Robert Heinlein's women inspired me to seek master-slave lifestyling relationships
true story
only had to do that once
don't read any more Heinlein, either
Oboro, you have done enough bad things to fill out an entire bad idea, good idea movie.
Good idea: Read a book.
Bad idea: Engage in a master-slave lifestyle because of said book.
What if the book is SM 101 by Jay Wiseman?
Or maybe The New Bottoming Book by Dossie Easton?
Ah, the recommended reading list for new visitors to the Center for Sex-Positive Culture.
I'll get on it, no worries.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
So I decided to try out Baldur's Gate after all this time owning a copy...created a mage and...I only get to use Magic Missile once? WTF?
Uhm, you have never played or read over the basic rules of Dungeons & Dragons before?
Spells and special abilities are not as common as in most fantasy games, especially at lower levels you will have to depend on your common weapons a lot more. As you progress you'll get to learn more spells, but you still won't be able to just spam them. That's not how magic works in D&D.
Magic often doesn't work in D&D.
Cloak of Spell Reflect: oh yes, the spell worked...and then it pulled a U-turn.
or
DM: Nothing happens.
Well yes, but that's just annoying and not "OH SHI-"-like. :P
I'm off to bed. Kagera, if you have any questions about BG2, there's a thread about the Infinity Engine in GnT or you could just PM me or something. I really liked BG2. Never played the expansion, though, just couldn't be bothered.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
...so long as you're sincere and they don't think you're just trying to manipulate their beliefs to your advantage.
This right here is where I fail when I try to be nice in conversations with religious folk. I get all smarmy and holier-than-thou every time I catch them in a logical conflict. I had a conversation with a biblical literalist recently about Adam and Eve where I literally scream "Gotcha!" when they admitted that Eve, having no knowledge of what was good and evil before eating the apple, can't be held responsible and went on a diatribe about how the bible makes god look like such a piece of shit petty asshole.
...so long as you're sincere and they don't think you're just trying to manipulate their beliefs to your advantage.
This right here is where I fail when I try to be nice in conversations with religious folk. I get all smarmy and holier-than-thou every time I catch them in a logical conflict. I had a conversation with a biblical literalist recently about Adam and Eve where I literally scream "Gotcha!" when they admitted that Eve, having no knowledge of what was good and evil before eating the apple, can't be held responsible and went on a diatribe about how the bible makes god look like such a piece of shit petty asshole.
Man, anyone who takes the Bible literally is dumb. I mean, you simply can't do it and be rational.
I love how my ex-pastor christian-buddhist teacher loves to rag on fundamentalists all class long. He was tearing Palin apart last class too, was glorious.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
Being very pale is only acceptable if you are a red head.
Be ye a red head?
I have an extremely strong suspicion that Passerbye is a busty, pale, Rubenesque redhead of the variety that commonly wears cleavage-boosting corsets to Ren Faire.
Edit: doh. Foiled.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
The New Topping Book and The New Bottoming Book are books on how to better fulfill the respective roles in BDSM play.
oh. Guess you can't really write a whole book about taking it up the butt.
Yeah... sorry, Eddy. It's the other definition of "bottoming."
Although I'm sure somebody, somewhere has written an entire book about taking it up the butt.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
Being very pale is only acceptable if you are a red head.
Be ye a red head?
I have an extremely strong suspicion that Passerbye is a busty, pale, Rubenesque redhead of the variety that commonly wears cleavage-boosting corsets to Ren Faire.
Edit: doh. Foiled.
Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.
The New Topping Book and The New Bottoming Book are books on how to better fulfill the respective roles in BDSM play.
oh. Guess you can't really write a whole book about taking it up the butt.
Yeah... sorry, Eddy. It's the other definition of "bottoming."
Although I'm sure somebody, somewhere has written an entire book about taking it up the butt.
I'm sure there's at least some sort of howto guide on the internet somewhere.
...so long as you're sincere and they don't think you're just trying to manipulate their beliefs to your advantage.
This right here is where I fail when I try to be nice in conversations with religious folk. I get all smarmy and holier-than-thou every time I catch them in a logical conflict. I had a conversation with a biblical literalist recently about Adam and Eve where I literally scream "Gotcha!" when they admitted that Eve, having no knowledge of what was good and evil before eating the apple, can't be held responsible and went on a diatribe about how the bible makes god look like such a piece of shit petty asshole.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Buddhism is interesting in that you can be Buddhist-Christian or Buddhist-Jewish (called jew-boos, no really, not sure if that's how you spell it but that's how you pronounce it, and yes, they named themselves that).
Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.
Well, you've shattered my stereotype, I now have no idea what to think of you because my decision-making ability is crippled without my prejudices.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.
