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America's Next Top Model vs. naming a decent winner for once

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hahahahahahahahahaha

    Oh Alice

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bogey asked me last time if any of the winners actually go on to model. A lot of people who watch the show but don't really follow the psychotic internet communities would honestly never know this, since the work they do is so weird.

    This explains it better

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Posting in here.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm super sad because I have too much homework tonight to watch this

    I'll watch all the other episodes for sure though

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jesus, it's ten minutes in and already I see a lifetime of material for fourfour to mine

    a lifetime.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    whoa, just tuned in. whats up with the gray hair?

    also, tons of tyra faces already

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ahaha

    i thought this was a competition for girls

    excellent

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Clark is totally... every single villain from every single teen movie ever

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh my god, Marjorie is the cutest thing ever. I want her to win so much

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  • IsaIsa Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Marjorie's nervous energy freaks me out. D: I'm scared she'll go into a fit and hurt herself.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fashion is rad.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The first 30 minutes or so when Tyra was trying to do the film school special effects was pretty awful. I'm glad that she didn't keep that up after they were done casting.

    One person joked that in the makeover episode they would give Isis the operation. This is not actually possible, as the procedure and recovery period is quite long

    Assuming you do it right. Tyra isn't exactly serious about giving the girls good haircuts, so maybe she'll hire Dr. Nick to do the operation.

    Did Whitney really think she could get cast on the show twice in a row?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    America's Got Talent > America's Next Top Model

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    America's Got Talent > America's Next Top Model

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiIYV58d6J8

    Now kindly :arrow:

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  • IsaIsa Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Whitney-clone was just ridiculous.

    Isis' face bothers me in motion but she's surprisingly photogenic. I hope she shows those "traditionally minded" bitches what's what but there's no way she's going to win.

    Mckey makes me think of Mary Jane a little bit and I like her for totally superficial reasons. I thought her calling Isis a butterfly was pretty sweet.

    Miss J is totally over this. Seemed so sigh, contractual obligation the whole time. Am I the only one that got that vibe?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    America's Got Talent > America's Next Top Model

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiIYV58d6J8

    Now kindly :arrow:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSVMHzKr_-A

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    I hope she wins but know she won't

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i'm rooting for sheena, because she is a sassy asian

    "i have a black boyfriend"

    really?

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    She sorta looks like a cannibalistic elf that is trying to pass off as that nice girl next door. If she looks good in pictures that is fine but if she gets to the film shoots her awkward manner of movement won't fare well.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i'm rooting for sheena, because she is a sassy asian

    "i have a black boyfriend"

    really?

    her body is seriously sick, too

    I hope she gets far enough where we see her do a commercial

    GIRL U WANNA BUY THIS SHIT FURREAL

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i'm rooting for sheena, because she is a sassy asian

    "i have a black boyfriend"

    really?

    her body is seriously sick, too

    I hope she gets far enough where we see her do a commercial

    GIRL U WANNA BUY THIS SHIT FURREAL

    when she came out in her bikini, i thought they would call her out on being a wee bit too curvy for anorexic model look. glad she made it in because daaaaaaang, though i feel like she's gonna be an early casualty

    also, do we really need another kimora simmons? really tyra?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fuck, Clark is awful

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    just... awful

    I hope she and Hannah get eliminated at the same time and go back to their KKK rallies

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hahahaha redeemer

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    She needs to learn how to smile with her... anything

    Jesus

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Also, I didn't even know it was possible for a photo of an actual person to tiptoe the Uncanny Valley

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    what I'm trying to say is, I'm pretty sure Elina is a realdoll

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man i can walk, pose and act pretty
    i'm trying out for canada's next top model, you'd all better cheer for me or i'll be pissed
    i'm not actually trying out for canada's next top model.
    but i want my sister to, she's way hotter than any other broad on that show

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh man CNTM is so bad

    But at least you get to be on TV... I guess

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    One of the contestants on the next season of CNTM is the opposite of Isis. Pre-Op lady going to a man

    She/He/Orik wants to see how far she can go before getting the change

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i've would watch this but im already tip toeing the line of being the gayest gay as is

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I still can't look at Clark in that picture and see "pretty pretty"

    A lot of these girls get makeover haircuts that look awful 98% of the time. We get a brief moment of pretty when they go to get gussied up by Sutan and Christian Marc and maybe Ru Paul

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  • IsaIsa Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hahaha redeemer that is fantastic


    also you know if someone had gone on the show with Elina's makeover hair, Tyra would've been like 'bitch you look like a clown, let's hack that all off'

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    This is what Fiz talks to me about 50% of the time we're in line at Disneyland.

    The other half is evenly split between him lying to people on IM about things I say, and him telling me about which forumers he wants to molest/have me ban.

    hahahahaha

    also, should i watch this?
    hmmm

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I haven't seen this show in so long. I haven't even seen this season. It's pretty good. Project Runway has better fashion, though.

    Project Runway is great

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Walmart has better fashion than this show

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This last episode was pretty good once you got past that fairy tale scene. Tyra took the time out of her all-you-can-eat rib buffet to talk to the girls about her own modeling career, and how she had to adapt when she developed a big fat ass. The photo shoot involved the girls doing regular poses while wearing regular bikinis, instead of them wearing two live pufferfish that they had to keep alive with their bodily secretions while still being fierce

    Which is the shoot next week

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So glad Hannah Alaska is gone

    She looks like Matilda and has the personality of a brainwashed Aryan child

    It was sad about Isis though, even if her elimination was justified

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    So glad Hannah Alaska is gone

    She looks like Matilda and has the personality of a brainwashed Aryan child

    It was sad about Isis though, even if her elimination was justified

    yeah this is basically how I feel

    hopefully Clark will be next

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    glad my girl sheena is still in the running. kinda sad that they eliminated some of the more "colorful" personalities already, way too early. I don't watch this for the modeling, i watch for the drama, goshdangit.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Well it looks like we'll get drama next week when the girls form a circle of hate around Marjorie and she transforms into the Hulk

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