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the science of looking poor (fashion for fags)

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    ahem

    FAQ on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    ahem

    I'll bring the lube!

    Snowbeat on
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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    YOUR CUNT GOES HERE*

    *OVER MY VAGINA

    the x-ing implies that i want to do that scissors thing.

    beavotron on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This is gonna be the best gay party ever.

    ChicoBlue on
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    ahem

    I'll bring the lube!

    I'll bring my friends.

    Killjoy on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    i have this belt but i never wear it anymore :(
    IMG_1856.jpg

    reminds me of a pair of shot glasses I picked up in Beaver, Co years ago
    the liquor store is called Beaver Liquor

    Druhim on
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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    i have this belt but i never wear it anymore :(
    IMG_1856.jpg

    reminds me of a pair of shot glasses I picked up in Beaver, Co years ago
    the liquor store is called Beaver Liquor

    that's the place i'm destined to live/become an old wine-o

    beavotron on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh boy! my first gay party

    FAQ on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    i have this belt but i never wear it anymore :(
    IMG_1856.jpg

    reminds me of a pair of shot glasses I picked up in Beaver, Co years ago
    the liquor store is called Beaver Liquor

    that's the place i'm destined to live/become an old wine-o

    as long as you're pretty wealthy
    it's right next to Vail so it's a pretty pricey area

    Druhim on
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    YOUR CUNT GOES HERE*

    *OVER MY VAGINA

    the x-ing implies that i want to do that scissors thing.

    A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.


    needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it

    Captain K on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    FAQ wrote:
    oh boy! my first gay party


    and it won't be your last

    :winky:

    Snowbeat on
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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Sars_Boy on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.

    you and your dumb rhymes
    you know what it reminds me of?
    one of those annoying jesters who has riddles for people to answer:
    00022-rg.gif

    beavotron on
  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    oh boy! my first gay party

    Don't act like this is your first time.

    Agent Vesago on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.

    Munkus smells like poop.

    Bloop bloop bloop.

    ChicoBlue on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.

    Munkus smells like poop.

    Bloop bloop bloop.

    lyrical genius

    beavotron on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.

    Munkus smells like poop.

    Bloop bloop bloop.

    Oh my, an ace snoop
    A regular downtrodden sherlock
    But this jailbird's flown the coop
    taking with him his juicy cock

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited September 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.


    needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
    Hahahaha!

    So how did she trick you?

    Bogey on
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    verbal assassins in here

    Captain K on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.

    Munkus smells like poop.

    Bloop bloop bloop.

    lyrical genius

    Chico is the next Kanye West

    calling it now

    Snowbeat on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.


    needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
    Hahahaha!

    So how did she trick you?

    Hey [Captain K], say "Scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.


    needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
    Hahahaha!

    So how did she trick you?

    probably with eyelashes and boobs
    k is easily swayed by hoes and tricks

    beavotron on
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.


    needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
    Hahahaha!

    So how did she trick you?

    I was just vamping on the mic while the kids were "resetting" (i.e. running back to the beginning of the chunk we were rehearsing) and saying some cliched shit like "what's really lacking here is the marching technique, you need scissors for legs in this section" and she said it kinda quietly next to me up in the bleachers (it was our "dress rehearsal" with all the kids in full uniform and a bunch of parents there).

    And I had no idea what it meant, I thought she was just saying something goofy and it sounded funny/dumb like the other crap I was intentionally saying, so I added "yeah that's it, 'scissor me timbers' says Anne". And suddenly there were like 40 kids and even a few parents just going "OHHHHHHHH" and I had no fucking idea why.

    So I looked around at the rest of the instructional staff and basically every single one of them had turned beet red, especially Anne, who looked like she was about to shit her pants. A few of them were snickering and/or covering their faces with their hands. I'm going "what? does that actually mean something?" and the band director is all "just keep talking. just move on.".


    whoooooooops

    Captain K on
  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    K have any kid's you've taught ever found out that you post on the internet where they can read what you're saying

    Ranx on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited September 2008
    Smoooooooooooooooooth! :o

    Bogey on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.

    Munkus smells like poop.

    Bloop bloop bloop.

