Mandarin - Ulton has never been as strong as everyone is making him out to be. His power level fluctuates depending on model number and is never consistent. However, Mandarin can rearrange Ultrons adamantium (WHICH ISN'T EVEN WOLVEY ADAMANTIUM BUT A SHITTIER AND LOWLIER VERSION OF IT) and fuck with da' guts.
Loki - Because I hate spectre-x's long winded rants.
Bcause Despero is not easy to trick or beat without either bullshit deus ex machina abilities, or a lot of really smart, really strong, really fast guys and girls.
The Muffin Man wrote:
I have reason to believe if Despero went on, Spectre-X would probably make us listen to three and a half hours of why Despero would never lose to someone who took the entirety of the Avengers to defeat. Because the JLA/E are better.
1. Ultron--I'm a sucker for robots.
2. Despero--Imagine Loki and Despero sit down to a game of Super street fighter. Despero (being laaaame) immediately selects Akuma. Now, Loki's a waaaay better super street fighter player than Despero, so much so that he could probably beat him with...oh let's say Zangief, maybe Vega-even with the aformentioned Akuma selection.
but Despero's so serious, so focused on the game that Loki just cannot resist picking Dan. Loki wants to win the metagame. He wants to humiliate Despero and the best way to do that is to set up the fight in such a way that Despero has lost before he's even begun. Engaging in it is odious and makes him look like a tool.
So in round one Akuma demolishes Dan, since Akuma is designed to demolish and Dan to be demolished. In round two however, a miracle happens, Despero backs off just enough that the much more skilled Loki beats him (keeping in mind that loki could have easily won by taking the match seriously enough to pick a better matchup). In the third round though Loki decides that-for fun-he's only going to use Dan's fireball attack, the most laughable of all attacks. He even hits Despero once with it, and the crowd laughs a hearty laugh at big-pink-and-three-eyed. Needless to say Despero wins the match.
Despero will win this fight, but it won't make him happy. Loki will insure that by loosing, he smells like roses and Despero looks like a jackass.
ultron i guess
Weaver wrote: »
When I was in boot to become an infantryman, on our one two-day off-base pass me and another guy went to see Private Ryan in theaters as it had just come out and during the opening scene we're all HOLY FUCK WHAT DID WE GET OURSELVES IN TO