Although I still have to say that Necromantix is one of the best band names evar.
And they have the best bass guitar in human history.
Oh yeah the coffin bass is hawt.
You know, that's a pretty good life. You're married to Patricia Day, you can rock the coffin bass, you have a band named after you, and your hair is the stuff of legends. At that point, it doesn't really matter that you're ugly as fuck, life's going pretty damn well.
There is a girl who has been goose-stepping around this floor all day. Not only is it vaguely Hitler-esque, it's incredibly loud and annoying. And strange. Who walks like that??
There is a girl who has been goose-stepping around this floor all day. Not only is it vaguely Hitler-esque, it's incredibly loud and annoying. And strange. Who walks like that??
Is she blonde?
You should follow her around and sieg heil.
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
See, this is what happens when you legalize gay marriage. First, girls kissing girls. Then, vandalism. Without the foundation of marriage, society's morals just go straight to pot.
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I would not have signed up for gender studies.
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Those girls know how to party!
You'll have to shoot one of us to figure out who is who.
By shoot I mean have sex with both of us.
Together.
It'll be really hot.
This reminds of this party I went to in high school. I was rather drunk at that time and just kind of standing around attempting to dance when the prettiest girl (porno-hot doesn't even begin to describe her) from my class walks up to me and asks "do you want to dance with us?"
"sur--wait, 'us'?" Then the class' most outspoken gay (with lisp and squeeky high voice) walks up to me as well and looks me all deep in the eyes and goes "yeeaah, come dance with uuuuuus" and I swear to god he winked at me.
Me, being drunk and feeling more and more drunk by the nanosecond just slammed my head against a nearby pillar and they walked away.
You'll have to shoot one of us to figure out who is who.
By shoot I mean have sex with both of us.
Together.
It'll be really hot.
This reminds of this party I went to in high school. I was rather drunk at that time and just kind of standing around attempting to dance when the prettiest girl (porno-hot doesn't even begin to describe her) from my class walks up to me and asks "do you want to dance with us?"
"sur--wait, 'us'?" Then the class' most outspoken gay (with lisp and squeeky high voice) walks up to me as well and looks me all deep in the eyes and goes "yeeaah, come dance with uuuuuus" and I swear to god he winked at me.
Me, being drunk and feeling more and more drunk by the nanosecond just slammed my head against a nearby pillar and they walked away.
Someone needs to emulate VC and go into the "I only attract crazy girls"-thread in H/A. Guy claims that even women who never talked to him but liked him were crazy. I don't believe him, but that's not helping.
So my little sister has been screaming and shouting all day because my father won't shell out $3000 for her to do one of those high school "let's go to Italy for two weeks" things.
So my little sister has been screaming and shouting all day because my father won't shell out $3000 for her to do one of those high school "let's go to Italy for two weeks" things.
So my little sister has been screaming and shouting all day because my father won't shell out $3000 for her to do one of those high school "let's go to Italy for two weeks" things.
3000$ for a school trip? What the fuck?
My father just said, "You already have a car!"
To which she just responds, "This isn't about my car!"
EDIT: She's too young to drive, I should also mention. Both her and my older sister received their cars for gifts -- I bought my car from my father after my older sister gave it back to him when she moved into New York City.
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Fuzzy's gay. Fluffy's straight.
No matter how bad you want it to be the other way around. :P
crazy tree-dwelling hippies are no longer tree-dwelling
Damn.
That is the way to live life.
It's been modified:
Next thing you're going to tell me that Wazilla didn't shove a corn cob up his ass.
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They had to evolve sometime.
Any day now they'll start bathing and cooking their food.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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and then I went to hell
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Is she blonde?
You should follow her around and sieg heil.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
See, this is what happens when you legalize gay marriage. First, girls kissing girls. Then, vandalism. Without the foundation of marriage, society's morals just go straight to pot.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Seriously.
Try shouting German obscenities at her.
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Those girls know how to party!
Man I thought aldo was joking.
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I never joke.
Serious business.
You'll probably want feral for that man meat conga line I am not as attractive.
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"sur--wait, 'us'?" Then the class' most outspoken gay (with lisp and squeeky high voice) walks up to me as well and looks me all deep in the eyes and goes "yeeaah, come dance with uuuuuus" and I swear to god he winked at me.
Me, being drunk and feeling more and more drunk by the nanosecond just slammed my head against a nearby pillar and they walked away.
There is no way that could fail.
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Ahahahaha
September 11th, 2001, was a Tuesday, wasn't it?
Yep.
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Now to figure out what the hell a colligative property is....
I knew that at one point...
Also my new visa is apparently a signature, but I had a platinum before, signature sounds like a step down.
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To which she just responds, "This isn't about my car!"
EDIT: She's too young to drive, I should also mention. Both her and my older sister received their cars for gifts -- I bought my car from my father after my older sister gave it back to him when she moved into New York City.