I was with this girl once and we were drinking rum and coke on a cruise ship, and we were chillin' sippin' talkin' for a while and then somehow I fucked her on a minigolf course, the hallway between the minigolf course and the club room, and then the bathroom in that hallway.
maybe I'm inexperienced, but I totally don't get how you accidentally put your dick in the wrong vagina
It is just something you tell your woman to see if she will believe you that it was an accident after reminding her several times that you love her and not the other whore you have fucked, and hopefully she will let it slide that you are a worthless piece of shit that cheats on her.
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Usually happens when you trip up some stairs, happens all the time. Walking along, climbing some stairs, and then BAM! you trip up and some woman is there ready to accept your donger before you know what's happening and next thing you know, you're divorced and forced to live out of a cardboard box giving blow jobs behind the local pizza joint for your drug habit.
Usually happens when you trip up some stairs, happens all the time. Walking along, climbing some stairs, and then BAM! you trip up and some woman is there ready to accept your donger before you know what's happening and next thing you know, you're divorced and forced to live out of a cardboard box giving blow jobs behind the local pizza joint for your drug habit.
Fuck yea, that bitch gave the best damn blow jobs ever.
Sounds like we knew the same girl. She accidentally had sex w/me too.
I know lots of girls like this though, but only a few have I accidentally had sex with. Was she a redhead?
The way she gave blowjobs, she went so furious I thought she was going to give herself whiplash. I haven't seen pornstars give BJs with that much enthusiasm.
I didn't mean to fuck her best friend, it just sort of happened like an accident.
What? Did she trip, fall and land on your dick?
She seduced me man, with weed and beer, I swear it was all her idea. I had nothing to do with it, I didn't even want to have sex with her, but once she started blowing me I couldn't say no.
Usually happens when you trip up some stairs, happens all the time. Walking along, climbing some stairs, and then BAM! you trip up and some woman is there ready to accept your donger before you know what's happening and next thing you know, you're divorced and forced to live out of a cardboard box giving blow jobs behind the local pizza joint for your drug habit.
Learned from experience?
Fortunately not, but I know this one The Cure fan ....
I didn't mean to fuck her best friend, it just sort of happened like an accident.
What? Did she trip, fall and land on your dick?
She seduced me man, with weed and beer, I swear it was all her idea. I had nothing to do with it, I didn't even want to have sex with her, but once she started blowing me I couldn't say no.
Hoooly shit. That's exactly what happened to me. As soon as she was done with the BJ, she just hopped right on and didn't even really give me a say. Once it's in, it's kinda hard to decline that.
I didn't mean to fuck her best friend, it just sort of happened like an accident.
What? Did she trip, fall and land on your dick?
She seduced me man, with weed and beer, I swear it was all her idea. I had nothing to do with it, I didn't even want to have sex with her, but once she started blowing me I couldn't say no.
You were trying to be sensitive to her feelings and didn't want to hurt her.
Sucks about your kids though . God, I would hate it if someone took away my TV or my puppy. If someone took away my children, I'm not sure I'd ever get over it. You must have some force of will, man.
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Also yeah that was phrased wrong.
Was it good?
I don't even know.
But she sucked anyway.
EDIT: sucked as in she was not good at sex
It's generally caused by a sudden rush of brains to the dick.
Sometimes, when the room is dark, and you have multiple people piled up on top of each other you can get a little disoriented.
One time I was out for a stroll and all of a sudden my dick fell into a vagina.
Is that points?
Sounds like we knew the same girl. She accidentally had sex w/me too.
She was decent enough.
Like an 8.
She had D cups, though, I think that adds to the score.
The way she gave blowjobs, she went so furious I thought she was going to give herself whiplash. I haven't seen pornstars give BJs with that much enthusiasm.
Shit was pretty tight.
I think she was new at being a whore.
Holy fucking shit, yeah she was.
(They're fake)
One day she bent over in front of me, and I saw heaven.
Fortunately not, but I know this one The Cure fan ....
Hoooly shit. That's exactly what happened to me. As soon as she was done with the BJ, she just hopped right on and didn't even really give me a say. Once it's in, it's kinda hard to decline that.
You were trying to be sensitive to her feelings and didn't want to hurt her.
Sucks about your kids though
I can dig that.
How many points is dating a hot chick?
(I might as well just tally up all my points)
half your age plus 7?
yessss, 18 is still good
now i don't feel so bad
Anecdotal evidence though certainly.
i've been both granted that excuse and allowed that excuse in the past
Yeah same.
But really you only get the one shot.
Fuck up again and you GAME OVER
my reaction so far is shock
this is the only reaction
it's a very tricky excuse
the excuse only works if you really mean it
and, yeah, it's tough to make it fly a second time
you should throw her a pre-divorce party
get it out of the way early.
and she was totally on my side (the side of reason) last year when my brother got engaged and I was freaking out about his being too young!
She was very nonchalant about it.
Which at first it was weird yet relieving, then it was weird.
And now I understand.