothing to declare?

    Wouldn't you like to know.

    Do you have kids
    I have two, why do you know them?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    you can't tell but that's actually a skirt I'm wearing

    I like how the guy in the back is looking at you, sweetheart

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »

    do you have anything to declare?
    No.

    Anything else to declare beside the fact that you have nothing to declare?

    Wouldn't you like to know.

    Do you have kids
    I have two, why do you know them?

    how often do you shave

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    These are very strange questions but I will keep answering to see where this goes. I shave like twice to three times a week.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    stop talking about music and entertain me with sex stories

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    Dammit page turn EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I'M A PRETTIER WOMAN

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    stop talking about music and entertain me with sex stories

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  • EriosErios Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    These are very strange questions but I will keep answering to see where this goes. I shave like twice to three times a week.

    Where?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What do you prefer

    [ ] Orange Juice
    [ ] Grape juice
    [ ] Child juice

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