    Oh my, an ace snoop
    A regular downtrodden sherlock
    But this jailbird's flown the coop
    taking with him his juicy cock

    "Don't wear that sock, man.
    I just jerked off into it,"
    is what Munkus said.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.

    Munkus smells like poop.

    Bloop bloop bloop.

    Oh my, an ace snoop
    A regular downtrodden sherlock
    But this jailbird's flown the coop
    taking with him his juicy cock

    "Don't wear that sock, man.
    I just jerked off into it,"
    is what Munkus said.

    That sock belonged to Jackie Chan.
    I think you're akin to it
    Because I never wear that sock to bed.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.

    Munkus smells like poop.

    Bloop bloop bloop.

    Oh my, an ace snoop
    A regular downtrodden sherlock
    But this jailbird's flown the coop
    taking with him his juicy cock

    "Don't wear that sock, man.
    I just jerked off into it,"
    is what Munkus said.
    Snowbeat wrote:
    Chico is the next Kanye West

    calling it now

    beavotron on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.


    needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
    Hahahaha!

    So how did she trick you?

    I was just vamping on the mic while the kids were "resetting" (i.e. running back to the beginning of the chunk we were rehearsing) and saying some cliched shit like "what's really lacking here is the marching technique, you need scissors for legs in this section" and she said it kinda quietly next to me up in the bleachers (it was our "dress rehearsal" with all the kids in full uniform and a bunch of parents there).

    And I had no idea what it meant, I thought she was just saying something goofy and it sounded funny/dumb like the other crap I was intentionally saying, so I added "yeah that's it, 'scissor me timbers' says Anne". And suddenly there were like 40 kids and even a few parents just going "OHHHHHHHH" and I had no fucking idea why.

    So I looked around at the rest of the instructional staff and basically every single one of them had turned beet red, especially Anne, who looked like she was about to shit her pants. A few of them were snickering and/or covering their faces with their hands. I'm going "what? does that actually mean something?" and the band director is all "just keep talking. just move on.".


    whoooooooops

    YOU ARE AWESOME

    Druhim on
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can't rhyme for shit :I

    FAQ on
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    K have any kid's you've taught ever found out that you post on the internet where they can read what you're saying

    I dunno, there's certainly more than a handful of them dorky enough to know what PA is, so I guess if they did some Googles for my name they'd be able to put it together.


    I heard somebody say "Pokemon Gym Leader" in the hallway the other day while everyone was heading out of the school toward the band rehearsal field.

    Captain K on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.

    Munkus smells like poop.

    Bloop bloop bloop.

    Oh my, an ace snoop
    A regular downtrodden sherlock
    But this jailbird's flown the coop
    taking with him his juicy cock

    "Don't wear that sock, man.
    I just jerked off into it,"
    is what Munkus said.

    That sock belonged to Jackie Chan.
    I think you're akin to it
    Because I never wear that sock to bed.

    you are losing your touch old man

    beavotron on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

    The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
    You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.

    Munkus smells like poop.

    Bloop bloop bloop.

    Oh my, an ace snoop
    A regular downtrodden sherlock
    But this jailbird's flown the coop
    taking with him his juicy cock

    "Don't wear that sock, man.
    I just jerked off into it,"
    is what Munkus said.
    Snowbeat wrote:
    Chico is the next Kanye West

    calling it now

    it's called freestyle rappin'

    I don't expect uncultured floozies to understand 8-)

    Snowbeat on
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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    K have any kid's you've taught ever found out that you post on the internet where they can read what you're saying

    I dunno, there's certainly more than a handful of them dorky enough to know what PA is, so I guess if they did some Googles for my name they'd be able to put it together.


    I heard somebody say "Pokemon Gym Leader" in the hallway the other day while everyone was heading out of the school toward the band rehearsal field.

    Is Pokemon Gym Leader your spy name or something

    Ranx on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    when did beavotron become a despicable prostitute?

    FAQ on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    when did beavotron become a despicable prostitute?

    :shock::cry:

    beavotron on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    when did beavotron become a despicable prostitute?
    bout the same time you became homosexual

    Snowbeat on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    when did beavotron become a despicable prostitute?

    See her title: Will gnaw your wood for G

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man i should change that, i'm back into hate mode with WoW but i have nothing else to put there

    beavotron on
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