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the science of looking poor (fashion for fags)

SnowbeatSnowbeat i need somethingto kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
so you want to look like a hobo, but you live in a comfortable apartment and eat off a comfortable allowance from your parents?

it's easy! just become a hipster, like these cool cats

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or maybe you're a nice white kid from the suburbs, but something in you just wants to cap some fools

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maybe you're just tired of all this homo fashion nonsense and just want to drink a keg with your brahs?

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however your fashion tastes bend, talk about them here
sorry for making this early, but I gotta sleep sometime

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    you're a pretty terrible Asian there, Kosh

    yeah

    I'm basically a white dude with a smaller dick anyway

    oh i don't know about that, my dick's pretty small

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm wearing a polo shirt

    got some $140 raybans

    i look like a dick

    Fandyien on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wear tuques

    Dadouw on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    SIDEBOOB

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    fandy is the collar popped y/n

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    fandy is the collar popped y/n

    never

    fucking never

    Fandyien on
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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Holy shit I'm naked.

    Tard on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My best beanie comes from Red-Light district, Amsterdam

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    in the summer hipster girls wear those dresses and i'd be sitting on a train and one would come in all sideboobing the place up and this train's going to bonertown baby

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I pretty much only wear dickies

    #pipe on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    kosh let's compare dicks at pax

    i'll be the hirsute italian man in the rightmost stall on the second floor bathroom

    the password is 'i would like to suck your dick'

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I wear tuques

    they're called beanies, silly

    but its the same thing!

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    i don't know what you think hipsters are but those things in the OP are, uh, not at all hipsters

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    we don't call water bottles nalgenes

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    These threads always amuse and amaze me. I'm just a jeans and tshirt kinda guy. Some of the clothing hijinx you kids get up to...

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm wearing a white hanes v neck and $20 jeans with a lot of cuts in them.

    sexy cuts, though, so it's all good

    Futore on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    whats a nalgene

    Dadouw on
  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    what's wrong with looking fabulous

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    isn't nalgene just the name of the container holding water, like thermos?

    also, currently wearing my college shorts and a wife beater and socks. aww jeah

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I'm wearing a white hanes v neck and $20 jeans with a lot of cuts in them.

    sexy cuts, though, so it's all good

    my jeans have a ragged hole in the thigh from when i accidentally stabbed myself in the leg with a utility knife

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    what's wrong with looking fabulous

    but I make these white t-shirts look good

    Futore on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    i don't know what you think hipsters are but those things in the OP are, uh, not at all hipsters

    snowboy.jpg

    #pipe on
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    why do canadians call water bottles nalgenes that is a silly thing

    I've never seen this except in the whitest cottage backpacking kayaking kids.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I'm wearing a white hanes v neck and $20 jeans with a lot of cuts in them.

    sexy cuts, though, so it's all good

    my jeans have a ragged hole in the thigh from when i accidentally stabbed myself in the leg with a utility knife

    My jeans develop holes in the back of the leg and on the side. That is where various tools and my toolbelt hang.

    Work, ruining clothes since forever.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    koshian lets compare titties at pax

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I dress like an average prep

    today I wore a half-sleeved striped green/white shirt and a brown summer scarf and some tight jeans and flip flops

    whatever I was comfy (until it got cold then my toes froze)

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i wonder how long till hipsters start wearing multiple scarves, three or more. like how frat dudes started wearing two or three popped collar polos at the same time in some douchebag arms race

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    today I wore brown corduroys, a beirut shirt, my pumas and a light scarf

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i wonder how long till hipsters start wearing multiple scarves, three or more. like how frat dudes started wearing two or three popped collar polos at the same time in some douchebag arms race
    how long? negative years. come to new york.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I'm wearing a white hanes v neck and $20 jeans with a lot of cuts in them.

    sexy cuts, though, so it's all good

    my jeans have a ragged hole in the thigh from when i accidentally stabbed myself in the leg with a utility knife

    most of my jeans have cuts from testing out a knife after sharpening it. the hard edge of a pocket is actually a good place to test your knife

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    some guy came by Starbucks today wearing Palestine scarf (too lazy to spell it right) and was like UGH HOW DARE YOU CONFORM to his friend who was drinking a latte

    I asked him if he was 15 and he just walked away

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I dress like an average prep

    today I wore a half-sleeved striped green/white shirt and a brown summer scarf and some tight jeans and flip flops

    whatever I was comfy (until it got cold then my toes froze)

    prep girls are cute :oops:

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i wonder how long till hipsters start wearing multiple scarves, three or more. like how frat dudes started wearing two or three popped collar polos at the same time in some douchebag arms race
    how long? negative years. come to new york.

    noooo say it ain't so. does it look as silly as it sounds? and how do you stop yourself from just staring in disbelief?

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I do own a pretty sweet three piece suit. It's grey flannel. Pimpin old man suit.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wear a hoodie and/or a beanie most of the time

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    those "hipsters" don't look like hobos

    one of them looks like he's wearing a suit

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm wearing a DKNY jumper over a UNIQLO washed long underwear top.
    Lucky jeans
    Custom Japanese Vans

    I think I paid very little for this get up.

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    some guy came by Starbucks today wearing Palestine scarf (too lazy to spell it right) and was like UGH HOW DARE YOU CONFORM to his friend who was drinking a latte

    I asked him if he was 15 and he just walked away

    I still haven't worn my keffiyeh yet.

    I'm afraid to.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i actually like scarves. just not the douchebaggy hipster afghan ones or whatever. like i love my liverpool scarf and gryffindor scarf and plain gray scarf. elegant scarves on ladies look purty

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