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My boss just found out about my criminal record (and other tales of employment)
Redeemer
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I just got my computer at work to get net access, so I figured it was time for a job thread
When my boss called me after my interview he told me he couldn't hire me because I went to jail for murder
I basically cried and pleaded with him that it wasn't true for ten minutes until he told me he was kidding
And the rest is history
What are you guys subjecting yourselves to for money?
When my boss called me after my interview he told me he couldn't hire me because I went to jail for murder
I basically cried and pleaded with him that it wasn't true for ten minutes until he told me he was kidding
And the rest is history
What are you guys subjecting yourselves to for money?
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But hey, I might have a shot at a job at a local solar place.
you have a criminal history deemer?
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
I want to sit in the bookstore down at Pike's and help people find good books and read local published zines
That is fucking hilarious. I wish my boss and soon to be bosses were that cool.
Hoping I can get temporary work
You don't drive to work, do you?
I worked with a lady who had about a 2.5 hour commute each way because her husband was in the navy and was stationed out at Bangor, so they lived on the Olympic Peninsula but there's shit for work out there so she took a ferry across every day and then bussed out to Bellevue.
today it's for a one hour class!
AKA: mdraw, dux, milkman
I don't mind but winters coming, time to get back on the old bike
hop in your maserati and head down to the beach to work on your tan and pick up chicks
ok, yeah, i feel like this is worse. at least i get paid for all my troubles
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oh the 2 and a half is total, not each way
but that assumes the buses don't break down (happens more often than you would think)
all this for my precious history ba
'tis the best job
STEAM!
School is always worse.
AKA: mdraw, dux, milkman
Yup, Saturn Return. Buckle up, it's a motherfucker...or it's really awesome. Depending on how you've lived.
fucker thinks it's so special for having more moons than anyone else
STEAM!
Work Experience
Albertsons
February 2006 to June 2007
Butcher Block Clerk/Supervisor
Carlsbad, Ca
Assisted customers in selecting meat products while creating a friendly and comfortable environment. Answered any and all questions regarding our product. Opened and closed meat department, assisted in ordering and managing product, preparing product for sale.
Patti's Hallmark
July 2005 to January 2006
Sales Associate
Carlsbad, Ca
Provided a clean, friendly, and inviting environment. Maintained merchandise by sorting, organizing and displaying product. Assisted customers in choosing the right product. Handled monies by running cash register. Opening and closing store in manager's absence.
Tuesday Morning
June 2004 to July 2005/July 2007 to June 2008
Sales Associate
Visalia, Ca
Carlsbad, Ca
Provided a clean, organized, friendly, environment for customers. Assisted customers in looking for the products they were seeking. Handled monies by running cash register. Maintained merchandise by sorting, organizing and displaying product. Unloaded weekly trucks of new product and unpacked and organized new product.
Education
Palomar Community College
2005-2006
Redwood High School
2001-2004
Diploma
It's nice to have a normal, laid back sort of job after my last one, where they chose my hours for me, I had to cover for a million people, and wasn't paid extra for overtime!
Secret Satan