Well, you've shattered my stereotype, I now have no idea what to think of you because my decision-making ability is crippled without my prejudices.
Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.
Well, you've shattered my stereotype, I now have no idea what to think of you because my decision-making ability is crippled without my prejudices.
Does this mean I've broken Feral?
Exactly. I'm not actually a human being, just an intricate assemblage of preconceived notions.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Being very pale is only acceptable if you are a red head.
Be ye a red head?
I have an extremely strong suspicion that Passerbye is a busty, pale, Rubenesque redhead of the variety that commonly wears cleavage-boosting corsets to Ren Faire.
Edit: doh. Foiled.
Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.
I occasionally wear corsets but I'm a small B at most.
Also Feral that book actually sounds interesting. I wonder if most people with a BDSM bent settle into the same relationships? The idea of getting "better" at being the submissive/dominant partner intrigues me. It would seem like it's just a thing. But I guess you'd tend to copy whatever porn you saw/whatever you were told was "normal" in that sort of relationship by your culture.
Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.
Well, you've shattered my stereotype, I now have no idea what to think of you because my decision-making ability is crippled without my prejudices.
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wait what is this book
I'll get on it, no worries.
Have you ever seen the rice paper they use for Japanese calligraphy? My ass is the color they're trying to achieve.
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The New Topping Book and The New Bottoming Book are books on how to better fulfill the respective roles in BDSM play.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I hear it's all the rage with the kids.
Well yes, but that's just annoying and not "OH SHI-"-like. :P
I'm off to bed. Kagera, if you have any questions about BG2, there's a thread about the Infinity Engine in GnT or you could just PM me or something. I really liked BG2. Never played the expansion, though, just couldn't be bothered.
Hahahaha. Yeah, that's pretty....
Oh, wait.
Shit.
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the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Sunlight is overrated. I'll take my vitamin D deficiency any day.
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This right here is where I fail when I try to be nice in conversations with religious folk. I get all smarmy and holier-than-thou every time I catch them in a logical conflict. I had a conversation with a biblical literalist recently about Adam and Eve where I literally scream "Gotcha!" when they admitted that Eve, having no knowledge of what was good and evil before eating the apple, can't be held responsible and went on a diatribe about how the bible makes god look like such a piece of shit petty asshole.
Be ye a red head?
DM: Nothing happens. The Demon turns his head and stares back at you. His eyes seem to burn straight through you.
Edit: I think actually in my case, it was a balrog.
Edit 2: And not technically a spell, but I failed the roll, so whatever. Stupid D&D
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oh. Guess you can't really write a whole book about taking it up the butt.
I love how my ex-pastor christian-buddhist teacher loves to rag on fundamentalists all class long. He was tearing Palin apart last class too, was glorious.
Very dark brown with red and blond highlights.
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I have an extremely strong suspicion that Passerbye is a busty, pale, Rubenesque redhead of the variety that commonly wears cleavage-boosting corsets to Ren Faire.
Edit: doh. Foiled.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Leftovers for dinner
How unexciting
Yeah... sorry, Eddy. It's the other definition of "bottoming."
Although I'm sure somebody, somewhere has written an entire book about taking it up the butt.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.
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Hmmmm....
This is...acceptable. But you best keep your marks up or you might be subject to termination.
and burn it to flay
to shelter it at home
at the fire place
and all the memory will fade
with the flick of the
flame
I'm sure there's at least some sort of howto guide on the internet somewhere.
Yeah... stop doing that.
I dislike walking in to see a stack of awful political books by the front entrance
Well, you've shattered my stereotype, I now have no idea what to think of you because my decision-making ability is crippled without my prejudices.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I've got freckles, though. And big eyes which change color regularly. Does that count against me?
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although a book would have been interesting.
You bought Culture Warrior, didn't you?
Does this mean I've broken Feral?
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Change colors? Intriguing. But disorienting.
Freckles however, are god damn adorable.
Man, I'm sorry but if you take the bible literally you turn god into a monster. There's really no two ways about t.
Exactly. I'm not actually a human being, just an intricate assemblage of preconceived notions.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I occasionally wear corsets but I'm a small B at most.
Also Feral that book actually sounds interesting. I wonder if most people with a BDSM bent settle into the same relationships? The idea of getting "better" at being the submissive/dominant partner intrigues me. It would seem like it's just a thing. But I guess you'd tend to copy whatever porn you saw/whatever you were told was "normal" in that sort of relationship by your culture.
Anyways, point is: I'm a sexy thang.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS PASSERBYE
They have been hiding amongst us! Infiltrating our bases!
I've dated a couple of women with eyes like that.
It's pretty common for very pale eyes to reflect green, grey, or blue depending on the ambient light and the person's mood.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.