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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    crwth wrote: »
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    lostwords wrote: »
    gonna call you poopdick from now on

    can't say that never happened :(

    and i was like hey you know how about i use a condom?

    she was like no condom
    Did she at least flush her shit out first?

    hahahaha

    oh my no

    well maybe, but not all the time i guess
    You never pulled your dick out to find it full of poo did you?

    refer to the first and second lines of this quote tree (yes)

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    2 ice cream sandwiches is definitely better than 1, FYI

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    To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Man, I feel bad for you. I would hate to have been you in that situation, I mean how can a guy turn down sticking his dick in a hole, but if she didn't let you wear a condom, that must have been some pretty interesting sex.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ugh getting poo up your dick seems like a bad bad bad bad idea

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    and it doesn't smell none too great i'll tell ya what

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    Bowler HatBowler Hat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    gonna call you poopdick from now on

    can't say that never happened :(

    and i was like hey you know how about i use a condom?

    she was like no condom
    Did she at least flush her shit out first?

    hahahaha

    oh my no

    well maybe, but not all the time i guess
    You never pulled your dick out to find it full of poo did you?

    refer to the first and second lines of this quote tree (yes)

    was it worth it?

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have never been down with the anal.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bowler Hat wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    gonna call you poopdick from now on

    can't say that never happened :(

    and i was like hey you know how about i use a condom?

    she was like no condom
    Did she at least flush her shit out first?

    hahahaha

    oh my no

    well maybe, but not all the time i guess
    You never pulled your dick out to find it full of poo did you?

    refer to the first and second lines of this quote tree (yes)

    was it worth it?

    sure, i guess

    i don't regret it or anything like that, i just coulda gone without poo on my weewee

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    RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have never been down with the anal.

    Beggers shouldn't be choosers

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You always wrap it up before you take a dive down the hershey highway.
    Always!

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    To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Beggers can be choosers, they just won't always get what they want.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have never been down with the anal.

    Buggerers shouldn't be choosers

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    RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Beggers can be choosers, they just won't always get what they want.

    So whatever happened to you and the redhead after she broke up you and your kids' mom.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Beggers can be choosers, they just won't always get what they want.
    Yes, thank you for making the already-obvious meaning even more obvious and trite.

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    To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    She stayed my ex's best friend, seeing as she is the one who told her all about it, the whore.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    it amazes me how many of you have crazy stupid misconceptions about anal

    I mean, just think for a moment that there are plenty of people that engage in it that don't have any problems and you should realize that either the concerns you have don't actually apply, or that there's a fairly simple solution to them

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    She stayed my ex's best friend, seeing as she is the one who told her all about it, the whore.

    that sucks

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lots of people dress up in animal costumes and jump into giant fur piles as well

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    is it better to have terrible sex or to not have sex at all

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    She stayed my ex's best friend, seeing as she is the one who told her all about it, the whore.

    the fact that you're trying to play the victim here convinces me that you're pretty much just as stupid now as you were then

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    lots of people dress up in animal costumes and jump into giant fur piles as well

    yiff yiff yiff

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    RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    She stayed my ex's best friend, seeing as she is the one who told her all about it, the whore.

    Ouch.

    Mine was one of my best friends, and it effectively killed our friendship as my girlfriend didn't want her around (rightly so). Too bad, really, we were good friends.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    lots of people dress up in animal costumes and jump into giant fur piles as well

    yiff yiff yiff

    well if you insist

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    To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    She stayed my ex's best friend, seeing as she is the one who told her all about it, the whore.

    the fact that you're trying to play the victim here convinces me that you're pretty much just as stupid now as you were then
    I am not trying to play the victim, I know I fucked up, and in all reality I only fucked myself the worst in all of it.

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    RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    is it better to have terrible sex or to not have sex at all

    Having a terrible sex story is good.

    Having a story about not having sex at all is sad.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    it's almost at 100

    someone tell the best horrible sex story quick

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    is it better to have terrible sex or to not have sex at all
    i would absolutely prefer none to terrible as i could do something not terrible in the meantime

    sex is only worthwhile if it is fun and enjoyable. enduring terrible sex is like eating terrible ice cream. what's the point?

    edit: not a specific story, but man is it creepy when pets watch you have sex. my ex in college had a big golden lab who would stare at us and i could tell it was just waiting to jump in.

    then my more recent ex had a cat that would sit on the bed and stare at my balls like it was hoping to claw the shit out of them. fuck that cat.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    WHY DO YOU HAVE KIDS

    S

    KID S

    AT LEAST TWO KIDS

    AT 22

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I hope we don't get an other one of these

    you showoffs

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    To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    WHY DO YOU HAVE KIDS

    S

    KID S

    AT LEAST TWO KIDS

    AT 22
    I was stupid and didn't wear a contraceptive.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    She stayed my ex's best friend, seeing as she is the one who told her all about it, the whore.

    the fact that you're trying to play the victim here convinces me that you're pretty much just as stupid now as you were then
    I am not trying to play the victim, I know I fucked up, and in all reality I only fucked myself the worst in all of it.
    then she's no more of a whore then you are
    I mean, she wasn't the one that was cheating (unless she was also married)

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    WHY DO YOU HAVE KIDS

    S

    KID S

    AT LEAST TWO KIDS

    AT 22
    plenty of people have two children by that time

    planned, even

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    WHY DO YOU HAVE KIDS

    S

    KID S

    AT LEAST TWO KIDS

    AT 22
    I was stupid and didn't wear a contraceptive.

    HOW DID YOU GET TWO

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    WHY DO YOU HAVE KIDS

    S

    KID S

    AT LEAST TWO KIDS

    AT 22
    I was stupid and didn't wear a contraceptive.
    that explains the first one

    stupid doesnt even begin to explain how it happened again

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    WHY DO YOU HAVE KIDS

    S

    KID S

    AT LEAST TWO KIDS

    AT 22
    plenty of people have two children by that time

    planned, even

    it's info like this that will feature heavily alongside Rane's Plan To Kill 80% Of The World

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    he's got twins

    it happened once

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    To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    She stayed my ex's best friend, seeing as she is the one who told her all about it, the whore.

    the fact that you're trying to play the victim here convinces me that you're pretty much just as stupid now as you were then
    I am not trying to play the victim, I know I fucked up, and in all reality I only fucked myself the worst in all of it.
    then she's no more of a whore then you are
    I mean, she wasn't the one that was cheating (unless she was also married)
    Well yes I am a whore, I did cheat on my ex a lot, and I know that makes me a horrible person and all, and no she wasn't cheating, and I do take all the blame, but I can still call her a whore because that is what she does, she fucks a lot of guys.
    We weren't married I was engaged though.

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    langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I once had a friend who got thrown in jail for drunk driving. The night that he got out of jail, he went to the bar again, and got arrested a second time for drunk driving.

    Now that was stupid.

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    To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    WHY DO YOU HAVE KIDS

    S

    KID S

    AT LEAST TWO KIDS

    AT 22
    I was stupid and didn't wear a contraceptive.

    HOW DID YOU GET TWO
    Houk wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    WHY DO YOU HAVE KIDS

    S

    KID S

    AT LEAST TWO KIDS

    AT 22
    I was stupid and didn't wear a contraceptive.
    that explains the first one

    stupid doesnt even begin to explain how it happened again

    It only needed to happen once, they were twins.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    how do you see how many times you've posted in a thread?
    i'm worried that i may have posted more in this thread than any other thread in the penny arcade forums ever.

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