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PAX: The Afterbirth - itt we jerk each other off with words, photos, fake dongers

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    God Anjin looks like a 15 year old boy in those group photos

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my cat is freaking out and won't sit anywhere except where my hands are

    i guess she missed me or something jesus christ

    Belruel on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Everyone seemed to think I was older than I am

    Abe Lincoln is pretty old

    I'm listening to a really good song about loving Abe Lincoln right now.

    and I'm looking in the mirror and wondering why I get that comparison so often

    Futore on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    no I won't!

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

    Shankusu on
  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hello people I met from the internet, what is up?

    I missed you completely the last day, what was up? :(

    I suck at hanging out...

    Andrew Ryan on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    no I won't!

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

    and now you don't even return my posts

    scarlet st. on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'm finally home. Fuck everyone who's posted on the last 180 pages over multiple iterations of this thread.

    Finding all the pictures is going to take about two months.

    Just search for posts by bombardier and you can see so much of yourself, sexypants.

    I see myself every day. Fuck me. I have to find all the pictures.

    Larlar on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    no I won't!

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

    and now you don't even return my posts

    he's one of those people
    uses you to get up to the next level of posting
    always wanting to be on top
    casting aside the ones who loved him when he was smalltime

    potatoe on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'm finally home. Fuck everyone who's posted on the last 180 pages over multiple iterations of this thread.

    Finding all the pictures is going to take about two months.

    Just search for posts by bombardier and you can see so much of yourself, sexypants.

    I see myself every day. Fuck me. I have to find all the pictures.

    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    Belruel on
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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    goddamnit

    my video of laser-nostrils larlar is "too big" for my phone to send to my email

    Kazhiim on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    no I won't!

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

    and now you don't even return my posts

    he's one of those people
    uses you to get up to the next level of posting
    always wanting to be on top
    casting aside the ones who loved him when he was smalltime

    I... I don't know what to say

    scarlet st. on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i am uploading all my pictures to photobucket, i only took like 40 total surprisingly

    Belruel on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    I like walking around with a boner.

    I like having a boner wherever

    Futore on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I remember trying to explain something to Larlar while drunk and watching his face morph into a confused expression

    WELL IT MADE SENSE TO ME

    Sara Lynn on
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    my cat is freaking out and won't sit anywhere except where my hands are

    i guess she missed me or something jesus christ

    My dog was so happy to see me it was crazy. She tried to run between my legs while I was sitting down.

    It was roughly as successful as a very unsuccessful thing. We pretty much both ended up on our backsides.

    Fishman on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    I like walking around with a boner.

    I like having a boner wherever

    let's do the picky shopper

    Belruel on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Keith, when did your name magically change?

    Blake T on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    no I won't!

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

    and now you don't even return my posts

    he's one of those people
    uses you to get up to the next level of posting
    always wanting to be on top
    casting aside the ones who loved him when he was smalltime

    I... I don't know what to say

    find yourself a new guy that'll look up to you
    worship you, even
    and reminisce

    potatoe on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'm finally home. Fuck everyone who's posted on the last 180 pages over multiple iterations of this thread.

    Finding all the pictures is going to take about two months.

    Just search for posts by bombardier and you can see so much of yourself, sexypants.

    I see myself every day. Fuck me. I have to find all the pictures.

    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    Visually, it's basically just like having rickets.

    Larlar on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    my cat is freaking out and won't sit anywhere except where my hands are

    i guess she missed me or something jesus christ

    My dog was so happy to see me it was crazy. She tried to run between my legs while I was sitting down.

    It was roughly as successful as a very unsuccessful thing. We pretty much both ended up on our backsides.

    hahaha animals are the best at making you feel like the coolest person

    Belruel on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I remember trying to explain something to Larlar while drunk and watching his face morph into a confused expression

    WELL IT MADE SENSE TO ME

    Sara, do you have any stories of the weekend where you weren't drunk?

    Blake T on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    no I won't!

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

    and now you don't even return my posts

    he's one of those people
    uses you to get up to the next level of posting
    always wanting to be on top
    casting aside the ones who loved him when he was smalltime

    what posts?!
    i love both of you

    i was so sad that sam wasnt there

    Shankusu on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My boners are strictly utilitarian.

    I use them for every day tasks.

    As7 on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    I like walking around with a boner.

    I like having a boner wherever

    let's do the picky shopper

    I am obligated to warn people that when I slowdance, I don't do the boner-lean to keep it away or hidden

    Futore on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i was on my knees on this couch thing (like humping the armrest or something) and sara runs up behind me and hugs me saying 'your butt was calling to me you are so pretty and i like your butt'

    it was basically the best thing

    Belruel on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2008
    bombardier wrote: »
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    Bomb, when mully ego-searches for you, she can tell you I said this is your Most Best Picture of PAX08.

    Larlar on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    I like walking around with a boner.

    I like having a boner wherever

    let's do the picky shopper

    I am obligated to warn people that when I slowdance, I don't do the boner-lean to keep it away or hidden

    Was that what that was?

    I thought you just had a roll of pennies in there.

    As7 on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    I like walking around with a boner.

    I like having a boner wherever

    let's do the picky shopper

    I am obligated to warn people that when I slowdance, I don't do the boner-lean to keep it away or hidden

    oh shit i totally just realized that i think a few dudes did the boner lean when i went to hug them, maybe they had been hugging larlar just before or something

    Belruel on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    i was on my knees on this couch thing (like humping the armrest or something) and sara runs up behind me and hugs me saying 'your butt was calling to me you are so pretty and i like your butt'

    it was basically the best thing

    see
    and if i did that it'd be creepy

    sexism

    potatoe on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    i was on my knees on this couch thing (like humping the armrest or something) and sara runs up behind me and hugs me saying 'your butt was calling to me you are so pretty and i like your butt'

    it was basically the best thing

    it drew me across the room

    Sara Lynn on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I remember trying to explain something to Larlar while drunk and watching his face morph into a confused expression

    WELL IT MADE SENSE TO ME

    Sara, do you have any stories of the weekend where you weren't drunk?

    She is only drunk when she makes love to me

    so pretty much all weekend

    Futore on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    i was on my knees on this couch thing (like humping the armrest or something) and sara runs up behind me and hugs me saying 'your butt was calling to me you are so pretty and i like your butt'

    it was basically the best thing

    it drew me across the room

    yesss

    Belruel on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bel, our shenanigans made me want to go out and buy a REAL fake mustache!

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm gunna take a break.. I'm feeling pretty shitty in general about the whole experience.

    Andrew Ryan on
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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    waaaaaahhhhh

    Wiseguy on
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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    don't know how a person could feel shitty about that weekend

    weekend was boss

    Ranx on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    don't know how a person could feel shitty about that weekend

    weekend was boss

    i can understand

    i've been known to tear up on long car rides home after super fun times

    potatoe on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    boss and a half with extra boss

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